Jessica Simpson traded in her jeans but kept the plaid with a tablecloth-esque dress performing at Niagara Falls Fallsview Casino last night. She strutted her stuff with her usual range of emotions, but I'm more worried about her outpouring of heart in this week's People. Jess graces the cover and inside proves she hasn't really figured it out that less is more when talking about her relationship. I love me some Jess, but this never seems to turn out well for her. Here are some (ugh) highlights:
- On Tony being the "perfect guy": "I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' . . . I don't really ever say that to anybody."
- On changing her phone number and email address so exes can't contact her: "I don't want anybody that's been in my life [before] in my life anymore," she says. "I don't even want them to have any way of contacting me."
- On Tony not doing the same: "I'm not a jealous girlfriend."
- On relationships: "I just love, so I don't understand when people can't do exactly what I do."
I understand she's doing her rounds to promote her album and everyone wants to hear about Tony, but she should know to keep it more private especially after the brief split this past Spring. I'm hoping that it all comes out better when I read the whole interview in the issue and that Jessica's right about Tony being a good enough guy not to let all the talk get in the way.
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hate the tablecloth shes wearing!
1I have no words for what this girl is wearing.
2Holy cow, way to pick out the worst possible pictures of her. Granted the outfit is hideous, but I've seen these pictures on other sites and there are some MUCH more flattering pictures.
I love how obvious it is that pop doesn't like this girl.
3"so I don't understand when people can't do exactly what I do"
4is she god?
She looks very bloated and heavy lately. And her statements are sad and desperate.
5that dress is truly terrible.
6as for her people magazine interview, when will she learn to shut up???
oh god, that would be really embarrassing if her telling him that scared him and he broke up with her the next day... especially after this national interview came out
7the best part is that she said she told him "today" that he's the (latest) love of her life --- did she run straight over to the phone to call People?
8oh jess
9no sh*t mykie so i find it hilarious "i love me some jess" ^^^^^^^^^
10LOL@ ep24..this girl will never learn *sigh*
11"I don't really ever say that to anybody" - sure.
12"I don't even want them to have any way of contacting me." - puh-leeeeez, dont flatter urself.
Oh noes. What in the world is that...
And haha at the old Popsugar poll. Of course she won't
shut up about her personal life. So desperate to hang on to a man... will change everything for him...
13ep24, we are sharing a brain today!
14This woman need to start learning to keep her mouth shut. She always has to mention Nick, John and the current Tony, always.
15I am glad she is wearing a napkin so when i freaking throw up on her for spouting such airheaded nonsense she can clean it up.
16
caterpillar!!!
17Ok...I am laughing out loud!What is Jessica wearing?This is so funny!
18Isn't that usually the kiss of death on one of Jess's "relationships" spilling all the gory details, that no one cares about?
19so glad I stopped listening to country music.
20i thought the dress was as bad as it could get... but then i read her comments. what is WRONG with her???
21God this girl needs some girl friends who will tell her she is being an idiot. Stop whoring out your relationship for fame! You end up with neither!
22As something our president would say, 'uh, I uh, believe this is what I would uh call posercatin or poseriffic if ya like em boobs'
& 
at the horrible faces she is making!
23She looks about 6 months pregnant in that dress.
24oh boy, this poor, poor girl. she is so desperate and pathetic.
"I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' . . . I don't really ever say that to anybody.
did she really say that? someone explain what LOVE of MY LIFE means. please.
25go away jessica, you are the biggest waste of space ever.
ugh - she really isn't the smartest person out there is she? it's like tattooing someone's name on your body - you know that you're going to breakup as a result of that. so it's like when you're a celeb - you never say things like that - cause it means that a break up is impending. it's sad - but ok ....
as for that dress - really what is that?
26butt ugly outfit...even the shoes
27pathetic
28She really does look pregnant in these pics but Lord help us if she really is! We don't need anymore like her out there.... Perhaps she doesn't have a mirror??
29This girl never learns
and that table cloth dress is hideous.
30wasn't every guy she ever dated the love of her life?
31
christina
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I am good been super busy my husband and I are expecting our 3rd girl in Dec.
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this girl is killing me.. she's so... bleh
35have a good day girls
36WOW, Congrats! I never see on the IM anymore... I've missed you!
Hi both of ya!
37awww
congrats!! 
38in agreement with you all!
39what's up with her outfits lately
40Quit picking on her dress! It comes straight from the Minnie Pearl collection, Jess just decided to not wear the matching hat with price tag. (Heavy Sarcasm applied)
41Boy, she really doen't know when to shut her big mouth, but considering she is a mouth-breather it is hard!!!
I feel like every girl is taught you aren't too forward with your feelings about a significant other. Didn't she get the memo?
42I don't like anything about this talentless girl - her interviews don't help - and I want her to go away forever.
43She is so stupid for saying this...even if she told him, which is not the smartest move anyways, this stuff is too private
44She's playing some major venues lately, too. Casinos and county gairs.
45Or county fairs even.
46The dress, the devastating, breathy openness, she might as well put a "kick me" sign on her forehead. If I were the "love of her life," I'd run away screaming... Perhaps he already is...
47If the girl does ever learn how to shut her big gaping mouth when it comes to interviews, hopefully Tony will be scoring with a better chick who doesn't try to put him in the limelight all of the time! I really hope that he dumps her and gets ready for a great season. I am not a Cowboy fan but he is from my state. As for Jess, did anyone read the comment from People where she states that after her breakup with John Mayer she had to rebuild her self-esteem. Why she is dragging him into her love life mess?? He has moved on and still speaks kindly about her, even defending her when she is an idiot.She needs to keep those kind of comments to herself!
48This poor girl does not learn. I get that she's happy and in love and wants to share it and all.... but have you not learned? That dress is horrible. Someone said there are other pics that don't look as bad. God i hope so.
49where to begin - she is pathetic and desperate with her "style" (using that term very loosely) and the nonsense coming out of her mouth
50"i am not a jealous girlfriend" - hahahahah - didn't she check Tony's call log to see if he called Carrie?
"I don't even want them to have any way of contacting me." - Sweetheart stop flattering yourself. They are thanking their lucky stars every single day since they dumped you.
"I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' . . . I don't really ever say that to anybody." - She doesn't say that anybody? Riiiiiigggggghhhht. I so hope he dumbs that tablecloth-wearing idiot any day now.
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