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Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:13pm by Molly

Jessica's boytoy John may be starting a Canadian leg of his tour tonight, but last night her girls were down to hang out at Element in LA. And hang out they did. For real. At least she was on top of it enough for a little emergency tuckage to ensure that there wasn't a huge slip. She may have been flying sans John, but I have a feeling she won't be Mayerless for long. Those two don't seem to spend much time apart and ever since we got a little glimpse into what makes these two fit together so well -- I can't say I blame 'em!

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controlledspin [+]

Oh my. That is some slippage.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:25pm Report Comment

Grace_01 [+]

I don't think anybody is looking at her hair in these photos.

If you want the rainbow you got to take the rain too. You know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of t*ts.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:27pm Report Comment

cari907 [+]

wow her boobs are big lol

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:29pm Report Comment

ccsugar [+]

Hey at least she was trying to remedy the situation. Unlike Brit or Paris, you know they'd let the girls fall out if the opportunity arose.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:32pm Report Comment

ohilovemybabies [+]

she is a hag... I am telling you that these girls just need to be slapped in the face.. why wear a shirt that low if you are going to be worried about it the whole night...And, please someone tell me what is attractive about a girl with huge linebacker shoulders and a square man jaw.. she was sweet when she 1st came out, cuz she was humble, now she is just an irritating skank..

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:34pm Report Comment

Grace_01 [+]

Jessica takes her puppies out for a walk.

If you want the rainbow you got to take the rain too. You know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton. And people say she's just a big pair of t*ts.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:35pm Report Comment

ilove2ski [+]

wowzers... not going to lie I would feel VERY uncomfortable with my top that low.

..If you see us in the club we'll be acting real nice
if you see us on the floor you'll be watchin all night..

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:36pm Report Comment

ElleJay [+]

i love jessica! but man, that shirts a bit much- or should i say, not enough.
~*Elle Jay*~

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:36pm Report Comment

jennifer76 [+]

I'm thinking this picture gives us a pretty good look at at least a couple of the reasons he's interested...

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:39pm Report Comment

JustMe21 [+]

Little bit of a slippage there. I guess when you have that big of a chest, extra protection and support is a must!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:40pm Report Comment

mom2 [+]

ok - fix your shirt and i dont like the hair -

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:40pm Report Comment

poisonivy [+]

her nipple is exposed in that pic. Why wear a top like that when it looks a few sizes too small.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:41pm Report Comment

poisonivy [+]

Just wanted to add: Now I know why Mayer is dating her! Look at that chest. If you don't have a brain...

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:42pm Report Comment

ilove2ski [+]

I like the outfit and the hair though. If only she could pull the top up an inch or two.

..If you see us in the club we'll be acting real nice
if you see us on the floor you'll be watchin all night..

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:45pm Report Comment

butterfly77 [+]

I definitley see some pink there, haha!! Okay first of all that shirt is too small for her boobs and those jeans aren't working either! And who is this guy?

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:48pm Report Comment

ohsuri [+]

Is she kidding. Guess she is starting to realize why anyone gave a crap about her!! Sorry sweetie.. pushing your talent at us still will not get anyone to care about you. You had your chance with Nick and you blew your 15 minutes!!!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:49pm Report Comment

aprild [+]

The papparazzi got a pic before she got to adjust..she adjusted her top when it was slipping low! Correct me if I'm wrong, but has she been photographed without underwear on or what all the other girls in Hollywood get caught doing?? Her body can't be the only reason he dates her, give the girl a chance people. She had a silly onscreen persona but that doesn't mean you KNOW her..obviously there must be more to her that meets the eye. I'm sure most of you would've assumed she's slutty or promiscious had she not said that was a virgin until marriage, etc. So she's more credible than you think..in comparison to Paris, Britney, Nicole, Lindsay.....

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:54pm Report Comment

Maddy23 [+]

Wow that shirt is way too small and why does her hair always look like it needs a good brush. She used to look so pretty all the time now she looks like she needs a bath.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:55pm Report Comment

BeeMoney [+]

That is some serious boobage!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:55pm Report Comment

aprild [+]

Ohsuri..I think Nick got more famous off Jessica than the other way around. She was the star in that marriage from start to finish.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:56pm Report Comment

ilove2ski [+]

I still love her

..If you see us in the club we'll be acting real nice
if you see us on the floor you'll be watchin all night..

