What can I say, the woman loves herself some rooster? You may remember a little while back that Jessica Simpson has a serious love for her necklace homage for the farm bird/substitution for male genitalia, and now she's at it again. Jessica Simpson was spotted dining at The Farm at The Grove in LA over the weekend and she was particularly enamored with a certain something that caught her eye:
Jessica Simpson was eating at The Farm with her friend and asked her waiter to speak with the manager. He came over to her table and she said to him "I want the cock" and he said "I bet you do." He didn't know what she was talking about and then she laughed and explained she wanted to buy the wire rooster that was hanging on the wall.
No word as to whether Jessica was actually allowed to procure said wire sculpture, but if so I'm sure it made a smashing addition to her cock collection.
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hahaa. that title took me surprised me
1haha thats funny. she wants the cock.
2Can she stop being dumb. She is soooo annoying. All she had to say was rooster. Im glad the waiter told her I know you do- maybe hinting at her possibly being slutty
3I agree JessNess, it's like she thinks acting stupid somehow makes her more cute or endearing.
4so Jess wants the cock,where are the great news here???
fashionista loves Vale...
5We know all about that alright....hence her marriage ending and her BJ lips
6hahah! too funny man!
7She is pathetic
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She is such a dumb blonde!
9Is she wearing shoes in the second picture?
**~~Everyone who's anyone has been on sesame street.~~**
10she is just having fun.
11She annoys me to no end
12Yes, because being crude and ridiculous in public is SOOOO much fun. b*tch needs to grow up.
13She is dumber than a stump. Anything to stay in the press. She tries so hardcore to be sexy. She looks like a dude!
14Hahaha...wow.
15She looks like an 11 year old did her makeup in the right side picture.
This story would seem more true if there was a picture of the rooster.
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16Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Albert Einstein
She needs to grow up.
17MBM
It's like she is trying to be funny and only has one joke...He jokes flop just like her fashion & shoe lines.
I do like her bag tho'...
18MBM
19Typo, i meant to say HER jokes flop..
I don't know, isn't what the manager said a little offensive? You shouldn't say things like that to customers, even if it is an idiot like Jessica!
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You bad doggie!
She did an interview in one of my magazines and told the writer that her rooster necklace was all the cock she needed. She absolutely intends the innuendo.
21Whatever, she wasn't talking about no wall decoration. You know John Mayer has a limp d**k.
22word ohsuri. Most of us don't have to even try to be sexy. Showing cleavage and talking about sex is sooooo desperate. If you have to do that for attention then something's wrong. And isn't this article old? Is this article just being recylcled for publicity.
23I am really sick about hearing about this twit...slow news day?
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24narsty tittle
25i heart this girl more and more. i laughed out loud reading this story.
::the platypus is proof that god has a sense of humor::
26I didn't know you could use that word.... I actually like peepee better....
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* love is in the air *
27She should try her hand at cheap comedy! Her voice sucks, her face looks haggard, and her tits are sagging faster than her career! And that's pretty fast....
28Her father probably came up with that line... Anything to keep his "lovely" children in the news.
29Yuck!! The thought of her Daddy saying cock in front of her. I bet he did Ndug. What a weird family structure they have. They seem to lack boundries in that family. I guess John M is hung like a mouse. Didn't she say her cock neckless was all she needed? I read John Mayor liked the cock to though. Maybe she is getting it for him. LOL
30I don't think she could get any more pathetic if she tried!
Poor waiter.
31I am so sick of her routine. You have enough money Jess..buy a brain and a clue.
32I'd be surprised if little miss "I was a virgin when I married" knows what a fetish is.
33She really needs to keep that piehole of hers shut. The more she talks the stupider she looks.
34Hilarious!
35did she help write her new movie, blonde ambition?? cause if so, cross that peice o sh*t off my list...
36cock~a~doodle~do~Jessi~Lou*
37I agree...I am so tired of her! I just want her to go away!!!
38Anyone notice how she's dressing like a rocker's girlfriend lately....raggy jeans, flannel shirts...*rolling my eyes*
39This is the only news on J Simpson ...??? HOW BORING.. who cares
40Yawn...these Simpson girls are good for a quick laugh not much else.
41Why is it everytime we see her at the airport - she always has something in her mouth...
hmm.. maybe she is a dirrty little girl after all HAHAHAH!
I hate her.
42Haha, "I bet you do."
43I don't like her. Nick was her only redeeming (sp) quality and now without that.......
44So... she's playing cellibate while she's not married? What's the point, Jess?
45go away jessica! i don't know what's worse her singing or her acting? she seriously exasperrates me!
46who doesn't gave a cock fetish!!
47Now that she's finally fading away can we not have the usual stupid stories of this dummy...
48why do titles of post's have to be so misleading??? it's out of line, it totally misleads people and thats how rumor's start...i like her more the more people dislike her i think she seems like a really nice girl and i dont think she is stupid i think she's just a 26 year old girl having a good time...you dont see her showing her crotch in public and hanging out with the trash of hollyweird, good for her get that cock girl lol
"stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase sky's the limit."
49I've never been a fan of Jessica--I always found her dumb blonde shtick totally annoying--but I have to say I did always think she was cute! (In a generic, obvious, bottle-blonde way...)
50How come people are calling her "haggard" and unattractive lately? Just curious--do you guys really think so or is it just b/c you're sick of her? (I feel like, if SHE'S haggard and ugly, I should just go jump off a bridge!!)
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