Poor Val Kilmer. Gone are the days of when this Iceman made girls swoon. His people say the baby bump he is sporting was just a bad angle. According to his rep he has a hot photo shoot coming out in Nylon soon... thanks to photoshop. Page Six reports:
CALL him "Fatman." Val Kilmer, the once-muscular star of "Batman Forever," was recently photographed shirtless on a California beach with a beer belly hanging over his swimsuit. "Anybody can take an unflattering photo of a human being. It's a mean-spirited thing to do," Kilmer's rep fumed, adding that the actor did a layout for Nylon magazine last week and "he was in great shape."
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Thank God I just finished dinner...how gross!!
1OMG Felice, I am still eating! At least I was. Ewww, I feel really sick now.
2tragic
3I think he would make a better JR Ewing than John Travolta.
4EEEE GAD! What the hell happened to Vladimir??? He was so toasty before now...good gawd! (looking for the needles)
5GROSS!
6Awww..I miss the Iceman days. He use to be sooo f'ing hot!!!
7Grosss.....remember how HOT he was as Jim Morrison?
8Val..please put a shirt on, for the love of all that is holy.
Hey Ky...what do you know about the Dallas movie??? I want the 411, I thought my hubby (M&M) was up for Bobby, but he is being so secretive these many a moons...share please??
9LMAO Val...that is all but Holy! EAKYWEEKY!!! I want my VAL back! What a durn shamacalamaty!!!
10Good Gawd, can you tell I have been spanking my neurons all night...I have no idea what that last post even meant...sorry Sug's!
11yeehaw Val!!! get those lil' doggies along....
uhh....I don't know if I can swoon over Doc Holiday ever again. :-/ sad.
12On the Val Kilmer tip....gotta be one of the top 10 weirdest celebrity couples ever conjured: Val Kilmer & Cher. If you haven't thrown up already, you can now. (it was years ago, but still strange)
P-Cubed, as far as I know John Travolta's been eating tons of food to fatten up for the role of JR. Jennifer Lopez dropped out as Sue Ellen because she didn't think it was the right project for her and she also didn't want to work with a nutty Scientologist who might corrupt her brain. Jennifer Garner also auditioned but backed out as soon as she heard JLo had a role in it (which she no longer does.) They've also hired some unknown hot girl to play whoever the hot girl in the show was, but most people don't think the actress is that hot in real life. That's all I know. Bobby Ewing was a treat, wasn't he? Does your husband share the same dashing qualities?
13OMGG!! KY! I am hysterical here! P-Cubed...I love it!! As for my hubby...I am not yet married to the man, Matthew McConaughey is my "hubby", funny huh, you thought I was really married...God I am choking here! HAAA! It was a joke, some other Sugars know of my lust for M&M.
14I do thank you for the info, after reading what you have stated I have to wonder if this movie is not doomed for failure...Travolta as JR, ohhh boy, I just don't see it~ Call me a kook, I can take it!
Wait, why is Travolta gaining weight to play JR? Larry Hagman wasn't fat, at least not in the early years (and I should know - just watched Dallas on Netflix. Total guilty pleasure). And Luke Wilson is a poor choice for Bobby - I like him, but he has a wimpy quality that will be wrong for Bobby. Matthew McCaughnahey would be a better Bobby -- or Ray! And is Marcia Cross still playing Pam? She's too old.
Oh, I guess this thread is supposed to be about Val Kilmer. Oh well.
15LOL OC, hope you were able to finish your dinner!
16OMGGGG!!! Petunia...my husband would have been the BOMB to play Ray!!! Damn, I need to call his agent!!! Hee Hee!
17Seriously...Matthew would have been a great Ray, could have been his calling, who knows for sure! What a splendid idea Pet!!!
hahaha...HOLY COW...hahahaha
18I still always think of Jim Morrison.
Kilmer acted JUST like Jim.
I don't think Travolta actually needs to fatten up to play JR, he's just using the film as an excuse to pork out on cream sausages.
19*cream-filled sausages* How gross would those be?
20Ewwwww kylake....that does sound gross. And wtf does that mean? Cream-filled sausages....LOL!
21I just made that up. Pork sausages filled with delicious whipped cream. Sort of like a Boston cream donut, only wrapped in pig.
22ewww... how come his nipples look weird!!
23LOL DC! His nurples do look odd. I love the title Batman turned Fatman! I think it looks worse bc he's all pale and flaccid looking...
24wtf?
25You all are mean, at least his nips are nice and perky ala Jennifer Anniston
26Okay kylake. Get your mind out of the gutter, jenna.
27caligirl, if you're in a hearts and flowers mood just go back to your boyfirend. all that happy talk crap makes me sick! (joking)
28Val, I was being sarcastic. I'm naturally snarky why fight it. I will keep the happy faces for my man and give you guys the snark.
29phew!
30ewwww.. really i just barfed a bit in my mouth ky!! eww...
31night sugar's! I am out, i have to go get some sleep its 1:20 here!
32Fug is a serious disease affecting males in Hollywood. Where is Sally Struthers when you need her. I would give to a fund if it meant no more of these pics. First Tobey and Heath and now Val Kilmer. I guess the male actors are putting on all the fat that the females are insisting on losing
33Team Diet Coke you tease, see you later babe
34lmao at Fatman!! damn we're viscious creatures
35wow. his rep sure is in denial.
36Night team...I am out after I watch this eppy of Degrassi in 8 mins.
37cali....it is an epidemic. However, tobey has always been fug except for having a hot bod every once in awhile.
I wonder how heavy Val would be on top of me.
38Yeah but I had hope for Tobey being semi lookable for some short chick. I see you are still lusting after those youngins
39Kylake honey his boobs would crush you. Seriously if this isn't a nude beach someone should have given him a ticket for public indecensy or gave him a bikini top.
40Yup....Jay and Spinner.....damn, i want to hit that...LOL!
41He'd squish me!
42He could model for Orla Kiely swimwear. Cute bikinis in your choice of girths!
43He'd have to use tit tape to get those puppies under control.
44LMAO Kylake!
45Aww I kind of feel bad for him. People get fat. But he defiantly was a looker back then
46He looks just as bad as Jack Nicholson shirtless.
47Part 2 of Degrassi is on after this so I have 32 minutes.
Eyecandy we can only go by today. If I let myself go like this I would hope people would be honest with me so I would start exercising.
48Perhaps Val should check out Dear Sugar's advice and my august workout playlist to get motivated?
49First he should check out Toxxic's bra blog. Seriously he could give her a run for her money with those puppies. Once he is secured then we can direct him to your blog Jenna
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