And how. As an avid Olsen follower (Michelle Tanner 4-Eva), I am admittedly thrilled to see the twins show off what their parents gave them at last night's InStyle Golden Globes after party. And by that, I mean their teeth. Mmmm, dental structure.

This may not seem thrilling to those of you who don't avidly follow the facial expressions of these two tiny little moguls, but believe me, for those of us who do (oooor is that just me?) this is like Christmas, Super Sweet 16, First Child Being Born and Shiloh Jolie-Pitt Pictures all wrapped up in one. I mean, really the last time we were involved with Mary-Kate's teeth, it was under much more sordid circumstances. It's nice to see the chompers being put to less-filthy use. Aaaaaannnd, I totally have a life.
















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1I almost didn't recognize her with the smile, isn't that funny!
2Points, smoints
i don't know which one is which (don't hit me people!), but the one with her hair up looks AWFUL!!! OMG! she looks like she's 35!
3All this time I thought they would be prettier if we only saw them smile, but they still look kind of freaky.
4Ashley looks good except for that dress. Don't get me started on Mary Kate, she clearly needs help with her make up. She is copying the look they had in the late 18th century France. I hate that look. Its ok when you are on stage performing but when you are out and about on the town, yuck.
5whats wrong with mary kates teeth?!
6They are such beautiful girs but they look like crap all the time. Their hair and makeup are awful and they always dress so frumpy. They look 15 years older than what they are. Ashley as usual looks better than MK but she needs improvement too.
7Yep, those are kind of smiles. I miss little Michelle, she was smiles all the time. "You got it dude!"
8Live today as if you'd die tomorrow. Learn today as if you'd live forever.
I like the smiles.
9Wow...they used to be beautiful and still could be but this whole "adult look" they're going for doesn't work well on them. There are so many cute stars their age who dress and look age appropriate yet still have a signature look to them...the Olsens need some help!
10Huh, Her teeth DO look like she's had work done to them. They almost look filed.
11They are pretty young ladies but the makeup has got to go.It looks like they slep with it on all night.......
12I actually Ashley's makeup is really good, or decent at least
13not like her sister's makeup
14Deba---
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15waaaaay to far, thanks Christina
16Wow that looks soooo abnormal, which makes me realize how rare it is to see the Olsenius Toothicus. BTW, hilarious picture with MK biting a stripper's leg...I want to know the story behind that one!
17they are gross and wear fur.
18I'm frightened!
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Oh Hayden!
Those two are hideous. Ive always thought so, even when they were on Full House. They were not the "cute, little, sweet, adorable toddlers" everyone thinks they were, imo. They look like Troll Dolls-always have. And I always thouht the Mihelle character was a little brat, but I think Im the only one. I really like Full House, but could not stand Michelle.
20I can't tell which is which in these pics, but the one who isn't wearing the red lipstick (which is horrid btw) looks ok here. & by ok, I mean not as scary as usual
21No problem!
22MK's hair is orange ! she should go dark again.
23They're both just fugly.
24Now that I think about it, I can't remember when I last saw either of them smile...interesting.
25wow!! I never noticed that
26ashley looks so cute with a smile! her teeth look really nice. but mary-kate doesn't look so good. all those cigarettes and coffee really has done some damage, i guess. or she's got lipstick on her teeth. either way, there are these great inventions called crest whitestrips. i did them, and goodbye red wine stains!
27Ashley looks like Mary-Kate's grandma. Or, wait! Mary-Kate looks like Ashley's grandma. Who they hell knows? Which witch is witch?
28I thought Mary-Kate was the smiling Olsen, and Ashley the one with the red lips! I'm confused! Molly talks about Mary-Kate's teeth, and there's this head shot of a girl showing her teeth while smiling, so I just assumed... But everyone is talking about Mary-kate's 'stage make-up'....
Molly, help us out!
29These are two beautiful girls.. but not looking like this.
If I had their money, I'd have a full time stylist.
30I am so disturbed by these two
31They're so freakin' weird. I can't stand them. They look like kids trying to look like old grannies, trying to look like kids, if you know what I'm trying to say. "Michelle" was not even a cute kid, but completely obnoxious in that kid-actor kind of way.
32Ashley looks cute. (Odd dress choice, though.) MK. . . what happened here?
I think the twins can be really cute -- but MK looks better with darker hair (and I hate to say that even her baglady gettup looks better than her grandma dress).
33crazy -- but at lease they look like they are enjoying themselves
34It's too bad, really. I remember when their "empire" was pretty much starting out----when they were in their teens and started up the makeup line, etc. They always looked so cute then. WTF happened? They have so much potential.
35wow... for a while there I wasn't sure if they had teeth!!
36The red lipstick is harsh and it looks half rubbed off! Can't they afford stylists?
37Ashley's smile is fine, it's the other one's that's creepy. it's like in those horror movies when the frankenstein tries to smile - really awkward!
don't get me wrong i'm not saying she's some kind of monster , i'm just saying the smile is really, reallly strained!
say cheese!
38mk is so much prettier than ashley but i wish she would just dress, eat, do her hair and make up like a normal person.
39ugh mary kates hair is awful and that lipstick ugh
40shes so werid
I didn't even recognize Ashley in the first pic. Yay for smiles tho!
41Wow! Im amazed!
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