Poor George Michael just can't stay away from parks and trouble. News of the World reports:

News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver.
When challenged George, 43, was wild-eyed and trembling. Trying to hide his face under a baseball cap, he screamed:
"I don't believe it! F*** off! If you put those pictures in the paper I'll sue!"
Why can't George just be happy with his hottie boyfriend. Things were going well for George again and then he regresses back to his dirty ways. Poor George needs help. Click here for the entire sick story.
















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Ewwwwwww, there's nothing wrong with being gay, but public park nightime sex is just kinda wrong when you are George Michael. Didn't he get caught in a bathroom once before? Maybe he's likes outdoor sex or sex in public more or perhaps he just doesn't have any standards. I do hope he's using protection though because I wouldn't wish HIV on anyone.
1i wonder what kind of slut he is?
2I'd love to know where he got that beautiful gold crucifix dangling between his taut titties.
3I read this this morning...very sickening...and the guy he was with was 58.
There is one thing to be gay and proud and another to be just plan nasty.
4ladyKT, I believe the scientific name for his skanky breed is 'Homo Slutticus'. Emphasis on the HOMO.
5LadyKt, he's the nasty dirty shameless manslut.
6Also why does he always get caught, isn't he like D-list now, how many paps can there possibly be following him around.
7Cali, I guess he isn't A-list anymore. Though he is immensely talented, probably one of the few artists who actually has musical acumen. I feel sorry for the old cow.
8Filthycute you are too kind.
9Yeah, I guess I'm a softie haha!
10Filthycute, either that or you have a fetish for overweight, has-been British popstars and their tacky jewelry, LOL.
11Thats gross and im not saying that just because he is gay, I mean public PARK sex is just wrong, whether it's gay sex or not.
12I commented on his crucifix because of the situation he's been caught in
I don't
think he's overweight...if he cleaned up, stopped girl-tweezing his eyebrows and STOPPED porking dirtbags in the park, he'd be halfway back to his old handsome self. Underneath his current
scuzz, he's a beautiful Greek man.
13That's some nasty sh*t !!!! No escuse for this sort of behavior...star or not !
14I also dont get why in the world he chose to cheat on his boyfriend with that ugly old fat man.....I mean his boyfriend looks so much better than him.....
15Filthy Cute you are too funny! George is so disgusting! I don't get why aging queens turn into such disasters!
16Whats with all the apologizing before commenting?! Man, we read about a hetero in a scandal and no one feels the need to preface their post with a PC response, so why feel the need for one when the subject is about someone gay? This is about a guy who's disgusting, whose actions are disgusting, and who I'd have the same opinon of if he were in a park in the middle of the morning under some bushes with a chick, a dog, or a combination of any of the above.
17The first time I read it I thought it said cavorting with a pot bellied pig.
18Thanks, LittleMiss. You're a bucket of happiness
Gay men have it hard their whole lives. They're never permitted to socialize without shame. What happens to them later in life is probably a culmination of years of bad habits and hiding -- even after they've come out. I mean, why is a man who's already been outed still having secret sex in the bushes of a park??
19ewww-no other comment-needed-
20What could the personal secret the old man has (the one the George "responded" to) be? A uniball? Anyhoo, I had a big crush on George back in the day. It's almost like he was a child star and can't get it right as an adult.
21This is eerie, really. I was singing along to the "Make it Big" album in my car last night.
"You can have my credit card, baby. But keep your red hot fingers offa my heart, lay-deh!"
22I keep wondering what the "secret" thing was too. That guy looked pretty skeezy- could be anything. Sex in a park I can handle, but I don't think much of George's taste in men.
23yes but how else is he supposed to stay in the news? he looks so weird...man i miss wham! hahaha
24thats NASTY. gross man.
25I'll bet Andrew Ridgeley is turning over in his grave. Wait, he's not dead, is he? Just living in Cornwall with a member of Bananarama.
26With all that money, you think he'd be able to hire a hotel room, or an ISLAND or something.
27Id be afraid of getting nailed by prickles.. parks have lots of prickles, and splinters, bark, twigs, wildlife, rubbish, George Michaels...
Well, his concerts still sold out...gotta give him credit for that! LOL
28Yuck thats so gross!
