Jess and John stopped off in Adelaide on their airport tour of Australia. While I (clearly) love this couple, it's sometimes hard to find pictures of the two of them where he doesn't look kinda annoyed.* This time, though, he seems to just be slightly concerned that she is wandering away by mistake. I can only imagine how much of a lost puppy she can be at times, so it's probably best to keep an eye on her in public. See, he's just being sweet.
* I do contend, though, that he's fed up at the photographers in his face not Jessica herself (mustkeepbelievingthis).

















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I agree...I think he's sick of the press and being stalked! I would find it difficult to not pop one of the photogs in the face. Very. **reaches for brass knuckes**
1I agree...I think he's sick of the press and being stalked! I would find it difficult to not pop one of the photogs in the face. Very. **reaches for brass knuckes**
2Enough of them already. Are they paying the paps to follow them every freaking where?
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3I will be your Dixie Chicken if you'll be my Tennessee Lamb and we can walk together down in Dixie Land...
he may be sick of the press but jessica thrives on the attention.
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4I will be your Dixie Chicken if you'll be my Tennessee Lamb and we can walk together down in Dixie Land...
She looks so freaking dumb! When will he finally realize I'm the one for him? Jk, have I mentioned I love her purse...
5She looks cute here - I love her shoes!
6Messica is like a moth, drawn to the lights.
7LOL that's too funny... it DOES look like she's wandering away and he's trying to help her out. LOL But I still think they're cute
8I love them! But would imagine she'd require some steering from time to time!
9Over it.
"V.I.P 'cause you know I gotta shine..."
10I like her dress, and the fact that she's starting to look like her old voluptuous self.
11What's up with that outfit for real???
12She looks super cute here! I love that color on her. Its hard for me to see her with out nick.
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
13She's totally loving the press. Though I wonder how long they'll last. I really thought he was too smart for her. What could they possibly talk about? I guess they might not talk much.....
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14I would really like to know where can I buy that dress. Is very preatty.
15She's just dying to be back on the covers with this relationship. There's no mystery about them, it's pretty predictable now. Every move they make is for show. She just can't travel with the man, it's always some big production and she's the one making it that way. SICK OF THEM!!
16Actually, looking at the pictures I think he might be a little annoyed that those young men are soliciting pictures with Jess and touching her - hee hee... those are Jess fans and they are male...
17Okay I am not a super fan of John Mayer but what the hell is he doing w/ this air head?
18I like the dress in the first picture , but not in the others. I think its the color thats drawing me in , and -even though Im SO over JS- she looks much better then she has in a while. Im not really sure why they are still getting followed around either .....
19I don't know if it's the dress, but Jess is looking a little big in these pics. She really let herself go since Dukes! She better watch out, the pregnancy rumors will start flying!!
20i think she looks really cute..there is a picture on people.com of them by the water playing around and they look really happy!
21Jessica Simpson looks BIG!?!??!?!!??! WHAT!
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
22her outfit is as ridiculous as she is...and usually darker hair makes you look smarter but it fails to do its magic on Jessica..I don't think there's anything that can make her look smart since she's at the bottom of the dumb barrel.
23Wow, 3 post of guys with their puppies in one morning, must be a record.
24thats reali quite sweet, lost puppy aww
25his problem is not Jessica, his problem is the media tension and the damn paparazzo.. he's never liked the attention....
26they look great together. i wish them the best.
perezhilton.com (LOL) has a nice pic of him after a dip on a beach in AUSTRALIA..
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"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
27She is loving every minute of the attention...
28so cute!
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29She looks like she's seen something shiny...like a camera.
30Is that really the best outfit to be traveling in? I'd much rather see celebs in their sweats and tennis shoes than wearing heels off a plane!! Comfort, people!
31It must really suck to have people constantly following you around....I don't think Mayer is use to this attention and probably isn't a fan....he probably just wants to be left alone with his girlfriend...I am sick of people calling her dumb, while she might act like a ditzy "blonde" at times, shes obviously far from dumb.
32Shes also allowed to be in a relationship...why shouldn't she be allowed happy?
I mean, how does she have to have a special "look" to be taken as genuinely happy and in love?
Shes allowed to relax and enjoy life for a while, which is exactly what she is doing. While I am not always a fan of hers, people just like to go on tirades about her.
I hate this skank but she is not big at ALL and has an amazing figure. Beyonce being called fat yesterday and now this.
33I love her sunglasses! Her dress would be so cute if it were a top. The length is not flattering on her.
34Oh she's still wearing her curtains..
35hey andaman
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36I will be your Dixie Chicken if you'll be my Tennessee Lamb and we can walk together down in Dixie Land...
HA HA HA! I want to see what happens with these guys.
Ok I sound like i'm going sit down with a bucket of popcorn and watch the nonesense unfold.
I dont' think that she's bad. I like her still. Little light in the head... but eh... I would mind looking half as good as her.
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37Whoever said "It is better to have loved and lost than, to not have loved at all," NEEDS to be SHOT!
Look something shiny!
38I love how the pic on the right makes him look like scary MJ. I hate this couple!
39The radio reported here that he teases her about not being too bright, and he gave her a thesaurus, to which she wondered why he gave her a book about dinosaurs.
If he wasn't dating a freak, he wouldn't get his picture taken...
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40"What's got two thumbs and hates Todd Packer, This Guy! Jim Halpert
VOMITOCIOUS
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41I will be your Dixie Chicken if you'll be my Tennessee Lamb and we can walk together down in Dixie Land...
You sick or something skinnyfat?? You're throwing up left and right!
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42Whoever said "It is better to have loved and lost than, to not have loved at all," NEEDS to be SHOT!
i saw the word VOMITOCIOUS on dlisted and had to use it. but thanks for caring
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I will be your Dixie Chicken if you'll be my Tennessee Lamb and we can walk together down in Dixie Land...
I do like her glasses... But, what I really don't like about her is that when she 1st started out she was bragging to everyone about how she was a christian and would never show her body off or such... I don't dislike her cuz I think she is a skank I just think that so many christians now a days are such big hypocrites and I wish they would just shut up about their so called morals and the fact that they love Jesus...I mean her riches and all this will come and be gone...
44HAHAHAHAHA! That first pic is hilarious. She's so dumb. I love the look on her face and the angle as she's walking like she's walking along with John, everythings fine, then she sees something shiny and veers off and John's like "No honey..come on. It's ok." and she's all "Shhiiiinnnny!!!!" ..lol. Gah!..blech.
45LMAO dvdsky, I love your take.
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46"What's got two thumbs and hates Todd Packer, This Guy! Jim Halpert
I have a friend who works at Barneys and said when they came in earlier this year, John kept telling Jessica to stay no more than a few feet away from him. And he got cranky when she stopped to sign an autograph for a little girl.
47Jess is dumber than a box of rocks but she is NOT "big" - seriously she is what like a size 2 - quick somebody call Weight Watchers (or Nicole Richie)...
48I just meant big compared to how she looked for Dukes, she was almost too skinny then. She look healthy now, ok? And maybe that dress isn't the most figure flattering but we all have those clothes in our closet.
49WHAT IS SHE WEARING!?!?
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