Oh yay, just what we need...Parasite as a host. Blech!

lol FB1977!!! Shes has no expression when she speaks... its gonna be a boring show!

Why why why??????????

If she host the MTV awards it will be the first one since I had Sky TV (cable) that I will NOT watch the awards.

PS..it better be Chris Rock...my favourite diss was the Justin Timberlake diss where he takes the piss out of his punk'd appearance

she looks like a barbie in that 1st picture with the book

she looks like a barbie in that 1st picture with the book

i really will pray to god tonight that paris and her testicle ass will not be hosting this. i will be so mad and would consider cancelling my vma party

ohhhh shoots! I thought she was going to be sent to the moon... damn!
hahaha

aww look at her pretneding to know how to read!

LOL @ blonde sugar

And bc her picture came on my screen the baby stopped kicking. Gawd paris why why why!

i'm out everyone! it's 6:00 and my work whistle is ringing! very productive today, sitting on popsugar alll day long! see ya girls!

ugh ... that is such a bad move for mtv. lots of people will avoid the VMAs if she hosts.

At least the moonman is wearing a full body condom. He ain't no fool!

Have a great one blonde! An hr an half left here and Ive done the same. Ive popped all day long

i think she just wants for people to recognized her work as an "artist" and of course this is a big step in her promoting her album, but i dont think she'll host the music awards

It's be fun to watch her make an ass out of herself. She'll think everyone is laughing with her...all the while she's too stupid to realize they're laughing AT her.

Paris Hilton is so annoying.

she might be let down because she's not getting recogized as an artist and has been ridicled, she probably made a deal w/mtv , her fan base is mainly little kids, and mtv has a lot of young viwers, who knows.........

Everything about her is fake.
Fake hair, fake eye color, fake nose/other plastic surgery.

Hahaha Paris Hilton reading.. now thats some funny sh*t. It appears she actually knows where the words are.. maybe she's a better actress than we're giving her credit for!

LOL @ full body comdom!! HAHA!

omg, she's attempting the smart look...too funny....then the moondude brings it on home*

LOL @ paradigm!

& JK, I am so with you. I refuse to watch if she's hosting....what the viewers so desperately need now is Chris Rock!!! Where is he??? Bring him back!!! Sooo many people to joke about...

p.s. It's 2006. You'd think that people would be over the "glasses make you look smarter" bit. I mean, all glasses make you look like is you have bad eyesight. Take it from me, glasses for years and then contacts for years.

merryunbirthday...no one does it like Chris...fact.

so true JK, so true...

OH, PLEASE NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She will totally ruin the show!

I really hope she does not host the show, it will suck and be more boring than it already is

LOL Pad! Yes, *he's* protected but what about the rest of us!? I don't have cable, I never watch this, but I feel for y'all. I can't imagine ANYONE more boring or annoying to host this show.

I am still going to watch it

Smart moonman. With that suit, he's protected from the herpes virus.

teehee Fab-girl*

Is there an award for 'worst performance by a female idiot?'

He's also well-protected from the stink smoke that wafts from her bumpy green beaver.

PARIS as host....Say it ain't so!!

ewwwwwwww!!! I will never see muchmusic .. canadian mtv ... the same way again ... Paris * barf *

Man I hope she's not the host.. if she is, it's going to be a very boring show.

I bet she paid MTV to let her take those pics and if she is going to be the host, I bet she paid them for that too! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU PARASITE!

She would be up there announcing who is going to perform and she would just stand there and smile and pose and people would have to remove her from the stage for the performers! lol.
Sad thing is I can really see that happening.

Paris reading "The Art of War" is like Britney Spears giving up Cheetos and learning to buckle a car seat correctly...It just isn't going to happen...

Of course MTV would let her host...MTV sucks and has been for quite some time now

If Paris is hosting the MTV VMAs it´s gonna be like:

"Ewwwww....so much people in here. Are you sweating? Ewwww...but....I love you, hihihih. I love you *hand-kissing* *hand-kissing*. I love the VMA´s...*hand-kissing*. And the next act I don´t love so much but I love you *hand-kissing*. Here is Lindsay Hohan *hand-kissing*."

But if I´m honest I must confess that I never thougt that Christina Aguilera could make a good host, and she wasn´t that bad!

Sugacube where have you been doll? I feel like I don't even know you anymore (wipes tear)

Well it's official. I'll be skipping it this year. MTV doesn't even try anymore.

They should put Paris in the space suit w/the helmet

I do really like her top. FabSugar??

NO ways man! She must have something that we all can't see!! She's getting 'jobs' everywhere! Im dizzy

Caligirl, baby, honey....I´m here with you! Can´t you see the bright light shining into you window....that´s me watching for ya!!! *lol*

Thanks sugacube. I was afraid you forgot me.

Never ever!!!!!

Why Paris! geeeezee oh well