Avril and Deryck are supposedly getting married this weekend in Santa Barbara. We saw the couple recently leaving Koi after Avril's bachelorette party. We look forward to seeing which designer she chose to wear while walking down the aisle.
The gossip buzz is that Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley will wed in a traditional ceremony in Santa Barbara, Calif.
Canada.com said Thursday that Lavigne's parents, brother and sister will be at the ceremony, as will be Whibley's mother.
The website said the couple, engaged for more than a year, will celebrate at a raucous reception that insiders claim will feature rock bands and circus performers.
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Deryck looks like a little gremlin to me and is not cute at all. This is one of the most physically unattractive young couples out there. Avril lost all her punk cred by turning into another pop tartlet. I hope they never have kids because that poor child will be lucky to reach 5 feet, LOL. The only nice thing I can say is at least they're not American.
1Oooo Cali I'm 5ft tall and survive quite nicely. I'm sure Avril and Deryck's little gremlin will be okay too lol!
2I also don't really care much for these two, but hey I'm all for marriages working out so wish them both the best.
Kidcrazy, I'm not picking on shorties. I'm sure neither you and your husband are gremlins though, LOL.
3Circus performers? Oooookay...
I don't particularly care for these two earlier, just not my kind of music, but if they make each other happy, then more power to them.
4I am a shortie and I think Derrick is fug (looks like someone hit him in the face with a frying pan) and Avril is just really annoying.
5avril had punk cred? um.
but seriously, i didn't know it was legal for humans to marry hobbits. what's av thinking?
6My husband's a total babe. How's that for an objective opinion lol?
7I think I love shoes so much because I'm so vertically challenged. As Carrie would say in Sex and the City, "don't be afraid to put me up in the big girl shoes."
LOL JennaV...he's not pretty, that's for sure!
8No Avril never had punk cred really. Punk is Sex Pistols, the Clash, and the Ramones. But nowdays people call Ashlee Simpson punk so you see it has taken new meaning.
9Kidcrazy, I have a shoe weakness too, I loved it when SJP had all those shoes and didn't own a home and she said, "I will literally be the old woman that lived in a shoe." Bad, but not so bad if the shoe is a Manolo Blahnik.
10I agree, I don't see the attraction with him. Maybe it's just me, but they look like two twelve year olds.
Wish them well though... at least a couple of years. LOL
11If it was Avril's bachelorette party was is Deryck even there?
12Cali...I loved that line as well!! Nothing wrong with a Manolo Blahnik or 2, or 400. One day, I'm going to make it my goal, I'll own a pair of Manolos even if my kids have to eat mac and cheese for a year lol!
13Gracey...maybe he did a lap dance for her?
14LOL...when I saw the words "lap dance", I thought this was cali's comment.
15Pfff, calling Avril punk is like calling Michael Jackson black.
Deryck isn't anything special but believe me, there's worse. Britney Spears knows that well.
16JennaV, someone else alluded to my lapdance earlier. I will never live that blog down. Derryck is the anti me, he can make women dry and unhorny by giving them a lapdance.
17Kidcrazy, LMAO even if your kids have to eat mac and cheese for a year? You should change your avatar to Joan Crawford instead of Marilyn Monroe, "No more wire hangers", LOL.
18Cali...I now have to go and read your lap dance blog. I don't know how I missed that one.
19cali's blog shoulda been "Blog of the Week"....I laughed and laughed!
20here's what i love about avril: she illuminated what punk really is-- another demographic to mine for money. punk maybe held some importance in the mid '70s, but it was dead by '77. even johnny rotten saw it for what it was + completely moved past it w/ his post pistols band, public image ltd.
21lol kidcrazy...yeah could be but wouldn't she rather have some hot guy?
22Oh yes JennaV I completely agree with you about Cali's blog. That was brillant. I'm off tomorrow to buy those Carmen Electra dvds.
23Cali...girl, you should be demanding some royalties from Carmen as I'm sure sales have gone up for her since your blog lol!
kidcrazy, it's entitled, I've corrupted a minor. Have fun.
24"...he can make women dry and unhorny..."
Just waaay too acurate, Cali!
25Are you kidding Cali? I'm sure he loved it...deep down. He was 19 so not really a minor. In this situation emotional age doesn't count.
26Yes, emotional age doesn't count. What guy actually acts like an adult anyway?
27eff yeah, jenna. TITTIES!!!!!!
28Lord.....and especially not Aaron. Ew...never say that again....flashbacks of the dreaded ex. And he is alot older than you too.....tsk tsk, HAHA!!!
29I kid, I kid.
hahaha, JennaV and kidcrazy. My roommate told me that he told his cousin and now all the boys want to come over for a lapdance, they keep asking me if I have change for singles, LOL. He probably did love it though, most guys are happy as long as they are close to some T&A, no matter what age.
30huh? sorry dude, i wasn't paying attention. this fine piece of ass just walked by and i got "in the zone."
31JennaV, I had a guy friend whose favorite song was that "A$$ and Titties" song played on Dave Chappelle. I don't know who sings it, but he thought it was song of the year
32You know what guys say Aaron, "Tit's once you've seen one pair you want to see them all". hahaha.
33cali...of course he loved it, he is a GUY. Aaron, you have been very quiet on the subject of cali's blog....a penny for your thoughts, dear?
34See how much fun this story is now that it's not about Avril and her gremlin?
35jenna, i honestly haven't read it.
36Well....there is no time like the present!
37Go read it Aaron and report back.
38hahahahahaha, the dude came from a lapdance? lolz abound right now.
39See Aaron, it's a classic.
40Aaron, I'm glad so many find it amusing, but you've never had a lapdance from me, you might not be so lucky either, LOL. Thanks kidcrazy, I must do more embarrassing slutty stuff so I can make new interesting blogs.
41WHOA!!!! That sounds like a challenge to me!
42well, i mean, was it really even a lapdance? i'm reminded of that scene in detroit rock city where shannon tweed, like, breathes on edward furlong's dong + he totally spooges all over the place.
these kids today, man.
43Cali...not embarrassing or slutty. It's a very good story. Hell, I'm running off to get me some of those Carmen dvds. My husband thanks you in advance I'm sure. See, all the good you've done?
44I had on a short Bongo blue jean skirt and a lace cami with built in push up bra rack. I have been doing Carmen's stripaerobics and I was in his lap grinding on him hard with my hands in his hair and I commanded him not to touch me because you're not supposed to touch strippers in the strip club. So Aaron does that qualify as a lap dance
45oh, caligirl1201, i'm overhwlming positive no lapdances will occur between us. whether that makes me lucky or unlucky is up for debate, i suppose.
46Thanks kidcrazy, you'll be happy when you're husbands in a frenzy, but you may want to go easy on him the first time, LOL.
47wow.
48Aaron it makes you unlucky for sure, hahaha. I've never given a lapdance to a SoCal surfer yet though.
49mle983, I wondered where you were. We cannot have dirty talk without you and Pixie.
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