Jessica Simpson changed out of her hot red dress and into a confusing tight black one — hope it's not part of her new collection? — out in NYC with her mom Tina last night. Apparently this is a slimmed down version of the entourage she was rolling with at her commercial shoot earlier in the day, which naturally included little Daisy and her LV carrier and a handful of others. Even just down to two Simpson ladies, Jess and Tina look like a couple of kittens out on the town.
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Let's say interesting choice of a dress for going out to dinner.
1that dress is giving her the "one boob" effect.
2She looks like a doll here ... and that's not a compliment - i.e she looks too fake.
eeek...the dress
3her mom is tiny! i was wondering what the mom looked like, a little sally field like.
4Nice "glad bag", Jessica!!!
5The hemline on that dress DOES NOT work on her!..maybe if it was shorter..maybe if the top portion was not assymetrical..ok..maybe if it was another dress..
6
@ tia... "glad bag"
7Not more Jessica!
8i have to agree that the dress is not the best look for her - but oh well. she also always has the same type of smile on her face - and it's kind of creepy right?
i hope that she's having a good time here while she's in town shooting the next commercial for Macy's
9wow she looks gorgeous, lmfao tia glad bag, the shoe are right on
10Seriously that dress does not look good on her. She's so pretty when she doesn't try hard.
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12yeah. extremely unflattering bust area... and the dress is way too long for her...
13She always looks tacky to me
14HOT shoes. FUG dress.
15I'm not liking this dress on her at all - eek!
16She is seriously sticking that stomach in. What an unflattering dress.
17Rosa I just saw que tu eres dominicana! Yo tambien chica..naci en Bani
18Marni my dad is from Bani... Boca Canasta but then raised en la Capital.
19Hideous dress.
20Both my parents are from there and me and my sister were born in Peravia..my parents just bought an apartment there..such a small world!
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tia! I was thinking hefty, hefty cinch sac! I'll have that commercial going through my head
all day 
22She needs a stylist. She needs to get away from the shiny, flashy, tacky, Barbie-doll, bubble gum, outrageous, over the top crap that she surrounds her body with.
She is just accentuating the fact that everyone hates her and thinks she's an idiot. Sorry to say this because I dont dislike the girl but sometimes when you look like a big boobed Blondie haired airhead, you need to offset it with a different kind of style. If she had a breezy, bohemian, hippie style with relaxed hair and make up, I think people would warm up to her more. At this rate, she is just going to be another Pamela Anderson in 10 years.
23im with you shopaholic... CUTE shoes. FUGGGGGGGGGG dress
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Tia, now I can't the Hefty jingle out of my head.
25that piece of fabric, coming off her boobage area looks so strange, and her boob is all bent out of shape.
26Poser
27i always get tina simpson and lynn spears confused
28Not a good look for her at all. She looks best when she isn't really trying to look good. Too much on her looks tranny. Doesn't matter what she is wearing though, I never like her.
29that dress gives her a bubble gut and one boob...I have similar shoes in brown
30agreed pinkprincess...they share a mom lol
31What a scary ensemble.
32She has a stylist and this is what they came up with??? I totally agree, it looks like a trash bag..but considering what it inside...I would say appropriate!!!
33Wow. After seeing htis I regret my comment about her looking good in her blue dress. It must've been a figment of my imagination because its impossible to go from looking so good to this...this....heinous mess.
gross.
34That dress is awful. I'm sure it's to camouflage her stomach. Three days in a row. She's back to her old tricks. Pretty tacky.
35As I recall Jessica has worn another weird, asymmetrical, boob-distorting dress before. Guess she likes making her chest look deformed.
36WTF LMFAO gigger, still think the girl is gorgeous but that was some funny sh*t
37Hi tits- wheres Jessica?
38Does she get her styling inspiration from her barbie dolls? Seriously - that dress is hideous.
39Maybe that is one of her dresses in the new line. Does nothing
40for her.
There are times when she can look soft and natural. This is not one of these times.
41Alright Jess, quit wearing crap like this or I am going to lose the ability to defend you! LMAO
42lmao! wow... is all i can say about the dress.. it does nothing for her. Her boob looks defected.
43Uni-Boob, Uni-Boob, Jess loves you! Those poor girls, gettin' all smooshed like that...just plain mean!
44The dress looks like it was made from the material of a trash bag
45That dress has waaaaay too much going on AND it's competing with her big personality, big hair, and curvy body...who let her out in that?
Ah, a girl can dream can't she??
46celebs need to have 1 honest friend. That should be me. I'd be funny AND honest.
maybe someone from project runway made the dress (a glam out of trash challenge) and she wanted to wear it?
47There's a million things wrong with the picture. First of all let this be an example that if the dress is too tight don't squeeze your way into it. It's totally creating the double row thing in her belly which will then run rumors of a possible pregnancy and lastly the whole saggy boob thing well it just looks like the Cyclops boob.
48wtf - terrible dress
49Oh, dear. Oh, my. Oh, awful. What was she (or her stylist) thinking?
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