Jessica Simpson spent her birthday in Cabo with her family, and of course Ken Paves. Not sure what these photos are all about since it looks more like a photoshoot than some casual day at the pool.

We reported earlier that Jessica will be hosting the Teen Choice Awards and now it turns out Nick will be there as well as Vanessa. Who knew we would be so excited to watch the Teen Choice Awards?
Lots of images of Jessica on her trip so read more
















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haha! this will be one to watch. my guess is one is a no show or gets sick.
1Still waiting for this chicks demise. Go away already.
2By the way Ken...great job she looks terrible....I mean the cowboy hat is so circa 2003
3Could those sunglasses, BE any bigger, for christ sakes, they look stupid. Shes seems really cozy with the hairdresser, can't remember the last time I sat in the lap of mine, and people call me nuts!
4Someone please have to forbid cowboy hats, p l e a s e!
5And I have to say, theres a big big canyon between a Nick Lachey and a Ken Paves *lol*!
Why is she covering up in some of those pics...she has a bikini top on...what is she trying to hide?
6Jess is pretty but the fact she has to take her hairdresser with her on vacation is just silly! DIVAAAA!!
7She is obviously doing a photo shoot of some sort and that is why she made her hairdresser tag along. He certainly seems to go wherever she goes. Everytime you see photos of Jess he's lurking in the background.
8she is boring. her love life isnt even interesting anymore. kev paves could be her sister! both ken and jessica are talentless hacks who like to bi*ch other girls out.
9FB1977, I was kind of wondering about all the covering up too. Maybe her abs aren't what they used to be...
10I'm getting bored.
11she looks hot. this is why i love her. because whatever crazy, pimp daddy stint she pulls, at the end of the day id walk over razorblades to bang her.
admitedly i'd prolly just walk away without another word after i was done, but for that amount of tinme id be a fan.
12time. not tinme.
13they are all attending the teen awards? oooooh let the games begin!!!!!!!
14I like the shades but agree with JK and Suge....LOSE the cowboy hat!!! That is so played. Even when it was supposedly "in", it was ugly as hell. Her bod looks great as usual but that (and the shades) is the only nice thing I can say about her. I hope Nick and Vanessa go to the Teen Choice awards.....now, I just might have to watch.
15I'm feeling inspired and definitely motivated, as much as we all think she is a dumb blonde bimbo, she has a kick'n body with awesome calfs ... Ugh ! Damn, I gotta get my lazy ass back into the gym already ... I took the past 3 weeks off and I'm feeling it !
16I hate to say it, but I think her marketing people are doing the right moves by keeping her boring, quiet and not seen coming out of hotels like Nick ... It's great he moved on, but it's also great she is focusing on "Her" ... I still think she is dopey, but at least she has a smart team behind her. And pimp daddy, well without him, perhaps she wouldn't be as successful as she is ...
17.....and she wouldn't have anyone to keep her bed warm at night....
18...or to read her a favorite bedtime story 'daddy loves his little girl'
19haha teen choice awards are hopefully gonna be worth watching..
20I only wish we got the awards in the UK. I would love to watch that on TV.
21love the shades..Oliver Goldsmith I think.
22she is talented with or without Nick.
I think CaCee was a better BFF...Ken just gives me the creeps. For being such an "it" hair sylist, his clients sure have been looking ratty lately...
23yeah, her sunglasses are really nice.
24I will be watching the teen choice awards for the first time ever!
25what do you mean her people are doing the right thing keeping her out of the spot light? hello she has no people. she has mommy and daddy and they are the only ones who don't hate her for divorcing nick.
26Is it just me, or does her nose look as if it's been Ashlee-ized?
27I like Jess, but the HELL? Why is she covering up when she is on a beach? Something wrong with her top? (Looks like Ken was fixing something)
28Those glasses are too damn big.
I actually like the hat
This does look like a photo shoot instead of a family vac...where is the rest of the family?
Why is she laying on the concrete wall and not in the sand?
Are her and Ken more than friends now?
What happened to Cacee? Are they not friends anymore?
Ok, enough of my questions!
