WTF, The Simple Life is fake. How could we have ever figured that one out. Paris is saying the show is fake - shocker! We also know her tan, hair, eyes and more are fake. The question remains, is her singing fake as well? Check out her album cover below and more on her admitting being a fake. The Scoop reports:

‘Simple Life’ is a reality show and people might assume it’s real. But it’s fake,” the partying heiress told the London Sun. “All reality shows are fake basically. When you have a camera on you, you are not going to act yourself.”
Hilton says she created her “Simple Life” personality by combining characters from two hit films. “Before I started the show I thought I’d make a character like the movies ‘Legally Blonde’ and ‘Clueless’ mixed together, with a rich girl all-in-one,” she explained. “Even my voice is different and the way I dress is different from me in real life. It’s a character I like to play. I think it’s carefree and happy. The public think they know me but they really don’t.”
















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No duh that show is FAKE !!!
1airbrush much?
2Oh please. I see where she got the dang nose from - she's Pinocchio's idiot cousin.
3That pic looks like her head on someone else's body. We all know reality shows are fake, so that's no surprise. I'd have to say Elle in Legally Blonde and Cher in Clueless were smarter than Paris is though.
4Paris and her aunt have the same nose. They must have the same plastic surgeon.
5wow ok
6idk but she seems really nice sometimes on the show
and she dresses the same in the show and in pix
Well of course reality TV is fake. We all knew that. But please, she's saying most of that because she's probably sick of people thinking she's a ditz.
7Did anyone else like the Simple life better when her and Nicole were friends? I watched a few episodes of this season and I definetly liked the older ones better.
8The combined I.Q of Elle and Cher is still 17 times bigger than Paris'.
Will she ever go away?
9Yikes This Girl Is Hilarious! I still want a picture with he for my myspace. hahah
10oopse with her! LOL!
11I love how if it was anyone else that picture would look like they were deep in thought, pondering the things that they write about in their songs, but with Paris, it's the same vacant stare she has most of the time, like she's looking in a mirror.
12Lol, sweetpeas, they probably do stick a mirror in front of her so she'll 'emote'.
13doesn't she every close her legs????? i'm completly and utterly shocked by that annoucement...i wonder if i can sue?? lol..
14Paris OWNS the vacant expression. She doesn't even have to work at it.
15She's repulsive*
16I hate to admit it.. but this album is going to rock. Hard.
i've listened to 2 tracks. and its great.
17I have heard a few tracks too...and I am loving it!! I know shes an idiot and the show is fake...but I still love it!! WooOO...
18Love it and hella addicted to it!
19Please...just go away already!
20I was wondering the same thing tiffsadork7... Does she ever close her legs? And I hope for all our sakes that she's wearing drawers, cause you know she seems to have a strict "no panties policy".....EEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwww.
21Ditto FB1977.
22Talking about her single "stars are blind" i definetly hear on it a lot of samples from a UB 40' song ( i forgot the title) !!!!!!!!!!!!!! the same music !!
23I hate to admit it but she looks pretty here but... when did she get boobs?
24Ugh ... Go away already ... She is like a fly in the house that you can't just get close enough to SMACK and YES, it's finally gone ...
25she might look pretty, but notice the pose- she luvs to have those legs spread !! P I G
26close those legs skank! and deeeeary me, isn't everything about her fake?
27Nessabum, it's the only pose she knows ... LOL ... She is a big scank, I agree with you !
28What's interesting is how scanky she is and how much people bash her, she still has a following ... There is even someone registered on here using her name ... Go figure ! I wouldn't ever want to be associated with her, the big dirty wh*ore !!
29i think her hair looks nice here - i'd like to go that colour.
30Princesspixie: Lots of airbrush and camera lens tinting ... It's amazing how you can touch up a photo and make white trash look like royalty ... I'm not sure why anyone would want to register using her name ... Lord, she's NASTY. Maybe she's their idol ... hehehehehehehhee
31The simple life wasn't real??? Well whodathunk? Lol
32I still want my hair tht colour! lol.
she is majorly photoshopped. but it was a good job.
33Cant stand her. I heard her song on the radio when i was driving to work this morning. This made me sad as I made it my life goal to never hear her attempt at being a singer. It was so dumb. You could tell that her voice only sounded alright because it had technological help.
Agreed PP. The hair colour is nice.
34Some sick part of me wants to hear that song sass! iv even turned the car radio from JJJ because veryone on her talks about songs iv never heared.
Im glad Perrys gone, hey.
35The show might be fake, but the time she was flung off the horse and it stomped on her was real...and we're all reeeeeeally happy about that, aren't we?
36all celebrities are photoshopped...which honestly isn't a real big deal...actors on the big screen got photo shopped...her album will be good...something we all can shake our booty too
37honestly can u be happy that a person gets hurt?? no matter who they are...just cuz she's fake..doesn't mean she deserves to be hurt...
38I laughed with glee when I heard Paris got thrown off that horse....
39Me too, JennaV. I'm a bad person
40We are evil,evil biotches, Trixie!!!
41I know. I love it.
42WHAT!?? THIS SHOW IS FAKE!?!? OMG NO! Don't you think we figured that out 2 seasons ago???
43Yeah, that was a hilarious scene! She was ll boasting 'Ive been riding horses my whole life.' Then it chucked her. was pure gold.
Yeah PP! Im glad Perry got booted but now I am voting my butt of to get rid of Darren. A major bore!
44I haven't heard her song, and I don't care too either...Thought that the episode that she got thrown off the horse was hysterical.
45I've heard a few tracks from her album too and it sucks. That overly produced breathy "fixed in the studio" sound is the worst.
46HAHAHA!!! "Overly produced breathy 'fixed in studio'"....reminds me of Jessica Simpson.
47LOL! Jenna unfortunatley I did hear Jessica's new single....well not the whole thing I just couldn't, had to turn it off.
48Yeah, i listened to 30 sec. on iTunes. It blew chunks.
49Paris = go away.
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