So, Jessica is so the less-annoying Simpson sister this week, right? Ha, I kid (kind of) . . . the Simpsons, I really do love them. Anyway, smiley Jess is in Nashville with her trusty sidekick/former assistant/similarly in need of a brush friend CaCee Cobb. Jess looks happy and healthy after her recent hospitalization, which rumor has it may have something to do with drinking a bit too much these days with her QB boyfriend. Miss Simpson is in Tennesee while she records her country album — let's just hope she doesn't have to resort to any sort of stunt publicity when it comes time for her to promote it. Can you tell I'm a little frustrated with her younger sister? Deep breaths.

















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Jessica just looks so cute dressed down, she trys to hard and looks bad when she gets really dressed up.
1Eh. I disagree, karisaamy. She just looks mediocre when she's not dressy. Like someone I wouldn't look twice at.
2I think she looks cute!
3she looks cute a bit plain, i agree monday if she was not famous and looked liked that no one would look twice at her, still like the girl
4This is what's frustrating about the Simpson sisters. They give us nothing to talk about but how they look. It really demonstrates their lack of any talent, when we have to resort to critcizing or praising their latest hair extensions.
5oh molly but i thought you and ashlee are BFFs since she granted you ladies an interview. lol.
but surely it's expected of them to pull such publicity stunts to promote their mediocrity. i did, however, thought jessica would be the one to use engagement/pregnancy for promotion.
and lizadilly your avi scares but i agree with your comment.
6*scares ME.
7lol yes I know it was so awful I had to use it.
8I'm with lizadilly. Since when do they have paparazzi in Nashville? I think Papa Joe is either taking the pictures or calling paps to show up. Her 15 minutes are over due. I just read the Esquire interview and they must have had to be bribed to put her on the cover and write a kiss ass article about her. She even took her bra off in the middle of the interview.
9Well I wouldn’t concern myself with Jessica. It won’t be her that gets the last laugh in the end. Papa Joe may seem determined to make her big again, but it will NOT happen. The right people in the future will overshadow Jessica in so many ways. I would love for her to have NO choice but to drop out of sight. I wish her happiness in the end. But Karma is gonna be a b*tch!!
Sorry for the private joke here but Jessica is truly something *special* in the head
sometimes.
10Oh, and yes Jessica does look better when she's dressed down. When Jessica dresses up she sometimes looks as if she's trying to hard, and then everything came out wrong with her outfit in the end.
11She looks great! I love that Dsquared sweater.
12Name a single instance in this no-talent's "career" when he/she didn't need to rely on stunt media. This tranny, who to my eyes looks like a desperate, ugly, midget dude 90 percent of the time, is only famous for Papa Joe's tabloid placements, nothing else.
13I am so back and fourth about Jessica sometimes. And only because I hate it when she does publicity stunts. I think more people would like celebs if they'd stop all the stunts that they do. They're stunts are so annoying and childish.
14For Jessica I'm not sure what the 'stunts' are but I see that the media like to keep writing about her and she has no control over what they say. In fact more often than not it is negative and there is a new story every week.
So most recently, we heard that she strips for her boyfriend by web cam, she's jealous of her sister's engagement, jealous of her pregnancy, jealous of Carrie, has warned her boyfriend off Carrie, wants Nick backs or regrets the divorce, wants John Mayer back and won't leave him alone,is about to be dumped by her record label, has alcohol problems and instead of having a kidney infection had a pregnancy scare.
She has a tremendous amount of publicity which I think on her part would be unwanted and is untrue.
15MAY BE REHAB IS NEXT
16There is always some sort of drama with these two girls and neither of them are very talented. That is what irritates me to death. There are sooooo many people out there more talented than either one of these girls and they have nothing. The Simpson's are everywhere unfortunately. Ashlee is less irritating than Jess, to me anyway, but both are irritating and just ick. Jessica, why can't you go away? She just makes me sick at my stomach. I am so sick of this girl and her sister and her pervert dad. Yuck!
17I agree with coachluvr. What's worse is that the "drama" is always so high school-ish! I don't know about these Simpson girls. I like Ashlee, because some of her music is actually decent and she's all about empowering females. She & Pete seem to have a solid relationship, too, and I hope that they aren't pregnant so people will stop already. Jessica, though, bothers the crap out of me. I just can't believe that someone would still play stupid, when no one thinks it is cute. She gives her young fans out there an excuse to spend way too money on shoes & clothes & hair extensions in order to dress for their man, as she says she does. I mean, come on! Her music has no appeal; I'm not looking forward to her country cd, because I imagine she'll want to do Carrie Underwood type stuff, and Carrie cornered that market very well already. I just don't know why the media doesn't let her fade away...
...and yet here I am with another comment about her...
18& I wish that magazine article said what song John Mayer wrote for her!
19I always love her! She's just so gorgeous and I love her songs. What makes me laugh about that article from Star is, 1) it's from Star, and 2) it says bladder infection and UTI as if they were seperate things, just to make the list look worse. Whatever. It's probably from having lots of sex haha.
20To those of you who say Nashville has no paparazzi, go make some research again...you'll find photos of Keith Urban/Nicole Kidman, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, Kellie Pickler, etc and they are all in Nashville...because Nashville is like the Country music's hollywood version...lots of superstars...
I notice when Jessica is in Dallas, we seldom get pics of her...because there are hardly any paparazzi there! Most of the time there are "sightings" of her and Tony Romo together but seldom any pics...
21her hair looks really good messy
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