Jessica Simpson landed herself a gig as the newest spokeswoman for Stampede Light Plus, and here's her first ad for the beer. She's still going for the sexy cowgirl look, so check it out (just click on the photo to make the ad bigger) and tell us — sexy or not?
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melissa
That stupid open mouth pose she always does looks stupid and totally unattractive.
1Her face looks kinda paralyzed.
2she may not be the type of girl that girls like, but she is very attractive
3zzzzzz
4She looks dazed!
5oh she looks like a tranny...too much makeup. She is SUCH a gorgeouos girl if only she would lay off all that makeup!
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This ad is f*cking ridiculous. Jessica is beautiful, but this ad makes her look like a total
redneck.
7Cheap wh*re is what I was thinking...
8Not. She needs to disappear.
9
She looks like she is trying not to sneeze!
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She looks like she is trying not to sneeze!
11Ok, I should clarify because I know someone will jump all over my statement. Lets just say it's not exactly the clothes that make her look like a redneck...
12May it's all that hay behind her...she might have hay fever!
13it looks alike she had just woke up drunk form a party like "where is am i?"
14This is just sad. IMO she's just in pathetic territory.
15I don't think she looks good here! and what's with the unbuttoned shirt to show her boobage??? It looks like she promoting sex and drinking!
(I though it was fergie at first when i looked at her eyes)
16hot or not???????
17NOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Definitely not. She looks like has either a cold or allergies.
18I think she is beautiful...but I don't like this ad.
19I think it's so not classy....beer!?!!!?
Smart and the look on her face do NOT go together! Poor mouth-breather. She tries too hard.
20She looks like a tranny.
21Cheap, plastic, tranny wh*re. She's well into Tara Reid territory and sinking fast.
22you're catching flys darlin'!
23The face really bothers me. It's just..not right looking. Look strange.
24OMG! The way her mouth is open and she's got so much make-up, this sh*t is just desperate
25Beautiful women don't need oversized plastic hair and boobs and hooker clothes to get attention. Nor do smart women. This is an ugly, desperate, plastic ho.
26Yay Tibo!! I totally agree with you. This bimbo is plastic and fake and just desperate. Go Away Jessica Simpson!! I wish she would sail away to a deserted island Lost-style.
27Looks like she believed she'd 'be smart' with this beer and is trying to calculate 10 + 10 in her head. Don't strain yourself dear!
28Smart. Yep, Jessica the first person that would come to mind for me for a product spokesdingbat.
29she looks like shes about to foam or drool at the mouth. not a good look
30Not attractive at all.
31whoa someone took too much valium, honey. plus her hair looks ratty...wonder if someone tried to curl her plastic hair extensions and didnt know they would burn!
32yeah, although I think she really is pretty, this is a bad advertisement. she needs to drop her father as manager and figure out how to redeem herself as a singer, because this is not cutting it.
33awful. if the beer wasnt there i would have no clue what she was trying to sell me. the hair...the lips...the hat...everything is just awful.
34This girl just needs to go away. She tries too hard with everything and blabs non-stop about her relationships. She doesn't seem to get a clue. Tramp!
35Vitamin infused beer? Yea, she's really moving up the promotional ladder. It looks like her career is circling the drain.
36I think she is so pretty...but she always has that stupid look on her face!!
37I like Jess a lot, but this isn't her best look. I'm sure it's what the beer folks wanted, but when I think vitamin-infused beer I do not think cowgirl and hay.
38Wow I am speechless and not in a good way because I am generally pro jess wow
39Jess did the whole open shirt thing in the lastest Elle Mag. It looked trashy then and it still looks trashy now. And her facial expression is just terrible.
40She is totally trying too hard, as always.
jessica is really trying way too hard to get this country thing going for her - and although the music might work - the ad does not. i don't know why she's doing this stuff - unless she's really hard up for cash.
41hardly recognizable....
42too much makeup and her expression is just ridiculous - it's so blank and vapid! I mean, I know that's what she is, but she could try to not look vaguely comatose!!!
43ok one, she does not look cute
two i wouldnt believe she drinks beer. at all. complete waste of the promoters time
44HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Please tell me this add is a joke!! This beer ad lost me at saying Be SMART over a picture of Jessica Simpson.
This plastic bimbo is still playing up the country crap. How many pictures can she take in the back of a truck, with her shirt undone sitting in hay with the EXACT same expression she's has in every picture she takes?? Lame!!
45This looks beyond cheap! For the love of god, SHUT your mouth!
46Sigh. It doesn't surprise me that Jessica Simpson could be talked into promoting "vitamin-infused beer." Let's see...Jennifer Aniston has Smart Water, Carrie Underwood has Vitamin Water, and now Jessica Simpson has "vitamin beer." Real classy, Jess. What, were Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton not available for the promo?
I can just imagine all the poor children that are going to be conceived after people get wasted on this "healthy" beer.
47god no!
48No thank you.
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Only Jessica could be the face of a "healthy" beer! 
The pink hat is ridiculous! The whole add is so cliche!
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