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:56pm Report Comment

ElleJay [+]

i agree aprild, Jessica hasn't done anything remotley skanky compared to certain other celebs. All she did was act ditzy.
~*Elle Jay*~

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 12:59pm Report Comment

ohsuri [+]

Umm I disagree.. who is more famous now? Jessica was a chore girl singer with a SICKO Daddy. People only really started to like her when she married Nick and they did the TV show. Jessica has turned into a groupie!!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:00pm Report Comment

ohsuri [+]

Choir.. sorry!!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:01pm Report Comment

ElleJay [+]

Actually I've been a fan of Jess' since she became known in 1999.
~*Elle Jay*~

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:01pm Report Comment

ohsuri [+]

Yeah she has an IQ of over 140... are you kidding me. I can't wait to see her at the next Mensa meeting. Right it was an act. Chicken of the sea!!!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:04pm Report Comment

darkntwisty [+]

Horseface!!!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:05pm Report Comment

butterfly77 [+]

The only reason I found out who Jessica was was because of 98* (nick)! She opened for them and then the rumors started circulating that she was dating the heartthrob of the group! And then they went on to make that song together for that movie! I think Nick was a little more famous...just my opinion though!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:07pm Report Comment

phatE [+]

and there is jessica's nipple

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:08pm Report Comment

mar [+]

she looks pretty here

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:11pm Report Comment

SU3 [+]

'Jessica takes her puppies out for a walk.'

LMAO Grace

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:16pm Report Comment

skinny fat [+]

black jeans, black top, boobs hanging out...such a rocker chick that chestica is now

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Toto, I have a feeling we're not in America anymore Sad

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:16pm Report Comment

tifygodess24 [+]

She only became super famous when Newlyweds came out ,not before- she was stuggling to stay in the spot light. ( the reason why they did the show) people liked her on the show because she acted sweet , silly and was entertaining to watch. Had it not been for Newlyweds I dont believe she would be as famous as she is now.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:17pm Report Comment

LaLaLaurie06 [+]

lock and load the girls, jess! doesn't she watch what not to wear??

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:17pm Report Comment

skinny fat [+]

chestica would be a complete NOBODY without Newlyweds.

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Toto, I have a feeling we're not in America anymore Sad

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:19pm Report Comment

sashak [+]

I actually think she looks good here. I mean, the top needs a little help, but other than that, its ok. I LOVE her dark hair, I hope she keeps it

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:19pm Report Comment

Sica [+]

Oooops I did it again...
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Made in Brasil!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:19pm Report Comment

ElleJay [+]

so many jessica haters!
~*Elle Jay*~

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:22pm Report Comment

sashak [+]

it her sister I cant stand...

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:22pm Report Comment

skinny fat [+]

sica, i was thinking the exact same thing. chestica didn't realize how OBVIOUS has boobage looked in that top?

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Toto, I have a feeling we're not in America anymore Sad

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:23pm Report Comment

SU3 [+]

I still love her dark hair

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:30pm Report Comment

dj 026 [+]

That top has got to go! Also, I thought she was supposed to be going for a more demure and covered up look these days now that she is with John.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:44pm Report Comment

jmast [+]

I like her, so what, her and her husband didn't last, it wasn't meant to be and they've both moved on. I think everyone else needs to as well. IMO

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 1:48pm Report Comment

amofoz [+]

She just can't seem to disappear huh?

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:08pm Report Comment

ohsuri [+]

You think he Pimp Daddy will comment on her shirt. EWWWWW I bet he will!!!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:09pm Report Comment

Laura [+]

Honestly, she is VERY masculine looking--from the neck up that is.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:25pm Report Comment

GirlC [+]

Did she have a job?

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:36pm Report Comment

tabloidprincess [+]

yes.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:39pm Report Comment

Iwannagetmarried [+]

Girl needs to cover it up, I don't want to see her nips! Have some class!

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:39pm Report Comment

Melissa Rae [+]

Has there ever been any official word on whether her boobs are real or not? They look incredibly fake here.

Tue, 04/17/2007 - 2:48pm Report Comment

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