29It is sick, that's for sure. (It's called "Dogging.") Obviously he likes the thrill of casual sex, and doing it in a public place. You'd think though, with his prior incident in the Beverly Hills park loo, he'd learn his lesson. And with his money, he can afford discrection. Maybe this is how he came up with the name "Wham."
30I'd suggest he needs a long stint in a sex addicts anonymous group, but it would seem no matter what he turns his hand to he's unable to get the "anonymous" part down pat.
(all & any puns accidental and unintended)
31i wanna know what the photog was doing in the park in the first place.....
i dont get the whole 'beat' thing, wandering around in public toilets and parks having sex with strangers. thats what the internet is for.
my dad wandered on to a 'beat' once needing to use the toilet. i waited for him outside, and i heard this resounding 'NO!' and dad came hustling out after being approached by some guy.
my dads an ex-weightlifter, id be scared to approach him if i was a gay guy.... lucky dad's not the beating up people kind.
32He's pathetic IMO
33i feel kinda sorry for him. i don't know why. it scares the crap outta me that random people meet up at rest-stops...i mean, why not motel 6's or something? nothing's grosser than those rest-stops.
34omg he`s such a manslut. i mean, he could`ve done it anywhere besides behind bushes.. i mean c`mon now.
35If Wham had kept making music, this never would have happened!
36Awwww....loved Wham. You are so right, kylake. Wonder what Andrew Rdgeley is up to these days.
37I loved Wham too! I'm sure Andrew's in hiding pretending he doesn't know who George Michael is.
38kidcrazy....the obscure MM pics were very very cool but I really love your new avatar too. I wish i was there now.
39Me too Jen! We're looking at going in December though for our holidays so I'm giddy with anticipation. Unfortunately, this now means I have to get in serious bikini shape, so I have to get in touch with Ethiopian Princess and get one of her boot camp schedules.
40I love how Canadians/Brits/Aussies, etc say "holiday". It just sounds so lovely. kid....get one of those exercise balls from target and there are like a million different things you can do for abs. Also, start buying Shape and Fitness and they have all kinds of exercises for everything. Am sure you will look HOT in time for your holiday.
41George: "I Want Your Sex!"
Old pervert: "What if we're caught?"
George: "Have some Faith! Come on, over here in the bushes, Fast Love; we'll be in and out; Wham! Bam, thank-you man, I promise!"
Old pervert: "Well, okay. But are you any good?"
George: "Oh, yeah...I'm Your Man. I can Make It Big...reeeeeeally big..."
42Old Pervert: Wake me up before you go, go
43This is sooo sad...and I loooved Wham!!! He obviously has some SERIOUS issues, and is in need of major rehab. What is the secret? That is bugging me, what could it be???
He was so hot back in the day, and this is just plain GROSS!
44LMAO, Toronado. George is gross and I'm tired of the whole public sex thing. Him and that Pee Wee Herman guy could have paid $40 hit it and still had the room for a night of TV. The park is not sexy, go to the ATM, get cash and rent a damn hotel room because I'm tired of having to picture these details in my head.
45Agreed, Cali. So many enclosed, private places to do the horizontal polka and he always manages to get caught in public. But the bushes? Besides, George is gay; he's not supposed to be into bushes, if you get my drift.
46Toronado, he enjoys man bushes so maybe that's it.
47I feel so sad for George Michael. He is a beautiful man. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay. However, when you need to find sex partners while trolling public parks, you are a sick individual. He seriously needs some help and therapy. One day someone may attack him. (Remember that weird incident where Kevin Spacey claimed someone stole his phone in a park...well, you can guess thought that was all about.) If he is so reckless in choosing sex partners, I seriously doubt he is using proper precautions. He is seriously risking contracting HIV. (as a straight person picking up strangers for sex would also risk.) His friends and family must have an intervention very soon.
48Skanky Park sex with filthy fat old men, no thanks! george micheal needs s sexaholics group.
49Such a shame, he used be such a something, now he's a manslut who gets hicks out of fat, lorry drivers.. Im in such shock and feel so sorry for him. Im also cypriot like he is and we lived in the same town in London and it really upsets me to hear this. What happened to the good oll dayss??
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