Lindsay Lohan may (finally) be laying low in rehab (I swear, she hasn't been shopping for days!) but that doesn't mean she has fewer cravings. It's what (or shall we say who) she's craving, however, that may be a little surprising. Through your brilliant powers of deduction (and the big picture directly below these words) you may have already guessed: Lohan wants herself some Brody Jenner. Until now, Jenner's conquests have remained from the reality television set, hitting up Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie, and LC from The Hills, so Lindsay Lohan? That's totally an upgrade in the fame department. Here's more:
Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks.
We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."
When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."
Brody has recently been seen out on the town with his ex, Lauren Conrad, but that doesn't mean he can't also provide Linds with the hot Chicken Nugget injection that she so desires. Hey, at least she's not fiending for the booze.
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geez... she gets more & more gross IMO
1most of the rehab places I've heard of don't let you have a cell or contact the outside world at all
2damn it. I like him and LC together. LL would just kill it for me. Next it will be Paris... bye bye sexy Brody! Youre now damaged goods.
3ha! ha! he doesn't "text and tell."
4Please no Brody, Im begging you please no! You dont wanna get infected with all those weird STD's Linsay may be carrying... please no!
5kitty, I loved that too, how refreshing, someone isn't going to blab their business.
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6Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Albert Einstein
I am sorry to say it, but she really is a wh*re
7She isn't asking for McDonald's and Sex. She's totally speaking in code. She is asking for a hook-up for drugs.
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8"Don't f*ck with me fellas...this ain't my first time at the rodeo."
Ah. since we know that her particular rehad has a revolving door she can get McDonalds whenever she wants and I am sure their is a groundkeeper or a gurd on site that would love to get lucky!
Molly your posts crack me up.
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Pastrami sandwich with extra spicy mustard, chili cheese fries with onions & pickles and a giant Root Beer! AHHH, sweet, fattening, imminent death, clogged artery, comfort food!!!
Don't insult Marcy Playground anymore.
Geesh fairydogmother, looks like you got it all figured out. LOL.
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10Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Albert Einstein
I just do not understand what is so great about Brody...OR why he is famous? Dating famous people and being on an MTV show here and there to be just does not make you any more special than anyone else.
11I thought she was out of rehab and back at work. I don't know honestly do we need to know that she wants to eat McDonald's every now and then?
12He's actually Kim Kardashian's step-brother. Brody and Paris have known each other ever since they were kids. So, Paris and Nicky see Brody and his brother as their brothers.
13I saw him on The Hills last night.. I don't know what is more humiliating in a conversation.. admitting that I watched the Hills or Flavor of Love.. (at least I boycotted I love NY in this house!!!)
But he seems cute with LC. If that is all an act he is the biggest mangina wh*re in all of Hollywood! Which then means LL is his "gina"mate!!
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Pastrami sandwich with extra spicy mustard, chili cheese fries with onions & pickles and a giant Root Beer! AHHH, sweet, fattening, imminent death, clogged artery, comfort food!!!
run Brody run!!
15Who would have sex with a guy wearing such a ridiculous necklace? You know it will be smacking LL in the face every time he thrusts.
16Hot chicken nugget injection.....HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You know how Lids loves her "injections..." LOL!! Molly does the best posts!
17idk if i like that so much
"It`s weird to get dressed when you know you`re going to get everything off." Bridget Marquardt from The Girls Next Door
18he's a good looking loser and she's an idiot. Please shut up, Lilo.
19Hahahaha, Marcy Playground. I hope that song doesn't get stuck in my head just from the mention of it.
20I agree, "Hot chicken nugget injections" HA HA!!!
Molly u crack me up.
21That's Lo, Lauren's friend in the corner of the pic, so Lauren must be lurking around there somewhere. I'm so sick of Lilo.
22Brody seems like such a player on the Hills. I love LC and hope he doesn't break her heart like J-Wahl did.
23I'm sorry..
hot chicken nugget injection!!!! Hahahahaha.. 
24Will she sleep with anyone?
25If I didn't know better I would have thought this story was about Britney!
26Hot chicken nugget injection....
You rock, Molly!
27Nice work, dagfdc! I didn't even notice... I like Brody, he seems like a good guy. Even he seems to know that LL is bad news. Ick, what a hussy she is.
28yyyeeeeeaaaaaa the is Lo in the picutre
29She seems so desperate. They should show that movie with Sandra Bullock being a recovering alcoholic (28 Days?) in rehab and remind her that she shouldn't be in a relationship until she can care for a plant and a pet first.
30McDonalds and sex, instead sanity and sobriety. Rehab really seems to be working for her.
31Loved the chicken nugget injection! Love the sense of humor you bring to Popsugar, Molly!
32I need to hunt Molly down and stick some stupid song in HER head. I can't get rid of the Marcy Playground song.
33
at Padraigin.
34Nasty little wh*re.
35Obviously there aren't enough men to go around so she has to pick someone with three relatively known ex-girlfriends.
36
at this whole post! ahahaha
37Um... how much LESS sexy can you get, flirting while you're in rehab. I mean, c'mon... I can't imagine being the least bit interested in someone who was trying to woo me from rehab...
38aw man, here I was yesterday sayin' nice stuff about this chick. She really should keep her 'sex' stuff private...we are all still trying to get over the hangy tootie part. :vomit:
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