Perhaps there was reason why Lindsay Lohan all but exposed her funbags the other day--she's supposedly dating the man who took boob flashing and created an empire: Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild fame. Looks like he won't have to resort to watching his own late night infomercials to see some barely legal tatas, after all.
The pair hung out in Miami and were apparently planning a trip to Francis' esteemed Mexican estate (in his private jet, no less), but wanted to stay around for the free booze and gifts at the Golden Globe parties. You know what they say, the couple that steals gift bags together stays together. Oh, who's kidding who, they'll stop sleeping together in a week.
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You nailed it Molly.
1Hey Molly!! I just had to say...those two are perfect for each other. They are both greasy and disgusting and walking STDs.
2She look like she has had something done to her face, I noticed it in other recent pictures she don't look the same.
3Ew. Way to pick 'em, Linds.
4They are both so greasy and disgusting, so it works.
5Can you imagine this sex tape??? Yuck.
6now there's a match made in..
7ohhhh Golfergirl, bad visual, BAD VISUAL. My eyes are bleeding!
8Check out that nasty-looking fake tan. Down around her ankles it's come off, or something.
9Again - GROSS!!
10I want those shoes. They're so hot. I love them. Love them enough to don a fullbody rubber suit and grab a can of Lysol, dive between them, and wrench them off her feet and steal them for myself. Sassy!!
11Oh Lindsay Lo-ho when will u learn?...
This dude is fug...
12shes been looking a little pissed lately
13Every time I see him, I throw up a little in my mouth, which coincidentally, is the same thing that happens when I see LL! They really are a match made in vomitous heaven.
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Oh Hayden!
They were made for each other. I could not pick a more suitable f*** buddy for each of them. Perfect casting.
15Yeah, really. Two slimeballs keeping company.
16His private jet probably has "girls gone wild" written all over it in huge letters!
17Birds of a feather...
18I agree...they make a perfectly nasty couple! Can you imagine the STD's between them?
19Best. Match. Ever. Now, if only Paris and Jessica Simpson would join the group and create a fuglier version of Hef's harem, all would be right with the world.
20Hes already so nasty and trashy and shes more then on her way there. I always felt he was pathetic in a way because hes one of the only guys that has to pay girls to see their boobs..
21shoes4life - she looks different b/c she has blue contacts on - I think her naturally green eyes are so much prettier! Joe Francis is a really, really bad guy - he has zero respect for women and even got physically aggressive with a woman who wrote an article on him for the L.A. Times. He's being accesed of child abuse (underadge girls) and sexual exploitation: :http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,2664370.story
22LL forgot the to lather on the ol' self tanner to the bottom of her legs and feet! Uggghh..isn't there anything more important going on in the world of celebrities? So over her....
23Holy crap. That article is repulsive!!!!
http://www.latimes.com/features/magazine/west/la-tm-gonewild32aug06,0,26...
24LOL MizRed!
25she probably couldn't find anyone else to sleep with.
26I read that article as well....hes not "all-there" if you know what I mean...
27i'm just waiting for 5 years from now and LL's True Hollywood Story! will she still be a star then?
28So they're actually a couple now
Hohan & Mr Sleazy, how perfect!
29Actually I take that back after having read that appalling article. This man is clearly abusive & possibly a rapist. He's not even fit to sleep with Parisite!!!
30For some reason women actually like this man. I am one of the last few that respect Lindsay Lohan... at least as a good actress. I hope she knows what she's doing. She seems about a couple notches smarter than Britney... if that's saying something.
31Ewww! Why would anyone sleep with that guy? So sleezy. Get a grip Lindsay, he's a walking STD.
32Now THAT'S a match made in slut heaven!
33In response to a previous question, no, LL will not be a star in 5 years. well, I seriously doubt it anyway. She sinks lower & lower everytime I turn around. I really don't think anyone will want to cast her anymore. I can totally see her posing for Playboy any day now... well, I don't want to see it, but you catch my drift
34They're made for each other! I liked LL much better when she was the innocent girl in the Parent Trap!
35I'm sorry but you just cannot get any lower than him (unless you're a sleazy divorce lawyer). What a jerk of a guy.
36This girl NEVER EVER wears pants..does that strike anyone else as weird? Easy access? She likes quickies? she likes the drafty feeling? I don't get it!! Just one pair of jeans LL..thats all I am asking!
37Ima, I know!! That's been bugging me for a while. In fact, a while back, I even had a dream about confronting her about never wearing pants.
38anyway hes kinda hot
39i blame dina
40im sorry but this seems sooooooooooooooooo appropriate
41They do look good together.
42Woah someone needs help with the self-tanner.
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