Paris was all over South Beach yesterday celebrating her new album, which hits stores August 22nd. She first stopped at Spec's for the record signing, and then moved on to Suite to party with Nicky and best friends Brandon Davis and Scott Storch. Why does Scott have to dress like a pimp? This guy is psyched Paris is going to make him a household name. On top of all the Paris press he is now getting Christina press coincidentally when both these girls have albums dropping. The Gatecrasher reports:

Storch worked on Aguilera's last album, but says he dropped out of her "Back to Basics" CD because, among other things, she wouldn't send a private plane to collect him.
On her new track, the evocatively named "F.U.S.S.," Christina sings: "I thought I knew who you were, I see now you were a lesson to learn." And then: "This song is for you to remind you / that I moved on ... looks like I didn't need you."
Storch bristles in response: "It's pretty pathetic that she would do a song like this." The producer told In Touch magazine: "I worked on half of her last CD and sold her millions of copies. Obviously, she cares more than I do that I didn't do this album. "But I can't blame her, with an album full of fillers, oversinging and lame Vegas-like cabaret music." Storch adds: "You should fire your management for letting me slip through your fingers."
On a sad note, look at how these little girls look up to Paris. Oh man are we worried about the youth of America. Are they going to be bopping up and down singing the lyrics to Screwed? Say it isn't so.

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That top pic could not have any more heinously ugly people in it. I swear.
1omg--what do you think she's telling that little girl? "if you act really cute and sweet, you'll never have to work a day in your life."
2Those four people are the ultimate poster kids for the fact that no matter how much money you have, it can't buy you an ounce of class! yick!
3crispet you stole the words right out of my mouth!
4i think that guy (storch) is so fugly....he should get some of his money and fix his face. and how does he know christinas even talking/singing about him. ugh. hes so full of himself.
5Crisp, agreed 100%! I remember the first time I saw Scott Stork I almost to pee my pants from laughing so hard and at the up a bit in my mouth from being disgusted...at the same time.
6Val, true. I think its easy for the young girls to look up to Paris for the sole fact that she personifies a Barbie doll. A cracked out, drunk driving, car crashing, crotch exposing, pot smoking, chain shopping, Ken humping Barbie.
7For serious, Stortchy over there is FUG x Infiniti!
8HAHA Crisp! And those things she is! I wouldn't let my child (if I had one!) go near Paris! or any of those people for that matter!
9elaine, I think the F.U.S.S. title gives it away. FU Scott Storch.
Right on Christina! He's nasty.
10And seriously, why are both guys wearing sunglasses... and ugly ones at that?
11I find it weird how it is pretty much agreed that almost everyone hates Paris, and yet she still remains tabloid queen. WHy is she still getting covers and publicity if everyone hates her so much?
12My god those Storch is fug!! Brandon looks...well...no-on yell at me...but kinda cute as long as those hawt glasses cover most of his face. Maybe I just like the glasses
13I wonder the same thing Rach.
14OMG PAris needs to seriously stop! That scott storch guy has signed a lot of great people, but he is the biggest dork in the world. I didn't know he was till I saw him on Hogan knows Best... lol another reality show that I am addicted to! GOOOOOO Brooke Hogan!
15Little kids thinking of Parasite Hilton as a role model.. now that's depressing. Reminds me of the time a few weeks ago when I took the dog out in the front yard and there were three kids that looked literally about 6 singing "Dirrty" at the top of their lungs on the street.. what.. the.. f*ck!!!!!!!!!!!!! They shouldn't know the lyrics to a song like that at such a young age!!!!
16LOL cripset.. your first comment was hillarious.
17ps: my friends & I never fight over guys...and i'm nearsighted
18who knows rachy, maybe she pays them extra to keep her goin' cause the majority are sick of seeing her..
19Little girl thought she was at the Zoo..she was looking at a Giraffe...hahahaha.
20Scott Storch has to wear glasses because he looks even more alien-like without them! Creeeeeeeeeeeeeepy!!
21He did Brooke Hogan's new album too...but I like her. She seems so sweet. Although Hulk is very Pimp Daddy Simpson-esque.
hahaha Sica!
22Does Brandon ever bathe? Seriously this is one of the fugliest photos to cross Pop in a while. Also who the hell took their little girl to a meet in greet of Parisite. I guess they want her to be a slutty overexposed bimbo too.
23What a creepy picture
24Her head almost looks too big for her body.
25Hulk is super crazy! He cares about his daughter tho...Joe Simpson wants to keep his daughter in the limelight, whereas Hulk "Terry" Hogan wants her away from it. So hes there just makin sure its all good, and she doesnt get hurt~
26It's sad that these little girls even know who she is.
27Sica, funny stuff.
Karma, I just speak the truth.
28Crispet, so true!
That is one ugly group of 4 people! Ugh, imagine all the diseases among the 4 of them!
Scott Storch needs a reality check! He is not hot sh*t! He needs to take off his pimp wear too, b/c by NO means is he a pimp!
Wonderful, Paris comes out with a cd, just one more reason for her to love herself.
29That's true, Sheetal, but the way he talks about her boobs and her body. Very Joe Simpson. Ick.
30I'm sure Scott Storch is worried about his credibility. Paris BOUGHT you, Scott--plain and simple. The next ridiculous thing he'll say is that Paris is more talented than Christina. He should keep his mouth shut.
31mle983--that was the funniest post I've seen is a while.
promotes STD's that's for sure...
32Why do these little girls know who she is? Have they seen her porno?
33does anyone else ever notice how ridiculous it is the way brandon davis always purses his lips like that in pics...he poses and sh*t like a girl. what a freakazoid. haha.
34He thinks he's Owen Wilson.
35Mle, he is so gross and in desperate need of 10 consecutive showers. Lather, rinse, repeat.
36Twink, hahaha!
37I think that that is a cue pic of Paris and the lil girl.. although I wouldnt ever let my child look up to her... ever, it is still a cute shot.
38crisp---haha...my thoughts exactly. except, i think he needs to be rinsed with a freaking pressure-washer.
39Yeah Classy, I hate to agree, but I must. 1 in 100 chance they catch her not looking like a total slutbag.
40it's so weird that most of paris's fanbase are little kids, where are their parents and their brains? geesh, as for the album , i dont think it'll be a huge hit, but it'll do okay, maybe those people that are so called her fans, they probably get paid by ms.hilton to act like they love her, lol
41That can be arranged, Mle!
42LOL em, where do I sign up for that job? I'd have a blast with that. Oops, sorry was that your eyes? Oops, sorry was that your eyes? Oops...
43Why is brandon davis in pix anyway? He's not famous for anything but being rich and rude...and greasy, slimey, nasty, the list could go on and on...
44Hey, the same can be said for Paris, right Val? Maybe he wants on the gravy train.
45LOL totally Crispy, I read that and was thinking, and Paris is different, how?
46Crisp, you are alawys right on target.
47Someone could have made a good Valtrex commercial from this gathering. I can just hear it now: "It's a brand new day"
48Yup. Its sad that our culture is to blame for propelling her into the limelight and giving her more money--totally undeserved money. Someone has to pay for all the herpes meds though, right? Better act quick before it becomes an epidemic.
49true crisp...as much as I dont like paris, she's making a feeble attempt at trying to be known as an artist, actress, or whatever...brandon is just there...ick...it kills me to even type out his name. he's disgusting.
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