Britney returned to the stage. She was met with lukewarm reviews, and, sure, her moves were a touch lethargic, but she's on the path back to world domination? Ooooor something. Here's what else went down:
- In a surprising display of legitimate celebrity justice, Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her parole. We'll see if that actually happens.
- Hey, you guys. There's this movie coming out this weekend. Little art house film. You probably haven't heard of it -- Spider-man 3?
- If you've got Arachnophobia, there's a couple other blockbusters heading your way too.
- Kate Bosworth emerged with her cute boyfriend looking all cute and puppy lovey together. Awwwww.
- What a treat! Natalie Portman was all over. Even getting a little saucy!
- There were silly rumors about Katie Holmes fueled by on set pictures. Wheeee!
- We welcomed BellaSugar to the family! Yay!
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This is such a great week, haha. Paris is going to jailll
1i know ! menthadict ! this is awesome.lol
~i could see us holdin hands
2walkin on the beach our toes in the sand...~
britney cant be so energetic bc now she has to make sure her wig doesnt fall off. i hope shes back in malibu next week!
3Her wig is no excuse. You can still put emphasis and dynamic into the way you move your legs, shoulders, hips, and arms. Compared with the girls dancing around her, her performance just looks really poor. Watch the videos, and look at the girls behind her. You will see what I mean. Even a simple move like moving your hands past your face can be done with more energy than what she was doing with out your wig falling off.
4Why doesn't she rubber cement the wig to her hairline?
5Paris may not even actually go to jail.
Britney looks nasty. I wish she would just disappear.
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6Purrrr muthaf*cka purrrrrrrr!!!
paris is going 2 jail and britney is still gross
7I wish Paris wouldn't return the same person she was.
8girls gone wild's joe francis in jail
9britneys mini tour is deemed a pathetic joke
parasite going to jail (prays to alter of lady justice)
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nicole is next
Can't wait to see Paris in a jumpsuit.
Good luck to Britney's come back. Let's see how people would welcome her.
10I feel sorry for Britney..money definitely can't buy style.. this looks like a strip show !
11Just what the world needs - a bald, chubby, mother of two lip-synching to her crappy dance tunes and inspiring other little girls to grow up, marry badly, have children too soon, make horrible decisions, and watch a promising career basically evaporate. Yawn.
12I agree with xLilithx...
13god brit is dressed like a cracked out go go dancer, doesnt she have an off button?
14wouldnt it be good if we could hop a flight to anywhere,so long to this life, so much fun pretending, cause bad luck's never endin
my gosh Britney, i just abosolutely have no respect for her. no excuses, such a cheap act. who would find a cheaply dressed lip synching stripper copying divorced mother of two sexy? my gosh.. i canno believe it.
15i love you brit!
16Wow! This has really been an eventful week.
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