Jessica Simpson traded in her jeans but kept the plaid with a tablecloth-esque dress performing at Niagara Falls Fallsview Casino last night. She strutted her stuff with her usual range of emotions, but I'm more worried about her outpouring of heart in this week's People. Jess graces the cover and inside proves she hasn't really figured it out that less is more when talking about her relationship [1]. I love me some Jess, but this never seems to turn out well for her. Here are some (ugh) highlights: [2]

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• On Tony being the "perfect guy": "I just told him today, 'You're the love of my life,' . . . I don't really ever say that to anybody."
• On changing her phone number and email address so exes can't contact her: "I don't want anybody that's been in my life [before] in my life anymore," she says. "I don't even want them to have any way of contacting me."
• On Tony not doing the same: "I'm not a jealous girlfriend."
• On relationships: "I just love, so I don't understand when people can't do exactly what I do."

I understand she's doing her rounds to promote her album and everyone wants to hear about Tony, but she should know to keep it more private especially after the brief split this past Spring [3]. I'm hoping that it all comes out better when I read the whole interview in the issue and that Jessica's right about Tony being a good enough guy not to let all the talk get in the way.

Splash News Online [4]