Can you believe Nicole and Paris did an AP interview? We can't either but the BFF were promoting the 5th season of The Simple Life and some of the quotes were so funny we just had to share them. Here's more:

- On how they prepared for camp
Richie: We actually didn't prepare, which I guess was a problem because we were wearing heels and just not camp-appropriate things. But during the fitness camp we wore sweats a lot which was a nice break. - On the camping experience:
Hilton: I think just being the camp counselors is being a lot different from actually having to go to camp as a kid. But I don't know. I didn't really like the camp life either. I'd rather go to Europe for the summer. - On the success of The Simple Life:
Richie: I think that originally people thought "Oh, this is going to be about two spoiled blond girls that don't know how to do anything and make fun of people," and that's not what it's about. If anything, we're making fun of ourselves. We're very different. We're very opposite, so it's a good balance, you know, between the two... She has strengths where I have weaknesses and I have strengths where she has weaknesses and it really creates a good dynamic.
For some reason, we're not surprised that Paris and Nicole didn't take well to roughing it in the wilderness - if they showed up as our camp counselors, we'd probably be asking for our money back.
















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YES!! I'm alllll over this sh*t! Love P and N!!
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
1I might actually watch this one, Just to see what kind of garbage they spew.
2cant wait i luv them so glad they r friends again
3I really love Paris´s full and round bum!
4paris looks chubby next 2 nicole now lol which is the oppisite of how it used 2 be lol
5If these girls are considered role models by anyone..than it is a sign that it is the end of the world. One of them will surely give birth to the anti-christ!
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You missed your lease payment. Return the child or pay the consequences Earthlings!!
That's true cari! It's a little strange...
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
7Oh here we go again...more adventures from Parasite and Nicole. I actually like Paris's hairstyle in that pic...I think I may try it out:-).
8"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
9woohoo ! Paris looks so cute , i love her hairstyle ! i do that w my hair n it looks rlly cute .
10This is a happy post so far! The Paris and Nicole haters must still be
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
11hahahaha I was wondering why everyone was being nice. Im sure its only a matter of time for that to change.
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
12nicole actually sounds...smart.
13I agree with Ima. As I said in a previous post about Paris a few days ago, I weep for the future.
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Zing!!
Oh Ashley and Ima, I can't wait for the future! Paris will continue to dig her own hole. And I can't wait to watch!
15nicoles soo hott!
16paris looks really fake and airbrushed.
wheres her wonky eye???
Knew it... Didn't take that long for the change t-hive
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
17I'm trying to figure out if you guys are being serious or incredibly sarcastic?
18100% serious greysfang! Yeah, ilove2ski, I knew it too! It's alright though, I guess we all can't have the same opinions!
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
19Richie looks SO MUCH different from the girl in the season one!
20I'm shocked that anyone likes Parisite let alone watches this show. Nicole seems nice enough to be worth saving, but the other one?
21Yes very very true t-hive
22"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
I'm sorry, but Paris's comment makes her sound like a flipping idiot.
Ima - I'm picking Paris (to give birth to the anti-christ.)
23really the anticrist???
"I wear my sunglasses at night so I can, so I can watch you live and breathe your storylines"
24greysfang- Obviously enough people watch the show because it's staying on the air!
Yeah, that was a little harsh ilove2ski.
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
25Somebody PLEASE tell Nicole that she is black.
26I love Nicole, but it's hard for me to like her when she's with Paris.
27hahaha i can't wait...nicole is hilarious.
28Oh man...
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
29I love nicole..and it seems like she knows how to answer proper interview questions..instead of dump answers..like her friend..
30Sorry, I'm not excited. I don't care about them.
31I don´t like this it. It´s boring for me!
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"To be or not to be: That is the question!" William Shakespeare
i cant wait..i love the 2 of them together..and Paris looks really good in that poster!
33They only thing that this show has going for itself IMO is Nicole's humor other than that, LAME!
34Too easy
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A bad day in fur....
Paris hater in the Hizzouse!!!!
36I like Paris' shorts in that pic. They remind me of shorts I saw at Old Navy yesterday.
37I like Paris' shorts in that pic. They remind me of shorts I saw at Old Navy yesterday.
38Big news Paris has a new boyfriend
he looks like drunk guy
39http://www.girlsallaround.us/paris-hilton-new-boyfriend/
Gross. I don't mind Nicole but I can't stand racist Paris and her lazy eye.
40I dont understand why some of you people like these girls...what have they ever done except steal other peoples boyfriends and wh*re themselves around?!????
41P-Hil looks great in that pic. Looks like she might have put a little meat on her, especially on the waist line. That's very becoming on her, much better than looking like such a twig!
"Party like a rock star, pound like a porn star, play like an all star!"
42Nicole looks cute in the poster and her interview responses were mature and well-thought out for the most part.
Paris is, to borrow a phrase from Steel Magnolias, a boil on the butt of humanity.
43Can't wait for this. Too long to wait though, Memorial Day, Easter was only just last weekend.
44Memorial Day?? Geez... I thought it was way sooner!
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
45Apart from the wrist Nicole looks very nice in this pic.
46i stopped watching the simple life after the second season just because i lost track. it seems like they've done so many since then... or maybe it's just me because i'm not keeping up on it.
47"I'd rather go to Europe for the summer"- classic
48nicole is really funny...she cracks me up. can't wait to see her camp antics!
49Yeah, I thought it was gonna be real soon too when I saw the post t_hive, then I looked down and saw Memorial Day and it put a bit of a damper on my excitement.
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