• After firing Tom Cruise from Paramount [0] for being a total embarrassment the Viacom chairman now wants to be friends again. Yeah, good luck with that! - AP [1]
• Simon shot his mouth off (again) last week, saying Jennifer Hudson owes her career to American Idol and he can't stand Taylor Hicks. I'm sure they'll love to hear that! - People [2]
• In return for hitting her maid in the head with a cell-phone Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to community service which entails cleaning a city facility for five days. Yeah, that'll teach her. - R&M [3]
• Rosie apologized on her website for saying that Elisabeth Hasselbeck was ignorant [3] on The View. Rumor has it that that Elizabeth is now looking for a way off the show. It's quite the revolving door of hosts on there these days! - People [4]
• Wild Hogs rode to the top of the box office this weekend, taking in $38 million, leaving Zodiac in the dust at #2 with $13.1 mil. We don't get it. - BuzzSugar [5]
• Laguna Beach Bad Boy Jason Wahler was arrested (again) for underage drinking. The 20-year-old told the cops to "check TMZ.com" to verify that he was of legal drinking age. Yeah, he never really struck us as the brightest kid ever. - TMZ [6]

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