Britney Out of the Clubs, and Onto the Phone

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Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:14pm by Molly

Britney Spears headed back to LA this week, just in time to relaunch her newest fragrance, Elizabeth Arden's Midnight Fantasy. Britney's got a new promotion, too, in which she will call you (yes you! And your friends!) to give out personalized Midnight Fantasy greetings. Sounds sexy, right? It's actually pretty fun to play with and the personalized options are classic (as in, the fantasy could involve forties, piercings and hooking up with playas). Plus...I just entertained myself for a good five minutes making a lovely personalized message about a boy named Kevin and a girl named Britney...Just click on the ad below to get started. Fun times.

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AshleyBrook [+]

Ew, no thanks.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:21pm Report Comment

kendalheart [+]

I LOOOOVEE IT!!!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:23pm Report Comment

Butrfly4404 [+]

It wouldn't play on my computer...but my man might have a strange message waiting when he gets home tonight (not sure if it will get past my line block).

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:28pm Report Comment

skinny fat [+]

More stink from the skank. Lovely.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:32pm Report Comment

tennischick [+]

i just sent Britney a message from her aunt. LOL!!!!!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:38pm Report Comment

cine_lover [+]

Who wants to smell like a wh*re??? Anyone? Anyone?

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:40pm Report Comment

sanantonio [+]

I would never buy anything from The Britney or Paris Collection.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:43pm Report Comment

NduguNStephie [+]

BOO! Oklahoma isnt on there and she cannot say the same Stephanie! WTF that is a common name!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:44pm Report Comment

SaRaH 22 [+]

i love the reg. fantasy, i wonder what this one smells like..has anyone smelt it?
**Now if we could get Brit back to looking like that we would be ok!**

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:51pm Report Comment

Ginger [+]

That makes sense. Oklahoma and Stephanie are three and four syllable words, which is probably more than Britney can manage.

Wonder what year that photo was taken and how many hours of photoshop work it had. And how does the management team at Elizabeth Arden feel about her recent media??

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:53pm Report Comment

freddysgurl [+]

haha that was fun

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:54pm Report Comment

LJSays [+]

That's the most fun I've had all day!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 12:56pm Report Comment

butterfly77 [+]

This message stuff is so funny......if anyone has free time pick Idaho as the state and listen to how funny it sounds! Okay time to grow up again!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:03pm Report Comment

Molly [+]

My favorite is how she pronounces Mirror (Mirrah). Since when is she from Boston?

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:15pm Report Comment

SaraSmile [+]

So awesome. I just sent one to my sister. She's going to freak.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:17pm Report Comment

amyfinke [+]

That is hilarious Laughing out loud

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:22pm Report Comment

Christina23559 [+]

HA HA HA! That's some funny isht! She's so over, the funniest thing to me is that I always thought that Elizabeth Arden was a classy company, why would they associate with Britney Spears???

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:22pm Report Comment

Christina23559 [+]

I thought the same thing Molly!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:23pm Report Comment

Twinkle [+]

Stupid Britney can't say any of the names I put in

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:37pm Report Comment

Butrfly4404 [+]

I'm listening to my message right now and I'm trying to contain myself here in the cube...my man is going to be like "WTH IS THIS???"

She's all breathy...what a loser.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:38pm Report Comment

Twinkle [+]

Is she smirking in that ad?

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:46pm Report Comment

Butrfly4404 [+]

Molly, my mom says it like that too, she's from Cali

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 1:48pm Report Comment

lilren [+]

Does anyone actually want to smell like her these days?

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 2:00pm Report Comment

brokenbracelet [+]

LOL is it sad that I spent 5 minutes playing with it, pretending I was in a fantasy with Nick Lachey?

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 2:00pm Report Comment

WatchMeSparkle [+]

Love this!! I just sent it to myself, this is a blast!! I've always wanted to get a message from Britney herself Smiling

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 2:46pm Report Comment

teddybear [+]

~Men lower your self esteem and your I.Q.~

That was the hardest I've laughed today!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 3:51pm Report Comment

appreciated [+]

hahahahahahahha

I love the Snakes on a Plane phone call...that one was freaking hilarious. I set it up to call everyone I know because I loved it!! haha

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 5:11pm Report Comment

GolferGirl [+]

So the skank is going back to L.A. does that mean that Kevin can catch up on the visits he missed while she was getting nasty in New York?

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 5:32pm Report Comment

BlondeSugar [+]

Why would you wanna smell like skank? Puzzled

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 5:50pm Report Comment

controlledspin [+]

That was actually pretty cute, except they excluded Pennsylvania too!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 5:57pm Report Comment

rubialala [+]

No way, never.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 6:33pm Report Comment

futonfighter [+]

Should we really be bankrolling Britney's nosedive into skankdom?

I laugh if there was a campaign to boycott her products - like the one they had for Ashlee Simpson.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 7:12pm Report Comment

i heart monster [+]

too fun.

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 8:35pm Report Comment

Sake2Me [+]

AAAACK! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!

Wed, 02/14/2007 - 9:09pm Report Comment

cari907 [+]

omg luv it

Thu, 02/15/2007 - 7:10am Report Comment

cari907 [+]

2 bad she doesnt look like that

Thu, 02/15/2007 - 7:57am Report Comment

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