Beyonce may have played host at the People party last night after the Grammys, but she didn't call it a night at that event. After her duties were over, she headed off to the Sony/BMG party to meet up with non-Grammy winners the Simpson Sisters, and Grammy winners the Dixie Chicks, John Legend and Carrie Underwood. (Someday Simpsons, someday.) The red carpet is all well and good, but the real excitement came inside the party in the form of a little photoshoot displaying a certain new couple (hint: it's Jessica and John Mayer...and they look amazing).
Right, so when John stumped the world (you know, other than those who speak Japanese, and btw, I'd like to know if he was saying everything correctly) on the red carpet, with his "you'll be the last to know" bit he actually meant "you'll all know in a couple of hours." Nice.
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Ashlee Simpson, Jessica Simpson, Beyonce, Carrie Underwood, Ciara, Dixie Chicks, John Legend, Natasha Bedingfield
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What's up with Jessica's pose!?
1LOL....I was thinking the same thing design! No need for the evil smile! I like her dress though!
2OH PUHLEEZE!!!!!I can't stand her stupid a$$.....
3She always seems to have some stupid pose going on ... none of which make her look very attractive. And Ashley looks like someone from the Adams family...like Lerch...or something. Standing up straight must not be her thing....I wonder if John had anything to do with the new hair color...???!!!
4ok why does jessica look stuiped? what on earth is she doing!
5and why does ashlee look like mary kate and ashly olsen!
Haha..
Alright, Pop.. don't go getting the Simpson girls' hopes up. I doubt there will be any
Grammy's coming Papa Joe's way anytime soon. (Praise, Jesus) Haha.
6It looks like shes thinking in the first photo ...Oh my gosh..im so squeezed into this dress and my "man-hood" (oops i mean "womanly assets" ) are going to pop out and poke someone at anytime...hold it in Jessica.. hahaha
7Why the HELL is Jess standing like that. I used to love her- but gosh- she is just ridiculous at this point.
~~"There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it."~~
8those pics of Jess & John look like prom pics! where is the fake beach background?
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Let the feast of 1000 hams begin!
Jessica looks ridiculous...as usual. Beyonce's wig/weave has to go NOW. John Mayer looks every inch the fool in his suit/sneaks ensemble.
10men who speak japanese are so hot.
11Why is Ashlee always hunched over?!
12Jess - Whats with the pose?? She probably practised this in the mirror before she left thinking it was hot..
13I agree. I realize that these stars pose like that to look thinner or to be caught at a good angle...but do they realize that we all laugh at them for it? Same with the fake orange tans...
14Her entire family was at the party sooo, the question is...who invited them?? Not quite sure I believe he would ask a girl to bring the whole family with to a party. How embarrasing.
15Poor Jess. She tries so hard.
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Pimp Daddy must have told Jessica that pose looks good. John Mayer has to be the biggest
idiot to be with that twit.
17This is like the 3rd time I see Jessica pose like that. She seems to be squeezing her butt cheeks together so she wont lay out a fart....
18Jessica ALWAYS poses like that...UGH.
19She thinks she looks so sexy!
The pics of Tara Reid on the same page as the John Mayer/J Pimpshoe really make her look great.
Pimpshoes looks dorky and Carrie Underwood looks a little tired.
20Why is Jessica doing a butt pose?? She doesn't have anything back there to show off to the camera. She's an idiot!
21Chances are he was speaking the Japanese right. Big fans of his know that he is HUGE into Japanese culture. I think he's been there (Japan)several times. He got into it when he started dating a Japanese girl several years ago, I think. He's got all kinds of neat things about his personality..Too bad it's getting wasted on Jessica..she probably doesn't even appreciate his sense of humor or intelligence.
22"I think, maybe for the general public it's not quite as scary that blood thirsty satanist were out murdering children as it is too believe that parents are actually murdering thier own children."
~Damien Echols~
Hello, she's sucking that sh*t in!
23you know what if Jessica is happy and thinks she looks great then good for her. And I am glad she and John are together, while I never would have thought of that pairing I'm sure they compliment eachother and they seem happy, so if they are happy good for them.
24Jessica, what the hell are you doing? You look dumb. Carrie and, dare I say, Ashlee look great.
25I actually really like the color of Ashlee's hair.
26Jessica tries too hard. And Ashlee continues to morph into someone else.
27Jessica jus needs to be tranquilized..she needs to disappear for a while she jus looks like she is tryn tooo hard to b in the spotlight...
28jessica and john have about as much chemistry as tom and katie.
29ashlee really does look like an olsen twin...and that's not a good thing. at least with her big nose she actually looked individual, now she looks like a big nothing. and jessica...just ew. xx
30jessica looks like she's sucking her stomach in as hard as she possibly can!
31but i do like her darker hair
32woah Jessica! She looks like a linebacker
33you know what I love Jessica for, I have broad shoulders, and I don't wear alot of tanks or strapless dresses, because they look "manly" but having someone like her who has similar shoulders and isn't afraid to show em off is very inspiring to see.
34Jessica is like an excited 5 year old about to pee in their pants
35wow carrie underwood looks great...
beyonce..has been looking really scary lately..bleh
36Jessica looks TERRIBLE, and her body looks weird in this dress. Her shoulders do not compliment her bony man calves. Her hair is NASTY!!! Does Ken Paves HATE HER?
Aslee looks good, WAY cuter then Jess. Ash has nice legs.
Carrie Underwood is gorgeous.
Im not too into Ciara, ever.
I can not get over Jessica.
37wow Jessica has got some quaterback shoulders.
38****"Everything in life is only for now."-Avenue Q****
Is Jessica wearing a hair piece from her line? Her pose is so ridiculous...I don't remember her shoulders being nearly as wide a year or two ago.
Check out Ciara's shoes! LOL.
39Is Jessica wearing a hair piece from her line? Her pose is so ridiculous...I don't remember her shoulders being nearly as wide a year or two ago.
Check out Ciara's shoes! LOL.
40Is Jessica trying to strike a body builder pose or something?
41It looks utterly ridiculous!
I don't know if I can ever be a fan of John & Jessica together. It doesn't seem right.
42BTW that photoshoot reeks of Pimp Daddy.
43LMAO...THAT is by far the craziest, uglies, funniest Jessica Simpson photo!
44Ashlee looks great!! but Jessica, not so much
45i like Jessica's dress though
46Molly, you really think Jessica and John look amazing? Those pictures are almost as fake looking as the Tom and Katie pics.
47I love how you picked the least flattering picture of Jessica to put in the actual post, Molly. Haha. I think the brown is a good look for her, but the horrible extensions have to go. The other day when she had it shorter with side-swepted bangs it looked amazing! I thought JM's way of making Ryan look like a total dumbass was awesome.
48Jessica and John pictures look like beauty and the beast!
What the F is up with his head?
49Despite the pose, I still like Jess's new hair color. And in any pose at all, I still hate Beyonce's dress. And my first thought was that Ashlee was Heidi Klum, which is weird. Did she get plastic surgery to get taller or something?
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