The Simpson girls and their men got an early start on celebrating Jessica's 28th birthday this Thursday with dinner out at Sagebrush Cantina in Calabasas, CA, last night. Both Jessica and Ashlee had on their cowboy boots, though Jess stole the show with her b-day girl party dress and her real life Cowboy Tony holding her hand. I'm thinking no margaritas for Ashlee this time, but hopefully Jess celebrated with a few — she's got a lot to be happy about these days as a future aunt with a hot boyfriend who makes her happy and a country album on the way that's already getting some good reviews. Plus, seeing how rowdy things got at Tony's b-day, he's probably got some fun planned for her this week.

















Cotswold Company
by Terry
Karen Walker
Doesn't it look like Tony is doing the corniest dance ever and that horrid shirt doesn't help much!!
1tranny alert
2jess what are u wearing?
3Wow I didn't know that place was still around.
4I LOVE Jessica Simpson. She's the most adorable dingbat ever.
Tony needs a wardrobe intervention.
Is it me, or is Ashlee's nose growing [again]? Damn. Pregnancy undoes plastic surgery. Damn you fetus!!
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alisha
6LOL Alisha!!
7Not Jessica's best look...yikes! The only nice thing I can say is that I like the lavender color...
8Ugh, why do the women always walk behind the men like they are property??? So annoying...
9Not liking the dress style
10Guessing they are walking through a crowd of paps and likely Tony Romo will be more effective pushing through those vultures than little Jessica Simpson would be. Doubt seriously it has anything to do with her being "property" of any sort.
11Jess looks cute, but she should have ditched the cowboy boots. We get it, you're soo country!
12Apparently it was a country themed party. Vivica Fox was there as well in a cow girl dress and hat. Looks like they are still friends.
13Is Jessica jealous of Ashlee's pregnancy boobs and bought herself a pair to match?
14She looks ridiculous.
Jess and I have the same birthday!
15myperry - Jess has always been the one with the big tatas. She did not purchase them. But she definitely brought them out that night!
16LMFAO alisha, jessica normally looks beautiful but what was she thinking with this dress
17Jessica reminds me of this country song from the 80's or 90's I think called "I Like Women Just A Little on the Trashy Side."
"Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.
Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
18When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig."
LOL chiquitita!! i know that song and you're sooo right. it's by ricochet
19well it's nice to see that things seem to be going well for jess and tony these days. especially after all the break up rumors. i wish them the best, and i hope that her b-day is a nice one.
20hahaha chiquitita TOO funny
21My least favorite family in the ENTIRE world.
22I feel like Pete washed his face or something cause he looks clean and kinda cute.
Jessica's dress is fun but Tony's outfit with it is just a nightmare.
23is jess trying to channel dolly parton now??? shed probably look great if her funbags werent bursting out of her dress! ooooh tony...u BETTER not fuk up this season!!!
24Agreed with wafewifey3! Jess looks awful in that dress and Tony's shirt, well... :laugh:
25yee haw
26Poor Jess. Always trailing behind her man, always needing a studly sort to ensure her happiness.
27I can't help but like these sisters. Not sure about Pete or Tony yet, but I like the two girls. Jess, because she is so wonderfully clueless, and Ashlee because she is just her and to hell with everyone else.
Now, that song is one of my FAVORITES cuz I AM a little on the Trashy side with my hubby. It's my closet personality.
NO COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY! LMAO
28I know I'm in the minority, but I like them!
With that, I'm not a fan of Jess' outfit.
She's short already, and with the boots, it makes her look even smaller.
Even if it was a "cowboy" themed party,
the only thing themed about her outfit is her boots.
She missed the mark.
Ashlee looks super cute all prego, though.
29Jessica is 100% trash and without those plastic (yes, they are absolutely surgeon worked on) boobs and the ugly, plastic hair that is 100% MAN! that is just not the body of a female, she needs to complete the transgender surgery.
30Hmmm...I don't know what to think about these peeps. There's always been and always will be something off regarding the Simpson clan.
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