Paris celebrated her 26th birthday in style at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas this weekend. Unfortunately her guests were lacking from the A-list crowd she probably hoped for. Sister Nicky and on and off again BFF Nicole were really the only names at the party. She did however, have a crowd of goats on hand to celebrate with. Pretty sad considering a ton of celebs were in town NBA All-Star Game. The highlight as reported by Page Six was this party tidbit:
But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.
Weird right? Those Hilton girls may be known best for their partying but monkeys and goats do not make me want to attend one of their functions anytime soon.
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I'm laughing so hard I'm actually crying! this is some good shiz!!
1Wow.. mulitmillionare bank account.. worthless human being.. amazing!
2~Men lower your self esteem and your I.Q.~
I love her dress.
3Her poor boobies are screaming to be let out!
4LOL--silly racist hoe.
5Wow, she's getting old.
6She needs to go away!
7Yea, far away. Just her and Cisco's b*lls!
8HA HA Isn't that how weird jokes get started? So there was this band of midgets leading a herd of goats around the room..... That just sounds like the start of a very funny joke. That should be a challenge, if you can finish the start of that joke... oh wait I think Paris is the end of that joke. HA HA HA HA HA
9OMG is it totally wrong that Im laughing soooo hard at the whole goats being led by bands of midgets....LOL
10I heard Nicole was NOT there and Kim K was absent as well. I saw some pics and I def did not see them. Seems Paris is really bad at keeping BFFs
11I keep hearing all of this racist stuff. What did she do?? I love the dress!
12Ahhh, looks like the celebrity world is finally as sick of Paris as I am. And t_hive, she was at a New Year's Eve bash or something and was reported to have used the N word. Trashy ho. That is all she is.
13A monkey & some goats. Is there something Paris is not telling us...? She seriously irritates me. I'm starting a line of celebs I'd like to smack. Paris & Britney are tied for number 1. Closely followed by Lindsay Lohan & Nicole Richie.
14How can she say she loves animals?? I think that's sad, animals shouldn't be at a party.
15a band of midgets?!?! really?!
16Party guests that even Paris can relate to; she is a self-obsessed racist but when did she get ugly on the outside, too?
17You can't put that storage unit genie back in the bottle, Paris. That incriminating evidence will follow you for the rest of your life......
Boycott Paris' endorsements!
Sounds to me like someone won a bet:
"I'll give you $500 if you can get Page Six to print that we had midgets and monkeys. An extra $250 if you get them to throw in something about goats".
18Thanks for the info Unabellasorpresa!
19Haha this reminds me of Shakespeare's funny curses 'Goats and monkeys!' I remember reading that exclamation in Othello... There were no midgets involved though
BTW, that dress she was wearing is fugtastically horrific!!! I looks like she sewed together two
clingwrap curtains!!!
20She's so weird, she's probably the most worthless human being there is out there. She just got a goat, monkeys, etc. to take the attention off of her face. Ouch!
And to laugh at, just like she laughs at everything that isn't funny--like using the n*word.
CAN WE STOP POSTING ABOUT HER? ::thanking God that I would never allow myself to live like her because I'm too intelligent and self-respecting and beautiful.
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21I agree with you Unabella...she's trash!
22she really puts the T in Trashy
23PH has got to be the most vaginally social b*tch in the world, yet everytime I see this bone with extensions, I question if the men she beds are sober or even conscious?
24LMAO!!!!!OMG!!!!!!She needs to be wipe out of this world.
25LOL "vaginally social"! I will definitely be using that phrase, Shooting Star. Plus, I know Little Bo Peep dealt with sheep, but Paris could be Little Ho Peep with her goats, and she could be Ho White with the little people, instead of Snow White and the 7 Dwarves. Heh!
26I guess when you have that much money you can pay anyone to do anything no matter how ridiculous it is. It's sad. Hate the dress, although I see why she loves it, it appears to have very easy access to her "vaginally social" (HAHA) area.
27But I've read that even Richie didn't show up!
28Hey! Weren't you all the same ones who absolutely LOVED
Paris Hilton a couple years ago?!
*tsk! tsk!*
How quickly they forget! lol!
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