US Weekly decided to forget about Melgate and all the crazy LL stories this week to bring us a very important cover story about Nick and his new lady. A little weird right? Anyway, it's pretty funny to see this cover and the reasons Nick prefers Vanessa considering the last post I just wrote about Chestica.

“She’s a guys’ girl,” says a friend of the couple. “Jessica was always about going somewhere that was a scene with a big entourage. Vanessa can play darts and chill.” Minnillo also scores points for being a fellow sports nut. Whereas Simpson rolled her eyes at Lachey’s passion, Minnillo revels in it.
In fact, when she and Lachey were still in the platonic friendship stage, “Nick commented on his love for the [hometown NFL team], Cincinnati Bengals and Vanessa blew him away by running off the team’s poor stats,” says a Lachey source. “He tells friends, ‘It’s like talking to your best guy friend, but she’s a smoking-hot chick.’”
On a snarkier, note, a Minnillo pal adds, “Nick keeps telling Vanessa the difference between her and Jessica is that she is extremely intelligent.”
















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What's her "sad past" ???
1I want them to get married!
2I have a feeling she's just pretending to be a "guys' girl".
3Oh man, NOT a good picture of Nick!
4I'm curious about her "sad past" too!
5lol they do not need to get married.
6they are soo cute together..they both seem like really down to earth people so they should be good for eachother
7OOuuuch! ..all that Jessica wasn't. Hahaha! Take that b*tch! Go cry on Dane Cook's penis..I mean shoulder.
8It's probably something totally lame like her grandma died when she was 6...yeah, well, almost all of us dealt with a loss like that at some point! (Watch it be something really tragic...Foot -> -> Mouth) On to google I go!!
9I'll cry on Dane Cook's should/penis/whatever!! He's hot!
10vanessa may be into sports and she may be chill, but just as much as jessica she lights to be in the spotlight. until she stays with him for 2 years, i'm gonna think she's a phony.
11What? The only difference I see is that Jessica has blonde hair, and Vanessa has brown hair.
12They're still in the beginning parts of the relationship... I think she's just like Jessica was. Jessica wasn't famous when Nick and Jessica first started.
I think shes putting up a front, and being all that he needs right now! I doubt this will last, but who knows! Vanessa might need the exposure for her wanting to have a better career in whatever she does? I smell book deal, or music career!
I still love you Nick!
13Don't forget about her pageant history...she'll cut you!! Those girls may look all sweet, but they're ruthless!
14sooo cute.. they'reawsome together.
15Boo... I dont like them together!
16Why am I supposed to care about this guy? He was the least talented of the Newlyweds anyway. He shouldn't be bad mouthing his ex to the press either. Not very classy.
17AHHHHHH vanessa step up off my man!
18i woudnt wanna keep being compared 2 jessica simpson
19Leasttalented on Newlyweds?? Since when is trying to act like an idiot who doesn't even know tuna, Talent?? He seems like such a good guy and I'm so glad he's moving on.
20Nick can do no wrong in my eyes and whoever makes him happy is makes me happy. Vanessa's sad past is that her mother deserted her when she was a young child. I think that qualifies.
21Talent as in singing ability. That's what they are right, singers?
22who doesn't have a sad past, she needs to shut up and leave my man alone lol
23Yep, we've all got a sad past, so get over it already.
24Like I said, Jenna... foot -> -> mouth. But according to a source her father remarried and she has a great relationship with her stepmother. So not all is lost, I guess.
25Well if I dated Jeter I'm sure I would be into sports and be able to make quotes about every team too
26She prob repeats things Jeter told her
27Exactly Honeychild!
28twinkle what is bush chewing on?
29Jeter is probably gay and running this relationship through a microphone in her ear. She does it so she can bang Nick and Jeter does it so he can watch the tapes.
30she's more intelligent? wow--i bet that takes a high IQ--to beat out jessica simpson, intelligence-wise. geez.
31That would be a p*ssy!
32I can't see Nick saying something so rude.
33I believe that's a kitten, Sheetal.
34That's another word for it.
35or...a putty tat.
36Does anyone else see how weird it is constantly comparing the two? hmm that is if Nick is really doin' that....but I still like him, he is definately a sports nut so maybe he's met his soulmate....unless she just studied like hell up on the bengals knowing they were his fav.*
37I think that it's natural to still think and talk about an ex that meant a lot to you. That maybe what's happening to Nick. He always struck me as the kind of guy that enjoyed family life... not in the creepy simpson's dad sense...
38p.s. as for that leah remini thing on the cover...didn't she lose 80 lbs. after giving birth, like, three years ago? Us must be running out of topics.
39I wonder if she was on the Scientology diet of beans, rice and brainwashing?
40LOL Twinkle! They allow beans and rice?
41Leah Remini -"How I lost 80 lbs with the help of Tom Cruise and Scientology. Not too mention $80,000 in auditing sessions this week alone. And by the way Suri is real."
42Try upwards of $200,000. And yes they are freaks about their beans and rice.
43wow...i love me some red beans and rice. sh*t, maybe i should become a scientologist. all we get is bread and wine at my church.
44I LOVE BLACK BEANS AND RICE. Black beans are allowed right? Scientology... here I come!
45Huummm not sure about black beans. But imagine the farting in the "church"!
46why is it always a friend of the stars comment, or a spy, or a friend of a friend whose momma's hairstylist knows the make-up person who is dating the cleaning lady?? why can't we ever get quotes directly from the stars?? is it because they always retract them?? jeeeeez
47yum-may!! eww but i love black beans and rice...its a shame if they dont allow blackbeans...those are some racist scientologists!
48Hahahahaha Pinkangel!!!
49I don't like her - there's something not right about her, something I don't trust. Sad past?
50LMAO at "snarky"! Too many great one liners today - my side is actually splitting!
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Daisy Mae
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