Paris Hilton looked, in a word, ridiculous on her way out of her favorite tanning salon, Portofino Sun Center, yesterday afternoon in a monogrammed shirt. To accompany her more oranged skin and superfluous sun hat, Paris was showing off her itinerary for the next few weeks on tour with Good Charlotte. Of course. Over the weekend she talked about her plans, "We’re actually leaving in a couple days for South Africa, so I'll be with him ... I'm just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we'll have a great time." Looks like she left yesterday, though I'm sure it won't be too long before we see Paris and Benji's love on the road.

















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There is so much wrong with these pictures, I'm seriously
1That bag is heinous!
Can Pop just ban this waste of air already? Does anyone on this site like Parisite?
2south Africa has a very high crime rate, hmm hopefully she will....... nah I won't say it but you know what I'm thinking.
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@nyara
5nyara..
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7Puke! Just go away you waste of space!
8I hope someone makes her passport disappear over there.
9see??? everyone hates Parisite.
10Hope a lion eats her!
11Lion's have better taste. He'd chew her up and spit her out.
12this picture does make me laugh though- i mean ridiculous is the only word for it!
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blob, your're right!!!
14I like the hat, sunglasses and top.
I dont like the purse.
15In that pic on the right she looks like a mannequin! lol
16I thought the same thing!!
17lmao blob!!!
18I don't understand this "relationship." Are both of them lacking the Nicole and Joel attention so badly that they have to create their own. If I were Nicole, I'd keep this woman away from my baby. Everyone she touches gets thin and in trouble.
19nyaradzom... I am thinking the same thing : [)
20She might as well be a mannequin because there's nothing going on in the peabrain head of hers.
21I'm definitely one of the people who doesn't like her. There are many Hollywood people like her, but she's just the most annoying.
22How I miss the days when Paris was being hauled off to jail crying for her mama like a newborn baby. I'm taking it this South Africa trip is part of her promise after her sorry ass was released from the slammer to change herself and bring peace to the rest of the world?
23This is just a complete mess!
24When will people learn (yes, Lindsay i'm looking at you) that orange is not attractive? Go to the beach and get a normal tan if you insist on having a tan.
25Step away from the orange cheeto spray Parisite! But even if the Lion's chew her up and spit her out, then she'll still be gone, right?
26I think Paris would be "gone" after the lion chewed her up and spit her out and then gargled to get that godawful taste out of his mouth.
27When I look at her hat I can't help but remind that Shyamalan movie "Signals". She can't look more idiot with that outfit.
28I LOVE PARIS, blob. I. LOVE. HER. She's probably prettier and more fun than 90% of the people who hate on her. kthxbi.
29lol neekoh she' sprobably got 90% morre STDs than the people who hate on her tranny looking a$$, in fact that's a diss to all the trannies outt here cos they are way way better looking than this turd.
30Well you are the minority then Neekoh. She is a waste of space on this planet.
31I'm sure there's a cure for Parisitis, Neekoh.
32I like her too, she is funny even with her weird outfits....
33I really think KARMA will come knocking on her door soon. How could it not. She's screwed over so many people without even a care in the world.
34HA HA Blob, that's it, Neekoh has some horrible Parisite that needs to be cured.
35Normally can't stand her...but I do like her outfit here! Love the top and the leggings...and the tan...
I know everyone on here is making fun of it, but if you lived in Canada with no hope of warm weather until at least June, you'd be envious of the tan too *LOL*
36I gotta hit up a tanning salon or something..............
she tries so hard, and it shows.
37She looks like an alien here. Ewwww.
38I think she is an alien berrymix
39Does this girl have to have her shoes specially made? I mean BOAT FEET for sure...LOL. Nice size 12s Paris! Good luck finding a BFF who's shoes you can borrow...
40trash. absolute trash. africa can keep her.
41"Freshly Tanned Paris Hilton Sets Off on Her World Tour"
Sorry Molly, but there is NOTHING fresh about Paris...........
42Ha! I'm going to laugh when she gets skin cancer at 40..and guess what? All of her money and "celeb status" won't be able to help her then.
43This is my last comment on Paris. She's sooooo boring.
44wow - she really is tan - was that a spray tan hopefully to get that dark? as for her and BM - well...i guess if they are happy..then it's ok. it's not like she's got anything else to do.
i wonder what nicole's going to do with everyone away for the tour...and she'll be home with the baby!
45Say hello to skin cancer.
46Just as bad as smoking and she'll look terrible with 50.
LOL. She is ridiculous
47She isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, that's for sure!
48I actually like the bag
I don't really care for the entire outfit though
49this woman makes me laugh. I always love to see her poses. She is funny and doesn't even know it!
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