Tom has extended another exclusive invitation to meet baby Suri, this time to the Beckhams. However in true Cruise control form, a list of rules came with the invitation. Posh and David were honored to be asked, but shocked by the list. Here's more:

"Apparently they can't take any photographic equipment, they're banned from touching Suri and they're not allowed to do any baby-talk around her.
"It will be very difficult for Victoria, because she just loves babies and is trying for a daughter with David at the moment."
The 'Top Gun' star is a devout follower of Scientology which does not allow cooing over babies as they believe it may effect their development.
Tom and Katie befriended the Beckhams at a football match last year. Former Spice Girl Victoria - who has three sons with soccer star David - reportedly gave Katie advice while she was pregnant.
We're still waiting to see if VF will really publish pictures of baby Suri. Like Posh's bag? Check out FabSugar to see who made it. In the meantime, lots more pictures of Posh still without her famous extensions which shows off her latest tattoo. She sure is loving the one shoulder shirt look. Just read more
















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Tom Cruise is the biggest nut-job EVER!!! No baby talk?! He must keep Katie in a box far away from Suri. What mommy doesn't balk talk to her baby?! And does that mean that Katie can't touch the baby either?
1I'm not sure if I like that tattoo, or if it scares me!! I think I vote for scary.
2they must also avert their eyes from Suri and back slowing and reverantly out of the room while bowing.
3LOL Ima!!
4Nice hooker tattoo ... TOTALLY destroys all I thought of her after seeing that ... YIK !
5Banned from touching her!? Weird. I don't think the baby talk thing is that weird. I've never once baby talked to my kids. I don't ban other people, though. So i guess that is weird. God he's weird.
6Baby talk encourages children's speaking abilities and lets them know that talking is a social activity. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard!
7blah on this all! i am off to lunch, be back shortly me ladies
8Bye atox!
9too ridiculous. Since everyone joked that Shiloh was the second coming, Tom has decided that Suri is the reincarnation of LRon
10I don't know what to say because I am too busy rolling my eyes.
11Bye Atox honey. I still like Posh and her tats. I hope she sneaks a digital camera in and coos the baby for hours. I'm tired of the homodwarf and his antics.
12I hope they gave it a pass.
13a list? wow they do think highly of their child. i can't wait to hear about the couple who turns down their "invitation". "Thanks, but no thanks TomKat, there's a Project Runway marathon on tonight"!
14omg calligirl i can picture that happening they should steal the abby while their at it hehe i want to see this baby !!
15Twinkle - I'm torn. I kind of hope they give it a pass, too.
16What a slap in the face that would be Jenn.
17maybe the kid isn;t human j/k but not touching her omg what's next wear surgical masks and be brainwashed after seeing her so no memory occurs i know completely stupid sounding but the releigion is called scientoligy so we can expect anything :S
18Totally! Someone please tell me that the Beckhams aren't Scientologists. I'm seriously concerned now.
They worship themselves, right? I was happy with that.
19I meant, totally to Twinkle.
20JK's girl!
21i hope there not jennifer cause i picture they have a life live statue of themselves in their hallway that's more normal than scientoligy IMO
22Do you think they'll keep sending out these invites until they get to regular people like us? That's a way of proving that she is real, in a couple of years time we'll of seen her.
23I don't really see the point in going to see a baby if you can't hold it or talk baby-talk.
i love her new hair..very edgy..as for TOm he's a weirdo like no one else has babies and his SUri is so precious no one can touch it..poor kid i hope they wont have any more children to put through misery like this one..
24Ha ha, I agree soccer_obsessed!
25I hope this is a lie!
26What a F**king weirdo. This is soo strange. I think I am going to read up on all this bizarre Scientology stuff and get a good laugh.
27Swwonder i agree, what is the point of even going to see a baby you can't talkt o or hold??!?!
28We never used baby talk , but our tone changed. Still does. AS for touching I hope she stabs tom with her nails and picks up that baby and gives it the love it needs heads for the door Katie by wrist.
29I love her shirt!! So pretty!!! Anybody know what brand it is????
30this kid better get some serious counseling in the future in high school do you want to dance no i'm sry people aren't aloud to touch me like wtf???
31Had to put my suri face back on.
32Yes, t0xxic, baby talk is not for us. But, we talk to them all the time, of course!
And I hope she cuddles that baby when no one is looking. You know Posh would.
33What?? No baby talk because it may effect her development??? but they'll probably let media constantly taking pictures of her and put it in a magazine cover, ooh bite me!
34I want to know who holds her when Tom and Katie are out together in public without her?? Do the nannies have the privilege to hold her or mover her whilst taking care of her???
35No, abomb, that poor baby probably has to lie in her crib and scream. So sad.
36god tom is so weird, I cant believe Katie doesn't have the balls to realize that! I have lost all respect towards that couple! I am so over Suri ...wheres the new pics of Shiloh
37How can you let hired help touch her but not your close friends??
38no abomb she is put in a sensory deprivation cha,mber so that her brainwaves will have a better connection to the mothership
39I love how the article describes Tiny Tom as the star of "Top Gun." I love TG, but seriously, how long ago was that??!
40oooo i love suri ooo she's so cute if tom and katie read this will i be shot??
41LOL peepshow. Maybe he nixed Cruiseazy Homodwarf as a reference.
42LOL Imabeliever!! You may be right!
43LMAO Peepshow, if you can't say anything good mention "top gun"
44Wasn't that like, 13 years ago? Katie was a child then.
45i don't think i believe this. it's just too weird. maybe i don't want to believe it because i still like the guy. who would go somewhere knowing their every move was going to be evaluated? seems not possible.
46Maybe hinting at Homodwarf's volleyball scene?
47homodawrf is a psycho.
48really you guys dont baby talk??
49Aw, Twinkle, now that she's around we've gotta stop with the baby talk.
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