Jessica looks pretty here, but she always looks like shes trying way too hard. The fact that she only hangs out with people thar primp her seems a bit too self absorbed to me. She really is nauseating, but pretty
29i definitely agree about the concrete comment. cause when i go to the beach, i LOVE to lay on concrete walls with no blankets to protect my proactiv-coated back!
30she is pretty though, and in good shape, and the sunglasses are nice... argh.
Jessica has become so boring even in a bikini and blonde extensions. She's always hanging with her gay hairstylist because she probably hopes he'll magically turn gay and she can date him. I boycott anything she's in because she truly has no talent and is trying to convince us she's an actress is laughable. I'll be glad when she and her annoying lil sis go away.
31I just want to see Jessica presenting Nick as a presenter for an award or Nick Singing there "What left from me"...Ja that could be funny!!
32cacee quit her job with her. no they are not friends. if they were you'd see pictures of them together. no ken paves is not her boyfried, he's gay. yes she has to pay people to be her friends. my examples. cacee, the ex assistant. ken the hairdresser.
33I don't understand if it's a photo shoot why would they have her constantly hide her belly? Maybe she's wanting some pregnancy rumors to start since Hollywood chicks are creating their very own babyboom*
34oh god. jessica with babies. stop.
35I meant she thinks he'll turn straight. I must be typing much too fast today.
36Why cant she and ken be best friends and he is coming with her and her friends on vacation to celebrate her birthday. And maybe just maybe the paparazzi would not leave them alone so they cut them a deal. They could get a few photos and then be on there way and Ken just help her primp for the impromtu shoot. Who knows. Also whoever said that ken shouldnt let her wear the hat, he isnt her stylist for goodness sake. I think the hat is cute when it is worn on the beach as a form of sun protection not in real life.
Also the glasses are Gucci.. I have the black ones and I love them.
37I don't see that she tries too hard, I see a lot of people just ripp'n on her becuase her marriage didn't work out ... She was too young for that path anyway- Too much going on, too many obsticles, and too many cameras in everything they did. That's why it didn't work out. I'm am sure Nick isn't the only one that was/is crying- she just didn't write a song about it. Haaa !
38I think that is so true. She has chosen not to show any of her emotions on how she feels about the divorce, in public, so she comes across as being cold with no feelings. Underneath the happy exterior she is probably very sad her marriage ended. I think she probably still loves Nick in her own way, but couldnt make it work with him for one reason or another.
39Frankly I think it was really classless (is that even a word) of Nick to say some pretty personal things about their relationship and divorce to the tabloids. He was just trying to get ahead and promote his album, but nobody spoke badly of him. She should keep her mouth shut about it because it is too personal of a thing to tell the world about it.
Im team jessica in a team nick world haha
40another who cares moment for me. she should have stayed with singing...she has a great voice, as an actress she's not that great imo.
41I don't despise her because her marriage fell apart. I just hate phonies and she is as artificial as they come. And I am sure Papa Joe got a boner thinking about all the paparazzi taking pics of his bikini clad daughter.
42I'm surprised she's actually covering up...
43AND...the cameras would never have been following them around if it had not been for her pimp and Newlyweds.
44I've heard so many comments along the lines of Pimp Dad Joe getting boners over Jessica.
45It makes me sick as sh*t to think about that.
snooze...
46I'm not necessarily Team Jessica, but I don't think she's all that bad...but once again, I've never watched Newlyweds, so I don't know much about her. And she can't help who her father is...creepy and slimy as he may be.
47For some reason I'm disgusted by the sight of JEssica's body. I'm not even talking about her face but her body. Especially when I see her in a bikini, she appear to be very skinny but spongy at the same time. She has no muscle tone. SHe looks like a fat girl gone skinny. Nastyyyyyy!!!
48shes hiding her belly cuz shes bloated!!!!
49Where are you getting this was a photo shoot? She's on vacation with her parents, like she does every year, thats her mother next to her in one of the pics. Is she hiding or carrying a towel? Maybe she doesn't like showing off her body when she doesn't have to, yeah right, but, you never know she tries covering her face with those GARGANTUAN sunglasses, I don't care who makes them they are huge and the dumbest looking things I have ever seen!
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