Never one to dilly dally in the ways of love, Jessica Simpson and John Mayer secretly married in Hawaii this weekend. There were not, as far as I know, reality TV crews around, but I could very well be wrong. The couple stopped off to get Maui'ed on their way to Australia for the last leg of John's tour.
Rumor has it that he serenaded his new wife at the reception with Your Body is a Wonderland as well as a new tune written just for her. To hear more about the ceremony, and see a preview of the pics just read more
APRIL FOOLS!!!!! But would you really put it past her??
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WHAT??!!??? This is insane.
1Haha, way to start rumors...
2darn it! I was falling for that one! good one pop
3OMG! Are you serious?
4oh my lord, you got me, that's for sure!
5You got me
6Hee hee. I realized what day it was after I started reading this. Good one!
7you had me! and i was excited about it too...not sure what that means? Happy April Fools Day everybody!
8Ha! I was like "no way!" Good one! You def. got me!
9You got me all excited and then I realized what day it was. Got me. I wish it were true though.
10I hope it's an April joke!!!
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12good one!
Oh my gosh I was so happy for those 4 seconds it took to read that. I even knew it was April Fools day and didn't catch on. GAH!
13what??? grrr i really believed that!!!!!!!!!!!
14Ha I believed it for a fraction of a sec but then I remembered the day......
15ahh - don't do me like that - I really believed it!!
16I believed it, and I was so happy
17No way. Her dad would freak..Nice try pop
18ha,i read the paris one first,so i was ready for this one
19I am so glad that Pop does not take this stuff too seriously,
20and this is so perfect for April Fools day!! Love the sense of humor-so funny Pop!!
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21And don't you forget it!!
yea yea yea yea
22i was wondering why there was no picture or statements from their reps. you got me!
23ug...more Pics by Papa.
24Maybe they will get married and ruin two lives instead of four.
I knew this wasn't real after I read the Kevin posting.
25ahhhhhhh! I totally believed it! Good one, Molly!
26lol yeah right john m is dumb but not that dumb or is he???
27My heart skipped a beat- Jessica Simpson doing something secretly?! I thought she was growing up, I was almost proud. Oh well, I persist on hoping it'll happen some day...
28I totally believed this too.
29God, that was so mean! I mean, they're cute together and everything...but I used (okay, have) the biggest crush on John...I couldn't believe it when he actually started dating that stupid little girl I knew from Newlyweds...Thank goodness they didn't ma marry! I'd be heartbroken...
30Dangit. I even googled the news for this! Good one!
31Sheesh! Nice one!
32oh man- I bought it, hook line and sinker...
33THAT HURTS! lol, i totally forgot.
34haah i was about to search cnn for this. i read someone's comment saying they didn't believe this after reading kevin... i realized this one but i believed the k-fed story up until i read their comment!
35also my first thought about this story was (as is about most celeb weddings): i hope they don't get divorced!
Trust me the pics would have been out already by her dad had this have happened. Nice try, they're still a boring, overhyped couple though.
36I actually fell for the Kevin one (because he might just be pathetic enough to do it), but this one would have been too much. April Fools Girls!
37i was half convinced. LOL. i was skeptical though!!!
38Although this is a joke, I find myself thinking that I wouldn't be too against the idea of them getting hitced. Why? I have no idea. I find myself liking Jess and John :]
39I wouldn't put this past her. Skank. Then she'll leave John because their relationship isn't like "The Notebook."
40haha i totaly fell for it
41haha buttercup. On an unrelated note, I am so glad she stuck with dark hair. It makes her look pretty. Real-pretty, not Barbie-pretty.
42Ok I'm GLAD this one was an april fool's!! I was gonna say...they've only been dating for a short while!!! Jeez! lol
43TISK TISK TISK MOLLY!
44I totally didn't realize that today was April 1st, until this "story". It's a good thing that it's not true, because it's WAY too soon for them to be getting married. And, I realize that I am unduly influenced and "informed" by the media, but I still choose to think that he is way out of her league and that he will come to his senses and move on to a "worthy" lady.
45It hurt my feelings!! hahahaha
46Not to be rude or anything....
i saw this and almost fell outta my chair. your terrible molly!
47ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm okkk
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
48I was like Crap - now way!!!! And I was right! LOL
49Not for one second I believed this. No offense, but that wasn't a good prank. Fugs and Jugs are just so odd together!
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