Lindsay Lohan's father has become an artist while in prison. Who knew he was so talented, but let's hope he really doesn't plan to help troubled teens. It just sounds like a really bad idea. The Lowdown reports:
In the 46-year-old Lohan's cartoon, these include money-grubbing lawyers with devil's horns, a prison guard, a paparazzo and an Ugg-booted woman who might be Lindsay's mom, Dina, or her publicist, Leslie Sloane Zelnik. They're all tearing the daughter away from her dear old dad.
"Shame on you," declares the Lord Almighty, who's shown glowering and pointing from heaven. "Don't you know that some things are sacred!?!"
Also depicted - in see-no-evil, hear-no-evil, speak-no-evil poses - are Lindsay's younger siblings, Michael, Alina and Cody. On the back of the cartoon, the artist has scribbled: "The Spiritual Realities and Physical Elements of the truth behind this whole situation."
In his accompanying handwritten letter, Lohan - who's serving up to four years for drunken driving, contempt of court and beating his brother-in-law bloody with a shoe - discusses his "stupid decisions," his new spirituality, an inspirational book he's written and his intention to help troubled teens through a ministry when he gets out of prison.
BWE has a hilarious break down of the cartoon which they are calling Lohan's Family Circus.
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1Cant go one day without LL...darn!
2ya doesnt do anything for me
3Pop we are not that desperate. I would rather hear more about Tori Spelling and how she spent half her fortune on doggie clothes.
4That's a little delusional, no? The whole family packed up and left reality in the dust.
5He's going to help troubled teens? He can start with his own daughter and her posse
6The Lohans need to just disappear and take the Simpson cult, I mean, family with them!
7her&her whole family r completely screwed up!
8Team Pimpson vs. Team Blohan shirts a Kitson's near you coming Fall 2006
9LMAO, Cali.
10the drawing is hilarious!!
both teams should celebrity deathmatch, wonder who would win?
11Whichever family's shirts sell the most is the one that gets to stay on earth, the other family will be blasted off to the moon never to be heard of again.
12Pimpsons would win. They would gouge out the Blohans eyes with their noses...or whats left of them.
13That is hilarious! So true, but her father is just much a money-grubbing wh*re as her mom.
14What if they tie? Can we blast them both off?
15Uh-uh Blohans would win because they have that urban been used look. Also most of Blohan's family has served time.
16Jen, that would be the preferable outcome.
17LOL crispet! "with their noses"
18Abomb, they got damn big noses. I say we side with Jen--they can tie and be gone!
19That's funny Cali...I wouldn't be surprised!!
20Wonder who is that little dark shdowy person on top of the temple's steps!!
21Yep and did you see Dina Lohan? That manbeast is more of a man that Pimp Daddy Simpson, I think she could take him easily.
22LOL u guys! sounds like a good idea!
23I SO put money on her. I'm sure she's been in quite a few bar fights in her day...Pimp Daddy Simpson was too busy watching his daughters "develop" ewwwwww
24Wow. for some reason, as much as I hate LL, that was really sad. But I also just got done reading some depressing sh*t before I came to POP and this is the first thing I saw so...Im still in that frame of mind...I'll re-read it in about in hour and see how it hits me...lol
25Stupid old man should stop drawing stupid pictures. Definitely need to be sent to the moon.
26This is actually pretty comical. 1) Who knew he could draw so good and 2) I guess being LL is actualy worse than it seems...
27His shoe is off. Was that his way of referring to the whole beating a man with a shoe incident?
I think the Blohans would take the battle. They've got that trailer park hustle while the Pimpson's have country backwoods slowness about them
28it makes sense as to why ll never had a chance at normalcy!
29I say Team Blohan would take Team Pimpson.
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