Jessica Simpson's Esquire cover wasn't the best photo of her in the world, but she washed off the shaving cream (and everything else) for the steamy spread inside the magazine. Quite the far cry from her casual daytime looks, Jessica hits the showers and proves that she's still got a whole lot of sexiness under her silly disposition. In fact, Tony Romo might have to watch out that his teammates don't have her pictures pinned up in their lockers when football season comes around again.

















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1JESSICA, YOU HAVE PROVEN MANY TIMES THAT YOU HAVE SEX APPEAL. NOW SHOW US SOMETHING NEW! THE "I'M A SEX KITTEN" ACT IS GETTING A LITTLE REPETITIVE AND BORING. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?
NOTHING?
OKAY THEN.
2haha- i love jess but I feel the same way- It's been done, tired.
3Tony Romo might have to watch out that Papa Joe doesn't have her pictures pinned up on his walls.
I've seen Jessica's teeth. They don't seem that big. So why can she never close her mouth?
4Dammit - I wish she wouldnt have taken that shot in the nude bodysuit - the black one fine, but the nude one leaves nothing to the imagination.
She's acting desperate and needs to chill out a bit -
5She seems the new Pamela Anderson, only famous because of her chest.
6Trying tooo hard!
7she looks as if she doesn't own her sexuality,but rather other people tell her how to use it.i don't know if that makes sense.
8Ummm...ok.
9she is just not sexy to me. at all. she tries waaaay to hard and it looks painful and obvious on her. time to hang it up jess, it's getting embarrassing.
10Woop-
I often wonder why most girls who pose in these type of photos ALWAYS have their mouth
open. I think it's *supposed* to be sexy, but I think it just makes them look stupid.
11so much for daddys little church girl... she is trying to save whats left of her career.
12I looked at the one in the nude with her arms in that pose and the first thing that popped in my head were the lyrics..."Holding out for a hero"
13Eh... Whateva, another series of pics with Jess trying to look over the top "sexy"... Yawnsville.
14Eh. I think it's sexy. It's a photo shoot for a men's magazine. Of coarse it's not my thing.
15It's been weeks of Madonna's cooch, and now we have to be bombarded with Jessica's pointy funbags? UGGGGGH!!!
16That cover is soo far from sexy.
17yuck
18She looks hot in these pic, the boys will have a lot of fun with these spreads.
19Eew! I just don't find these pics sexy. I am sure some men will, but she just seems to have big boobs and that is all going for her. At least back in the day before the ginormous breasts, Pam Anderson was really pretty in the face. Really pretty actually. Now she is harsh. Yikes! But Jessica tries too hard and I just don't think her body is that hot and neither is her face.
20Im so SICK of her!!! She really is annoying. This is all she does. And if she didnt have good hair she would be a man. HER FACE IS UGLY. It kills me than so many men love this biatch! What is the big deal? She was kinda cute 10 years ago. Times up Jess!! Quit dragging it out. Shes gonna be 65 standing around with a big blond wig on in high heels with her tits hanging out. Thats all she knows.
21I love her as a silly blonde but she just can't be sexy to me, it takes some brains.
22She's trying way too hard to prove that her 15 minutes aren't over, when they clearly are. Romo should bolt.
23Don't like it. She can look cute sometimes, but this is trying too hard. Tony better watch out- Jes looks like she can take him down.
24Those pics are not sexy....and the nude bodysuit? Ew. Men's magazines are so irritating - and so is Jessica Simpson!
25I think she looks good
26Ok, does she not understand that acting more stupid on television is NOT sexy....and always taking your clothes off is NOT always sexy either? Now it’s gotten to the point to where we have to actually see her nipples coming through her.....Ahhh whatever the hell that is that Jessica is wearing.
Now I may be wrong, but I feel that certain parts of your body should only been seen by the man in your life. A lot of us are tired of seeing her almost bear as* when she’s not getting enough attention for the month. These photos do not impress me at all.
You know there is a way to show how sexy you are and also come across as intelligent and classy as well.
27Call me crazy but I've always been a Jessica fan and I think she looks beautiful in these pictures.
28Jessica's 15 minutes of fame are OVER for obvious reasons. She is really trying hard to linger out her 15 minutes in 15 YEARS....Please stop that Jessica. It is really becoming annoying to me this month.
29Opps
I meant...
"She is really trying hard to linger out her 15 minutes INTO 15 YEARS"
30Next stop: flicks on Skinamax
31This will get her plenty of press and that's what she's looking for.
Poor thing. It just reeks of desperation.
32Blahhh, she's way overexposed and overrated. She'd be a lot more respectable if she actually had brains and an education instead of only relying on her looks to make her interesting. It makes me sad that little girls look up to her.
33Eww. It still does nothing to improve her.
34What is up with all these Jessica Simpson posts? she is not that great!
35oh please-these photos are hot. It's not like she does these kind of photoshoots every day. At the end of the day whatever she does will never please some people.
36I don't know why so many of you think she is ugly in the face. She is very "all American girl" which is nothing special but she has amazing facial structure. Her nose is very small, cheekbones are well defined, and her prominent chin helps her look thinner. I think she's one of the most gorgeous faces on the planet!! but as for her personality....eh
37Does anyone know why she is on the cover? I just don't understand why she is constantly photographed and on the cover of magazines and her projects don't really do that well.
38Girlfriend tries WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY too hard and fails. I'm tired of all these women objectifying themselves in an effort to get a stalled career back on track.
39She tries way too hard.
40She HAS to try she has no natural ability!
41is THIS what she learned in church?
42Oh, God. She thinks she's sexy but I think she looks fat, she has no waistline. And the photo with her spitting out water is awful. Her time expired quite a while ago. Now we're bombarded with her crap. Notice she's wearing a one piece suit, clearly she's gained weight and doesn't want to show any skin, just her nipples. Last month it was George Clooney on the cover which was great, but now they have pathetic Jessica. Ugh.
43A sad, sad, cliche. And after the rhinoplasty, blepharoplasty, boob job and lip pumping, she's still boring as ever to look at.
44Well the implants are all she has so she has to flash them as much as possible. Otherwise her face and body look very manly, especially in the nude body stocking, yikes, trannylicious.
45I'm not a fan of Jessica's. I don't think she looks like a man. But there is just something about her that irritates me sometimes. I think it may be the fact that she is getting more attention than others that should be getting it. What is Jessica doing nowadays anyway? What we've seen in the past few days just doesn't appear to be TRUE work in my opinion. It's not worthy enough to be in the news.
46Almost Playboy-esque.
47what a confusing photoshoot. who orchestrated this? oh wait, I have an idea...
48...it was big Papa Joe.
49Okay..so the article said that the most romantic thing anyone did for and she mentioned a song John Mayer wrote for her...um...what song did John Mayer write for her? Anyone know?
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