Freshly Tanned Paris Hilton Sets Off on Her World Tour

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Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:05am by Molly

Paris Hilton looked, in a word, ridiculous on her way out of her favorite tanning salon, Portofino Sun Center, yesterday afternoon in a monogrammed shirt. To accompany her more oranged skin and superfluous sun hat, Paris was showing off her itinerary for the next few weeks on tour with Good Charlotte. Of course. Over the weekend she talked about her plans, "We’re actually leaving in a couple days for South Africa, so I'll be with him ... I'm just happy to be together, so no matter where we are, we'll have a great time." Looks like she left yesterday, though I'm sure it won't be too long before we see Paris and Benji's love on the road.

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Briandiesel [+]

There is so much wrong with these pictures, I'm seriously
That bag is heinous!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:22am Report Comment

blob [+]

Can Pop just ban this waste of air already? Does anyone on this site like Parisite?

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:22am Report Comment

nyaradzom2001 [+]

south Africa has a very high crime rate, hmm hopefully she will....... nah I won't say it but you know what I'm thinking.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:22am Report Comment

justingirl1989 [+]

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:23am Report Comment

blob [+]

@nyara

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:23am Report Comment

justingirl1989 [+]

nyara..

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:24am Report Comment

Lovely_1 [+]

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:24am Report Comment

hmweis1 [+]

Puke! Just go away you waste of space!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:26am Report Comment

Woop [+]

I hope someone makes her passport disappear over there.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:27am Report Comment

blob [+]

see??? everyone hates Parisite.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:27am Report Comment

RosaDilia [+]

Hope a lion eats her!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:28am Report Comment

blob [+]

Lion's have better taste. He'd chew her up and spit her out.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:31am Report Comment

megln1022 [+]

this picture does make me laugh though- i mean ridiculous is the only word for it!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:33am Report Comment

RosaDilia [+]

blob, your're right!!!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:34am Report Comment

j2e1n9 [+]

I like the hat, sunglasses and top.

I dont like the purse.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:38am Report Comment

musiclvr224 [+]

In that pic on the right she looks like a mannequin! lol

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:38am Report Comment

j2e1n9 [+]

I thought the same thing!!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:40am Report Comment

nyaradzom2001 [+]

lmao blob!!!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:43am Report Comment

anothermeowmix [+]

I don't understand this "relationship." Are both of them lacking the Nicole and Joel attention so badly that they have to create their own. If I were Nicole, I'd keep this woman away from my baby. Everyone she touches gets thin and in trouble.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:45am Report Comment

bb_atthebeach [+]

nyaradzom... I am thinking the same thing : [)

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:46am Report Comment

blob [+]

She might as well be a mannequin because there's nothing going on in the peabrain head of hers.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:46am Report Comment

GRETITHY [+]

I'm definitely one of the people who doesn't like her. There are many Hollywood people like her, but she's just the most annoying.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 7:56am Report Comment

lucyS [+]

How I miss the days when Paris was being hauled off to jail crying for her mama like a newborn baby. I'm taking it this South Africa trip is part of her promise after her sorry ass was released from the slammer to change herself and bring peace to the rest of the world?

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:04am Report Comment

DreaAST [+]

This is just a complete mess!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:05am Report Comment

Liss [+]

When will people learn (yes, Lindsay i'm looking at you) that orange is not attractive? Go to the beach and get a normal tan if you insist on having a tan.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:05am Report Comment

Christina23559 [+]

Step away from the orange cheeto spray Parisite! But even if the Lion's chew her up and spit her out, then she'll still be gone, right?

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:12am Report Comment

blob [+]

I think Paris would be "gone" after the lion chewed her up and spit her out and then gargled to get that godawful taste out of his mouth.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:26am Report Comment

rachaelnexus [+]

When I look at her hat I can't help but remind that Shyamalan movie "Signals". She can't look more idiot with that outfit.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:32am Report Comment

Neekoh [+]

I LOVE PARIS, blob. I. LOVE. HER. She's probably prettier and more fun than 90% of the people who hate on her. kthxbi.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:35am Report Comment

nyaradzom2001 [+]

lol neekoh she' sprobably got 90% morre STDs than the people who hate on her tranny looking a$$, in fact that's a diss to all the trannies outt here cos they are way way better looking than this turd.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:43am Report Comment

Christina23559 [+]

Well you are the minority then Neekoh. She is a waste of space on this planet.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:43am Report Comment

blob [+]

I'm sure there's a cure for Parisitis, Neekoh.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:49am Report Comment

opisnowpro [+]

I like her too, she is funny even with her weird outfits....

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:50am Report Comment

spitfire [+]

I really think KARMA will come knocking on her door soon. How could it not. She's screwed over so many people without even a care in the world.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:50am Report Comment

Christina23559 [+]

HA HA Blob, that's it, Neekoh has some horrible Parisite that needs to be cured.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 8:55am Report Comment

JenFan1 [+]

Normally can't stand her...but I do like her outfit here! Love the top and the leggings...and the tan... Sad I know everyone on here is making fun of it, but if you lived in Canada with no hope of warm weather until at least June, you'd be envious of the tan too *LOL*
I gotta hit up a tanning salon or something.............. Smiling

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 9:04am Report Comment

Coffy [+]

she tries so hard, and it shows.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 9:24am Report Comment

berrymix [+]

She looks like an alien here. Ewwww.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 9:24am Report Comment

Nyrina Windu [+]

I think she is an alien berrymix Smiling

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 9:28am Report Comment

hondarider [+]

Does this girl have to have her shoes specially made? I mean BOAT FEET for sure...LOL. Nice size 12s Paris! Good luck finding a BFF who's shoes you can borrow... Eye-wink

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 10:01am Report Comment

rpenner [+]

trash. absolute trash. africa can keep her.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 10:21am Report Comment

tkoblondee [+]

"Freshly Tanned Paris Hilton Sets Off on Her World Tour"

Sorry Molly, but there is NOTHING fresh about Paris...........

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 10:47am Report Comment

sjj158 [+]

Ha! I'm going to laugh when she gets skin cancer at 40..and guess what? All of her money and "celeb status" won't be able to help her then.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 11:20am Report Comment

spitfire [+]

This is my last comment on Paris. She's sooooo boring.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 11:37am Report Comment

ilanac13 [+]

wow - she really is tan - was that a spray tan hopefully to get that dark? as for her and BM - well...i guess if they are happy..then it's ok. it's not like she's got anything else to do.

i wonder what nicole's going to do with everyone away for the tour...and she'll be home with the baby!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 11:38am Report Comment

Hulla [+]

Say hello to skin cancer.
Just as bad as smoking and she'll look terrible with 50.

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 12:03pm Report Comment

Meka_suga [+]

LOL. She is ridiculous

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 12:50pm Report Comment

Jen Fan [+]

She isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, that's for sure!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 12:58pm Report Comment

pinkmystic [+]

I actually like the bag Sad

I don't really care for the entire outfit though

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 1:59pm Report Comment

angelbaby2 [+]

this woman makes me laugh. I always love to see her poses. She is funny and doesn't even know it!

Wed, 03/19/2008 - 3:13pm Report Comment

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