We thought we could go a whole 24 hours without writing about Paris but it's just not possible. Now we need to hear more about her plans for world domination. TMZ reports she's now moving her brand to malls and opening restaurants. Oh, did we mention that she says she doesn't drink. Here's more:

The lodging heiress' grand plan is to blanket the shelves of every mall in our great land with the Paris brand, and she's putting it on everything from bikinis to energy drinks to wigs to champagne-in-a-can.
And, by the way, Paris says that if you ever see her in a club doing a tequila shot – she's actually drinking water, because she doesn't "like the taste of alcohol. It grosses me out.
Really... Paris was drinking water straight out of the bottle with her mom in Europe as the two partied all night long? More pics of Paris partying with her mom in NYC, plus dad this time around so read more
















Diesel
HTC
Rocket Dog
No wonder she has so many diseases. Alcohol kills germs Paris - try it some time!
1aaaaaaaaaaaah I actually like her dress and that ring is cute!!! Her gold jackson gloves have got to go!
2I like the dress too, Sheetal.
Um I'm lost...if she's NOT doing tequila shots, and she wants to project this image of not drinking, then why bother pretending?? Huh? Someone, please explain!
3I didn't see where it said she doesn't drink...she just said she doesn't like the taste of alcohol. Don't get me wrong, I'm not defending her...just didn't see that quote.
4Personally, I love this b*tch. Don't know why, and now I want to go wash my body with bleach because I just said that.
5hmm she looks cleaner with her parents, they seem so nice. What happend to their daughters?
6she ought to come out with the paris hilton STD kit as well,
with tips on how to avoid herpe etc..as a bonus a free large tube of vagisile cream for yeast infections.
tips on how to best dry out herpes outbreak,
the type of panties to wear cotton or silk, etc
all those 'hobbies'of hers
tv~album etc shes doing to fill up her empty time,
shes BORED with too much money and not enought common sense.
if she wasnt doing all those projects,its not going to affect her livelyhood one one bit.
what else would she do with her time.
is she really going to copy her sister and come out with her own hotel as well?
me so bad...
7Oh, yes, water shots. Makes perfect sense. I know that's my drink of choice when I do shots, too.
8She looks good in most of these pics. I love the dress and her hair actually looks soft and fluffy, nowhere near the usual dirty and scruffy extensions we are used to. I hate her gold wrist thingies though. But I want that dress!
9Seriously? Why is this woman famous?
10um, maybe she doesn't drink b/c she snorts coke instead...?
11uGGH, die Already !!! Im so sick of her.
12Yeah. she is top slut.
Top rated in performace. Any one who see paris in paris knows what I am talking..
Good job
13first big picture: someone may or may not want to lay off the bronzer
14LOL atox. And keep those giant flopping hands out of pictures!
15Wait...her skin isn't naturally that color orange?
16I don't understand the fascination with Paris. She comes across as so self-centered, vain, narcissistic, manipulative, untalented, stingy, flabby for a thin person and so on and so on. I do agree with one thing, I bet she will be around for a long time. Blech!
17I really hate her nose, but I don't hate her, I dislike her.
18I've already seen her in this dress a couple of times...and still she is ugly..
19Still fug and gross but someone hosed the b*tch down and gave he a bath and did her extensions so kudos to stylist.
20The Paris that "doesn't drink" is the Paris character she pretends to be. The Paris character is probably also the Paris who "has only ever slept with 2 men".
21LMAO Pink. She probably even talks out loud to that character. Maybe THAT'S who she's talking to when she's pretending to be on the phone!
22now theres a fashion faux paux.....what was she thinking. J/K i luv ya b*tch
23I can see the "Love" between her and her mom. She has "Get the F**K off me" written all over her fake smile!
24haha ImCurly, i thought the same thing.
jenna kindergarten
252003-2004
I'm very surprised she has been verbally or physcially attacked yet in public ... No drinks tossed at her or other girls kick'n her flat pan a$$. She is such a scank .. YIK! And her parents are just two brainless dim-wits were were not there at all in a positive role in raising her ... They should be proud they are responsible for behavior.
26could this fug giant nosed ho go ahead and drop off the face of the earth already??? please and thanks!
27Paris doesn't drink, she's had sex with two men in her life, she 's not sexual and she's going to be celibate for a year. Yeah and Xenu's going to make me his queen. And mommy and daddy need to start acting their age and not their IQ ok dahlings.
28Nyaradzom2001, she also gives almost 40% of her profits to charity, is kind do handicapped dwarfs, never kisses unless she loves the guy, and is really a born again virgin. Also you could be Xenu's queen if you submit to tiny Tom or our own NNN
29lol cali. God I cannot stand Paris, I swear it realluy bothers me that young girls look up to this skinny, thick as a brick, beak nosed tramp as an idol when there are so many other women out there who have worked hard to be where they are and haven't relied on a really awful sex tape to get to the top.
30WELLLLLLL............the face of an angel, soul of the devil.
so much of this has to do with her upbringing; i saw a clip on the simple life her dads exact statement was ' we are so proud of our daughters.' apparently this is the sort of mentality beau-coup' money forms. many of the super rich seem to just go kind of nuts.
instead of being ' bored ' why doesn't she do her own personal charity work ? that is what would change paris & give her self satisfaction ( which she has none of ) constantly seeking more thrills, highs, new clothes, cars, houses, jewelry, men, trips, etc. that just won't do it. seeking the ultimate thrill is the worst thing. do something worthwhile paris, there is still time to have fun ! learn something useful before you even consider having a baby.
31Face of an angel? Amisarcastic I hope you are being sarcastic or smoking crack. I don't want an angel with a beak nose and wonky eye.
32An angel with a beak nose and wonky eye. I LOVE it. That's hysterical.
33she actually looks classy and hot at the same time in these pics....thats something new.
34Wonky...I just love that word. Word of the day for sure, Jen!
35jennifer-lol! The image of Paris pretending to talk to the Paris character on the phone!
36She's doing like Lindsey - lying to the press.
37Paris always lies. At least Lindsay admitted it.
38Paris always lies. At least Lindsay admitted it.
39Oops! Sorry!
40If she doesn't drink, well then she is the clumsiest/sluttiest sober person I know! I'm sure she loves taking water shots, that & creme soda or fruit juice can keep her going all night long
41The only good thing I can say about Paris is that her hair seems to be looking better these days...the weave is not looking to budget as it used to.
42I know everyone has to right to do what they want but why is she partying with her mum...??? Has she run out of friends???
43I love my mother but I would never go clubbing with her
44I was hoping that the title meant she was literally blown to bits in a tragic accident
45LMAO t0xx...or an accident, anyhow.
46Tox that b*tch is like a cockroach she will outlive us all and a nuclear disaster.
47eww she does favor a cockroach
48The last episode of the Simple Life was great! I think that Natalie Reed the Paris look-a-like seemed really sweet. Paris took it all really well (the fact that she had 3 imposters sitting on her couch!)
49freakin paris-go awayyy!! haha i did watch some of the simple life finale.& natalie was JUST like her!!she had the look,the walk,i wouldn't b suprised if her sex tape slipped out into the public soon :0
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