Jessica may say she is not ready to date but she sure is ready to break up Dane Cook's relationship and make out with him in public. Her video debuts today on TRL and I must say I am excited to check it out since we have already seen so many pictures and clips from the big shoot. Hopefully it will be entertaining if not laughable. As for her new man, The Scoop reports:
...on July 11 at the L.A. club Hyde. “They spent most of the night hugging and making out,” an “eyewitness” tells the upcoming issue of Star magazine. “He had his arm draped over the back of her chair — and every so often they kissed on the lips.”
The pair took a break from smooching at 12:30 a.m. and Cook went next door to perform at the Laugh Factory — and Simpson followed just a few minutes after, reports the tab. Cook is said to have a girlfriend in Valli Girls singer Raquel Houghton, but he and Simpson reportedly “looked very affectionate and comfortable with each other.”
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1she probaly doing that bcuz nick going with vanessa and he is not afraid to show the world
2I don't see why she just can't admit anything, like she always has to lie and cover things up. I guess when other people are telling you what to say and do you just give up and nod yes.
3I read that Dane said oh I'm single now, and that he broke up with his GF. All for Jessica...oh Jess, couldn't you at least pick a man who truly was single?
4I'll believe it when I see it
5how convienent... this nugget comes out the day her video is dropping... please.
6blah! i'm tired of her, and dane cook is soooo hilarious, i have both of his comedy cd's, genious!....now run dane run!!!!
7very convenient indeed. make up for lack of talent by creating own buzz. how very paris hilton of her.
8I hope it is true.. that everyone see's how fake her whole **innocent "too soon to date"** act truely is.
Papa Joe's surre going to get mad!!
9I don't trust Star magazine.
10LOL Miamigirl...not as long as he gets to watch! Muahahaha, see, I have it in me too! LOL
11noo i like dane cook. he is hilarious and hot and she isnt either! pimp daddy is somewhere silently weeping at the fact that he cant have her all to himself!
12hehe fb! everytime i see your muahaha i hear the most sinister laugh in my head!!! lol
13Does anyone think she looks really scary in this pic? Her neck and her jaw look really....weird , like carson Daly
14Good PAM...that's what I'm hoping. My honey said Dane is not that great, BUT, I have yet to watch him.
15I can totally see those two together....
16mother of god mar what the HELL happend to carson. he looks like the runaway bride lol
17Carson looked like an old man in the one pic Pop posted the other day. EEEK!
18Theres nothing associated with Jessica that is the least bit interesting so I dont know why you keep posting her lameness every day.
19I never really watched Dane's stuff so I can't really comment on him other then I will say that I hope he didn't break up with his GF for a Ho-Bag like Simpson!
I really wouldn't doubt if it was just a publicity stunt, if even that. It is just a little strange the story just breaks and then her video comes out.......maybe the handy work of Pimp Daddy Simpson!
If it WERE true, I agree that it would be to catch up with Nick. He is showing the world he is still happy and alive without her.
And, she does try to lie and coverup everything. To protect her precious "image".
20If he is truly with her....I will have lost all lust for him. Yes, I am sure this story has some was concocted or staged by Pimp daddy in some way. It seems anyone over the age of 15 who has seen the clips of the video thinks it looks terrible. Like I said before, the song sounds like a cheesy poem a 14 year old girl would write put to words. So....they need to drum up a little publicity I suppose. So transparent. Icky-poo.....and how tacky was that for her to ****ate that ice cream cone and say..."I guess that's what boys like. That's what I do."
21DURRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
dane was pretty funny in waiting. that movie was funny in general, but he is funnier when he is doing the talk show circuit...it depends really but i find him funny most of the time! omg sweet caroline you called it. he was the runaway bride in the post! blahhhhhh! scary if you ask me, he just wanted to prove skinniness is "in" for our men too. but where has he been...havent heard about him for a while!
22oh yes please girls and boys come visit my blog on birthdays! i want to know my girls' and fellas' birthdays you know who you are!
23haha jenna so im taking it that you love her new song and video!
24She is totally sluttin it up... I agree with ya'all Nick is with Vanessa and she can't take it! AAAAAAH I totally miss the show the Newlyweds!
25i 2 think the song sucks&the video looks even worse,yeah i agree this pic of her is really wierd!her neck is all veiny&stretchy,her poor doggy looking out of that big bag,looks like she's in prison!lol=)
26Ugh shes such a hoochie. I used to really like her when she was a "normal" girl and married to Nick , but then fame got to her bleached little brain and she got to big for her own good!!!
