It was orange and yellow all the way for Paris Hilton while on a break from filming The Hottie and the Nottie. It's a good thing that no matter how busy Paris gets with her film "career" she'll always have time to maintain her fake tan. Speaking of her illustrious career, word is that Paris has been offered a role in an upcoming reality TV show to star alongside porn star Jenna Jameson and teach virgins the sexual ropes. Sounds promising.
Something tells me that even Paris has too much dignity to sign onto a project like that anymore. She may not have many big acting awards in her future, but I'd like to think her days of showing the world her explicit sexual techniques on purpose (come on, the sex tape counts as purposeful) are, thankfully, behind her.
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Wow, I never thought I'd see Paris and Dignity in the same paragraph.
Why are her pants often dragging on the ground? It seems like she is tall enough that they shouldn't need hemming.
1Ick. There is not a bone in my body that can ever root for this woman. She is a disgrace, and if she weren't rich, no one would give two sh*ts about her.
2Good grief! Could she BE anymore orange! Oh and that sounds like an absolutely heinous idea for a TV show! What network would actually buy that?!
3mmmmmm California Pizza Kitchen mmmmmmmmmmmm
wait what Paris....wh*re
4she looks like a banana
5I got curious about how tall she is, so I went to look at her bio on the IMDB. It's a pretty amusing read.
Some highlights:
"A naturally pleasant-looking girl, Hilton underwent extensive plastic surgery, hair coloring and tinted contact lenses in her attempt to reinvent herself as "hot". Sadly, money could not buy alteration of the physical attribute she most dislikes about herself: her exceptionally-large feet."
"Hilton is widely scorned for what some see as her narcissism, shallow intellect and materialism.."
Guess her PR team hasn't hit that yet.
6Why would any one want to come out with an reality t.v. show teaching virgins about sex? It's sicking to think about and I hope it never airs.
7Those quotes are too funny Ginger!
8I could have sworn it was April Fool's Day with that story about the how where Paris will teach virgins about sex. Who thought up that as an idea for a TV Show?
omg, what is it with her and her long pants lately??? it doesn't even look good, not to mention the lenght ruins them... seriously, is that like really popular right now in the states, or am i missing out on something or...what???
9Gah! Why won't Paris just go away?!?! She is def someone who doesn't deserve the limelight.
10Man if I was Paris - I would get 2 things done.
1. Soften my Jaw
112. Get a new nose - her nose seriously grosses me out! It looks penis-ish.
She is just annoying...why is she famous again?
12paris hilton is my favorite cartoon character. she should have her own comic book.
::the platypus is proof that god has a sense of humor::
13super tan .... you mean your favorite cheap Ho character
14Live today as if you'd die tomorrow. Learn today as if you'd live forever.
I think she would look better, or more comfortable if she would stand up straight.
15NuduNStephie--
HOW does one soften their jaw line??? And change their nose??? Those are MAJOR cosmetic procedures that I dont think Paris would do. I mean, she hates being flat, but she wouldnt even get a BOOB JOB let alone change her JAW (which requires lifting up the facial skin and taking a SAW to her JAWBONE).
For all her superficiality, I dont think Paris is into surgery at allllllll.
16Are the pants Juicy? About 6 inches shorter, and I think they'd look great for a yoga class...
17eww shes orange
18I actually think she looks cute here
19No surprise here that she would be involved in something so unbelieveably stupid. That hobag is just downright repulsive.......
20ewww Paris has some ugly outfitts lately, can't stand her and i never will shes just gross to me
21blah blah blah
"stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase sky's the limit."
22She lives in the news.
23i love the shirt and scarf - great color, but the pants are too long and they are dirty on the bottom.
24How can she think this looks good?
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