Jessica Alba left the glam at the Oscars and made her way through LAX solo (except for her friendly videographer) last night. Jessica is one of those girls who always seems to be complaining about being awkward and unpopular as a kid, but somehow I'm still hard pressed to believe it. She recently contributed to a book of essays by female celebrities called If I'd Known Then about just that. In her piece Jessica talks about being labeled "a slut" by PTA moms when she had a big chest at a young age and how to deal with teenage guys. She says, "Boys are awful. They are made of nothing but hormones until they're about 20 or 21 . . . It's fun to have a crush, but don't think it's forever . . . And use birth control and condoms, please." No comment.
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1Never notcied her having a larger than average chest...
So sick of her.
2Does it sound like she's having second thoughts about her baby daddy to anyone else? "Use Birth Control and Condom's Please" Hmmm...
3i know i never thought of alba has a "big boobs girl"
@ the no commet...and thats a good point christina.
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5* comment
I had a big cheat at a young age too...like in grade 8 I was a D!!!!
6It was HORRIBLE!
ccsugar, perhaps when she was in Junior High she got her gift from the breast fairy earlier than the other girls?
7I think her boobs are average ,but ok girl.. and please who is gonna listen to you or any celeb when they say condoms and birth control please,when these people are getting knocked up left and right. I can't stand her.
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Wow. she annoys the hell out of me! 
9i cant stand this b*tch she makes me want to pull my hair out
10thats a ugly sweater and hat!
11kidoe didnt you also forget thats an ugly biatch
12I can't stand her either.
13Some celebrities would be much better off just keeping their mouths shut. Jessica Alba is one of them.
14I agree pink,she isn't even that pretty. I can't wait till she has this kid,then she can just go away.
15I wish she would shut-up already!!!
16Down w/ the annoying biatch!
I used to think she was cute during the Dark Angel phase but she decided to be stick thin like everyone else in Hollywood... // It could be she was developing before everyone else was.
17for the life of me i cant stand her, getloud thats the problem she doesnt know when to shut the f*ck up
18Me too pink.. another thing is about her being latina.. she thinks she is the only person in the world who is mixed with mexican
19a tad hypocritical. i think that's insulting to boys, too. if a male celebrity published his opinion that girls are nothing but airheads until they're 21 i would be writing a stern letter. she tries so hard to be relatable but she should just shut up.
20im mixed with mexican and proud of it well iam a mexican american my mother and my bastard father are from mexico, so that makes me a mexican american
21What part in mexico pink.. My hus is from aguascalientes..
22really i have family there, but my moms family is from jalisco, my bastard fathers family is from rosita, if you dont mind me asking what is your REAL name
23I don't get the appeal with this whiny beeyotch I don't think she's pretty and when I think big chested ( which isn't often =) she doesn't come to mind.
24i like latina chicas!
25i like jess .i dunno why everyone hates her lol.did i miss sth bout her that is so annoying?!
It's just incredible to really believe that this chick was such an outcast growing up. We've all had issues growing up, we were bullied, teased, ignored, etc.... This chick seemed to have it all! How horrible and depressing was her life or still is!!
26She needs to SHUT UP!!!
time to go see a therapist Jess
27Sorry, she does NOT have a large chest. She is a cute girl, but for her to say that she has large breasts is just unfactual.
28"if a male celebrity published his opinion that girls are nothing but airheads until they're 21 i would be writing a stern letter."
Good point!
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30jessica--SHUUUT UPPPP!
31Why does this bimbot keep talking? Go away and have your baby, please. We beg.
32She's just amazing... In the most terrible way!
33I would pay large sums of money to NEVER have to hear about her or see her scrawny a** again.
-She's not talented.
-She's not hot, she's rail thin and ALL makeup. Without makeup, she's nothing.
-She's stupid. Really, really stupid and she thinks she's smart. She's never had one thing come out of her mouth that makes sense or isn't a jab at her latin roots or at how mistreated she is cause she thinks she's hot.
GO AWAY IDIOT.
34Everyone needs to chill out and put the quote in context. It's for a book. The quote isn't "woe is me" its for a book called "If I'd known then" So she just trying to say something helpful to younger readers. Boys are like that, obviously there are exceptions, but I don't think its bad advice to tell the truth. Teenage guys have raging hormones and girls should be careful. Secondly the whole boob thing is designed to tell girls, look this happened to me, don't worry about it, life goes on. I don't think she's off base because plenty of PTA moms were like that at my school. They gossiped more about the girls in my class than we did ourselves.
35I looooathe her!
Every time I see a pic of her I think of Perez calling her Jessica 'Don't Call Me Latina' Alba.
36Wow , she has no idea how freaking annoying she is.
37i love this girl. cracks me up what she said.
38People need to stop interviewing her!
I tell ya, its the hormones talking. This chick think she's all that and a bag of fritos. I am tired of her and all that she has to say.
Maybe the condom broke with her? Or she's that .1% that got pregnant while on the pill, if not, she needs to shut her mouth.
39BTW, Im Platinum!!!! oooo and it goes so well with Z's shirt.
40I used to love her, but now she just irritates me. She seems so grouchy and bitter.
41If that quote is the best summation of her contribution...I'm Good!!!
42I am so glad I never liked her cause its hard to hate a pregnant woman
43No wonder why her lack of confidence shows even now. Get over teenagehood already. Sorry no confidence=no beauty.
44congrats martini
45Congrats Martini! Come on pink, we can do it!
46i dont understand her. But i guess, shes jessica alba, a celebrity.
My english teacher told us a few days ago, "celebs dont know what they are talking about, they dont even know who they are, they are so used to acting that its so hard to find out who they really are. Never take advice from magazines or anything, take advice by someone who loves you"
but use birth controls and condoms is right, well not really, if your young, STAY AWAY FROM SEX!
47In her piece Jessica talks about being labeled "a slut" by PTA moms when she had a big chest at a young age
I'm NOT buying that.
48i don't think she's saying she has big boobs now, just that she grew faster than the rest of the girls. when no one else has boobs, you could be in a training bra and still look large in 6th grade.
49not that i'm sticking up for her or anything..she annoys me as much as the next person, but i think that quote was taken a bit out of context
my barbie has bigger tits that this sorry peice of excuse of a human being.
poor kid of hers.....her baby will be everything Alba ever wanted and she'll be forever bitter.
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