Don't Cha Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Jess?
Jessica Simpson put the girls away and hiked up her pants for dinner with some friends in LA last night, but don't go thinking her famed assets won't be strutting their stuff around town soon enough. In fact, Jessica's next gig will be all about shaking what the good lord gave her. According to Us Weekly, Jessica is slated to be the next celeb to host a special performance by the Pussycat Dolls at their burlesque themed Las Vegas nightclub on May 4.
Apparently this is a chance for her to be "sexy again" (you know, since she has such trouble with that after all) and show off her moves. Judging from how ridiculous Denise looked on her night, Jessica's should be pretty risque. Hopefully John will get a moment off from his tour to watch his girl perform. Cause something tells me another important man in her life, Papa Joe, wouldn't miss it for the world.
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1Her hair looks great, but I really dislike these pants!
2no....
3Gah! I don't think- or at least I hope not- that the high waisted pants trendy is going to fly. Sure, they look fine on a size 2 5'10" 120 lb. model with no hips but for anyone with ANY curves- even Jessica S.- they just aren't flattering. Even she has a stomach bulge with these one- which isn't otherwise there. Like my roomie said last night "They are trying to bring back "mom pants" "
4She is so ugly and I think she gets an even uglier look on her face when she tries to suck in her chunky gut like she so obviously is doing here. She's looks like a tranny with a horseface. she could also really use a breast reduction - they are kind of gross.
5This just proves that she has no talent and that she is only wanted for her body. Not something to be proud of, I might add.
6those high waisted pants do nobody favors.
7She used to be so pretty, I swear she's been looking manly lately, and I hate saying that cause I always thought she was beautiful...but gross!
8Wow you guys are harsh critics! I don't especially love the look, but I LOVE that Jessica is taking some fashion risks.
LOVE the hair babe!
9She will forever be known to me as the nip girl.
10Ehhhhhhhhhhh!!!
11Cestlavie - f*cking mom pants. why!!! why!!!!
12Those pants are not flattering. She's obviously not working on her fitness as much as she was for Dukes of Hazard, which is okay, but don't advertise it with those pants!
13I am not a fan of her dark hair and onverly dark fake tan. I miss the Newlyweds Jess where she was so innocent and fresh! Pussycat Dolls...remember when she had a fit on the show when Nick was hanging with the dolls?
**God gave you two ears and one mouth so you can listen more and speak less.**
14She's on the verge of a camel toe...
15I am not a fan of her dark hair and overly dark fake tan.
**God gave you two ears and one mouth so you can listen more and speak less.**
16This outfit is all wrong on her!!! Not looking good at all! And as far as her performing with the PCD, sorry but the girl can't dance! She never has been able to dance....not good at least!
17Oh jessica. WHY WHY WHY
Still love you though.
..If you see us in the club we'll be acting real nice
18if you see us on the floor you'll be watchin all night..
Why does she always have a camel toe?
19Molly- I could have done without the Papa Joe comment while I'm eating, lol.
"Aint nobody out there swift like this."
20she used to be so beautiful when she was with nick, maybe because he is pretty, so it was like a competition of who could look prettier, and with john im sorry he is ugly, and there is no competition on who can be prettier.
21pinkprincess
I agree the pants are beyond bad.
22Nice hair ....ugly pants
23That is NOT a flattering outfit - it makes her boobs look like they're about to hit her waist!!!
24she should stick to her blond hair, so she can at least use that an excuse
25pinkprincess
Yuk! Can't wait for that trend to disapear!
26WTF?? Her pants are on backwards and she has a CAMEL TOE AGAIN!!! YIKES!! She looks horrible in that picture. JESSICA SAY NO.. TO THE CAMEL TOE!!!!
27ew. she's lookin pretty busted here. those pants are a NO for her. she's short. and they make her boobs look like dolly parton. very frumpy. ick.
28Those pants are just icky. However, I love her in that top. Its simple and basic. Plus I've noticed whenever she covers up more on top, her posture is a hell of a lot better.
"Party like a rock star, pound like a porn star, play like an all star!"
29Ick - Papa Joe!
30When she was with Nick she looked so much better!!! Now she's looking like a female version of John and is not good at all...Is like she is not even trying!!
31absolutely hate high waisted pants
32she probably wont have any problem looking like a wh*re, I see problem in shaking the booty
33I bet Papa Joe will be there on the front row
34Those are poorly placed pockets.
35This kind of pants would look good on someone like Gisele Bundchen... very tall, no hips..
36All these Papa Joe comments are making me laugh!!!! It's sooo gross but true! LOL
37Ugh, those pants are scary. I miss Newleywed's Jess. I tried to pretend, but I miss that.
38ewwww!!!!!!! HOT LIKE JESS??? SHE LOOKS NASTY!!!
39short women with big chests should not wear high-waisted baggy pants!!!!!!!!
40HOT?
41why does she keep pulling up the pants... is she trying to suffocate herself? keep going, keep going!
42FIFTY KINDS OF WRONG!
43oh no ewwwwwwwww. that outfit does NOTHING for her. it just makes her look fat. stop, jessica! STOOOOOOP!
44yeah the pants are ugly but she is far from "chunky" and "ugly"...i would love to see what some of your guys look like, i highly doubt there are many woman on this board who look as good as she does...
"stay far from timid, only make moves when your hearts in it and live the phrase sky's the limit."
45
@ put the girls away and hiked up her pants. HA HA HA HA!! And, yah, I'm sure Papa Pimpson
will be in the front ROW enjoying this performance just a leetle too much. 
46not just enjoying, filming the whole damn thing for his own amusement... eeewwww
47for his own amusement later on....
48Remember when she jumped out of Nick's birthday cake? Awwwhhh, the good 'ole days. I bet she makes a good PC doll. I hate this outfit!
49when did Jessica become mexican? she is a no talent hag and just to think these are the girls that are being admired by all the young girls out there today.. I mean come on the Pussycat dolls and women wonder why men treat them as sex objects..
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