27PAM....unfortunately am about to go work out with my trainer. I am soooooooo bummed I am going to miss TRL!!! NOT! LOL!!!!
28eww eww... Lately JS have been behaving like a nut! why celebs go crazy after a divorce???? instead of doing better than Nick she's doing worse...
29eww eww... Lately JS have been behaving like a nut! why celebs go crazy after a divorce???? instead of doing better than Nick she's doing worse... and what is up with that picture? she looks like crap
30part of me hopes they get together. they were perfect...the meathead and the blonde bimbo.
31good one bluejeanie!!! lol
32that is nasty. i am sure dane just wants to hit it. and NO i am not a hater, but i don't get the big fuss over Jess. Bet Pimpson is so jealous, his woman has another man.
33i honestly dont believe this is true...why would she go for Dane Cook. No way.
34i honestly dont believe this is true...why would she go for Dane Cook. No way.
35he's no dave chapelle or even carlos mencia I heard some of DCs "comedies" not that good! The guys at Best Week Ever are even funnier that he is!(no offense to BWE I love that show) What gives? his girlfriend IS hot why leave her for Jessica?? dane cook was in waiting? who was he??? I seen the movie but don't remember him in it
36well, best week ever is pretty hilarious.
37lol ep!
38I dunno same with all of you here I don't believe it.
I will believe it once I see a pic of them together in it. all this "eyewitnesses" garbage its just hearsay. There's no real proof to it.
She's got a new hit coming out and video....and she's come out of her divorce worse then she was before it and needs something..anything to get the focus back on her because no one cares to hear about her anymore.
Its too bad I thought she was a hottie and the cute dumb blonde kind of thing but I guess you can only play that part for so long until people get sick of it as we are. I dont' really care who she's dating anymore.
Hmm I have no clue what really happened between her and Nick's marriage but she totally seemed to change after she did her Dukes of Hazzard movie. I thought her and Nick were a cute couple and was really pullin for them. I think her sudden more hottness went to her head and didn't care about who she hurt. who knows. I may be off my rocker because we really don't know what happened between the two but obviously it had to be something she did because I don't think Nick would have done anything to end the marriage. God I hate stupid Papa Joe Simpson he creaps the heck out of me!
39okay and I just scrolled up for a second to see the picture again because some of you are commenting on how she looks scarey in this picture...and you know who she totally looked like for a second..
40Pamela Anderson. If its a good or bad thing I don't know my eyes must be playing tricks on me but she seriously looked like a younger Pam here off course, smaller boobs and she's wearing too much clothing hahaha.
Cute mangy mutt, the carrier is worth more than the shelter dog inside of it ... HAAAAA !!!!
As for Jessica, I hope that her father likes this guy- she deserves to be happy, but let's hope she learned from the last relationship and doesn't make it into a reality affair to remember !!!
41Pamela ANderson ????
Ya, maybe about 25 years ago and before she had fake breasts ... Jessica is about as pretty as a much younger Pamela if not prettier and more real looking to me !
42Jessica is cute, I just hate that her and Nick did not work. Also, if they loved each other as much as they say they did then why date other people so fast? I always thought that if you truly love someone it would take a while to get over it and move on.
43Her dog is adorable and even if Daisy was a shelter dog, what is wrong with that? Jessica looks like a tranny ho. She will be working at a Dallas Hooters in 5 years or less.
44looking good jess. i hear the walk of shame look is really hot right now.
45Jessica "OH NO SHE DIDN'T" Simpson
46Just saw my first pic of Dane Cook. I know hotter guys that work at the Container Store. They can date for all I care, just don't procreate, because neither genetic makeup is strong enough for a pretty child and Jessica's DNA tree includes Ashlee.
47Can Nick get full custody of Daisy? That way the poor little dog won't be subjected to the stupidity and lies of her current mama. You know that dog is longing for some one to take her far far away.
48screw daisy, useless waste of space dog.
49I would like Jessica more if she was mute that way I'd give her the benefit of the doubt and say she might not be the most empty headed blonde in the world..and it might've made me question whether or not she's an uncivilized white trash who grew up in a trailor. Oh yeah I just remembered who she looks like..the other well known uneducated cowboy from Texas(it starts with a B). I think he;s her real father not the Joe Joe who lied to us pretending to be her dad, when in real life he was the one banging her the entire time she was married to Nick..thats why she never gave any to her poor husband.
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