Ashlee Simpson needs a new bag. The girl is carrying last season's twiggy Balenciaga and that's, like, unheard of for a young Hollywood starlet. Clearly she has a lot of free time on her hands lately. So since we think Ash needs a new bag, we want to know - What do you think she should do next in order to afford the latest?
Givenchy
KangaROOS
Galeries Lafayette
Take a shower.
1Disappear along with her sister Jessica and the whole Simpson Clan!!!
2Disappear.
3rememer on Spaceballs when Dark Helmet (Rick Moranis) held Princess Vespa captive so her dad the king would give him all the air on the planet? remember what he threatened him with? He said that if he didn't had over the air then they would give her back her old nose! that always makes me laugh.
4& I could imagine someone threatening Asslee w/ that too!
Hahahaha that's hilarious sashak! I love that movie! I use to love Ashley too.
5
at Twinkle and sasha.
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LMAO SASHAK!!!!!!!!!!!
7i'm probably the only person who liked her reality show. it worked for her once... she should go back to her roots (not a pun) w/ a mtv show.
8I agree with Twinkle -Time for a shower. I have had enough of her.
9what show did she have? I've been ignoring her for a long time so I'm outta the loop. I didn't even know that she was on 7th heaven
10I liked her show a little too. I didn't really like her on 7th Heaven. Didn't she play the little blonde kids gf??
11twinkle-lol
12I liked her first album. It was very fun and upbeat and great to work out to. It kind of made me smile. It was like a secret guilty pleasure that no one knew about.
13Hah! "give her back her old nose"--that movie was hilarious.
14Ashlee's too far gone. Did anyone see that picture of her next to MK Olsen the other week? They called her the 3rd Olsen twin. It was eerie.
Seriously, why go through all the trouble to get plastic surgery and extensions if you're just going to dress like a trashbag?
I know I'm one of the few, but I like her.
15eh, i'm over her (as well as Paris and Nicole, but not Lindsay!).
16I like listening to her music! It makes me feel semi-punk. Because, we all know shes not really punk.
17I enjoyed her reality show.
She was ok on 7th Heaven... It was just weird seeing her on it knowing that she was Jessica Simpson's Simpson sister, it made it seem less real life. If you watch her on the show you become, extremely thankful that the girl got a nose job! Its all you look at.
I hate over-produced, commercialized singers. Go away Ashlee!
Leah Durrett
18Austin, TX
Hire a stylist, Im not sure whats up w/ young hollywood and looking like trash but they need to stop! How does a guy find this attractive>
19um, enter a Kid Rock Look-a-Like contest?
20Oh God, I can't believe you brought up her show! I remember that now! Who was the guy she was dating during that? Terrible. Terrible. That show was the first sign that Ash could not sing. She should go back to school and major in English or...something. The girl has to have other hobbies! Remember when she claims she was a dancer? Well now that she's all anorexic, she has a dancer's body, so she should do that!
21Break up with her dad.
22Their Dad is so strange! Remember that episode of The Newlyweds where Jess was making that video about making love and the Dad said something about her being married so they can "do it" until they're blue in the face?? Hahah.
23LalaLaurie06 Ashleee dated Simon.. But, I also think she dated Martin.
Who Martin later on in the show had a baby with Haylee Duff.
Man 7th Heaven takes all the reject sisters.. haha I am so just kidding. Kind of.
24hahahahahahahahahahhaa OH MY GOSH T-HIVE I remember that episode.
Oh the good ol' days of OH MY GA!!!!!!!
25My favorite episode of Jess was when she just got down shopping and she was carrying tons of bags and fell flat out on the ground and she just laid there whining! So funny.
Yes t_hive888. He has also commented on Jessica's breast 1 to many times, the size of. EEEWWWWWW.. seems so sad that Ashley tried to look like her.. maybe to get Dad's affection.. DOUBLE YUCK!!!
26Give up and GO AWAY
27i'm not a big fan of her but she should definetly get a new bag.she wears toooooo much baggy clothes to.so yea and also she needs a new bag. her bag is hiddeous!
28Hahahahah I remember that too! Good times, good times. I miss Jess and Nick being together.
29Yeah ohsuri, it's a little on the gross side! He seems like such a pervert!
30ilove2ski - is that on 7th heaven? cuz i was referring to Ashley's reality show. who was the male singer that she was on and off again with? cabrera?
31u no i wish that jess and nick would get back together
32u know come to think of it i really don't like ashely i mean her sis is way better. ashely is WWWWAAAYYY to skiney.
like at least her sis is dating a guy.well anyways it isn't really my or any of our buessnis( is that how u spell it???? )
hahahahahaahhahah
Yeah Lala, it was Ryan Cabrerra. I think I actually own his cd, lol.
33ohhhhhhhh... Yes sorry that was 7th Heaven.
34But, she did have a reality show on MTV. I don't remember the name.
And t-hive don't feel bad I have his cd also.
I thought it was funny the episode of Valentine's Day and Ashlee threw a fit because, she didn't get anything/he didn't play a song for her or something.
But, then she felt like an idiot because after the show he gave her flowers, that he later ended up taking a bite out of them.
Aww that was a cute one ilove2ski. I feel a little better that you have his cd as well, lol. I think I've listened to it once maybe, haha. Alright, I'm done for the day! Have a good night ladies!
35For starters, she should get a stylist, then maybe make an appointment at a salon. She looks like a street person who happened to score a designer bag!
36She should turn to porn. With animals.
37weren't ya'll just raving over nicole's yellow balenciaga??
38perhaps a lemonade stand in Abu Dhabi?
39perhaps a lemonade stand in Abu Dhabi?
40ya kno i kinda like her music cuz its catchy..make a new cd or sumthin
41How much I'd admire her and Jessica what she really needs is sometime Off then go back to doing TV and Movies, and if she wants she could shave off her head like Britney.
42I love Ashlee and I actually like her more then Jessica lately. I have both her cds and love them, my hubby took me to see her last summer and we actually had a really great time. There is nothing wrong with that purse I have that bag in black and still carry it. Plus I still see Nicole with hers all the time I think she ownes like one in every colour.
43Ashlees cds are actually one of the few cds that I actually like the all the songs and that happened with both her cds. So I hope she makes a new one soon. Maybe stay away from the acting, though I did like her small performance in The Hot Chick
xoxo
I think she should keep doing live theatre. Broadway, or London, or something.
44Her last album was really bad and her acting annoys me. She was a dancer before so I guess she should do that.
45Puhleeeeeeezz... She's not exactly talented -- why the hell does anyone care about this? And I'm sorry, but the fact that she was allowed to sing and dance on stage in a MAJOR musical just shows that live theatre has truly sold out for the cash that a "Hollywood" name rakes in. So sad, but so true...
46Hate her.
~~~~Sora: W-We're back! Kairi: You're home.
47Haha, she should totally give up.
48lol it's funny how everyone hates her for no reason. i like her. i think she should quit singing though.. start acting again or somethinggg.
49Write an expose on the Creepy Simpson ways.
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