John and Jess may have arrived at last night's Costume Institute Gala with their respective dates -- John with Roberta Armani, Jess with Roberto Cavalli -- but the happy couple met up inside and were sure to leave the party hand in hand. While on the red carpet, Jessica's dress and super tan were a bit severe, to say the least, but something about her in a candid setting seems a bit more toned down appropriate. I mean, still in your face sexy, but better? Maybe I'm crazy, though. Mostly, I just love seeing these two together. Also, can we talk a minute about how hot John Mayer looks? I've said it before, but what a difference a haircut makes -- Edward Scissorhands era Johnny Depp much?
So maybe Jess wasn't the best dressed there, who do you think was? To see more of John and Jess in a dress that probably weighs like 50 lbs just read more
Robert Clergerie
Labour Of Love
Emily And Fin
She looks pretty, but the dress is dumb. John is GROSS as USUAL. I can't wait for them to be over with!
1she looks much better now
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2Is butter a carb?
The two of them look so cute here!
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3Is butter a carb?
John doesn't look as scary now that he trimmed the locks. But Jessica,jessica jessica. Everything she got going here is just wrong- on so many levels.
4****"Everything in life is only for now."-Avenue Q****
Where's her touch up lady to touch up her lip stick
5Awww I love them together! I think they seem to be very good for each other.
6That was a gala event, and she looks out of place, sorry but that's the truth. All the other women looked elegant, and she looks slutty.
7I think they look cute together, I've always liked a guy to be much tallet than me
8I have to say I REALLY don't like the dress at all! It's just not my thing, and I think she could have chosen something much more flattering. I do think her and John make a cute couple though, I like the pic of him whispering in her ear
9What happend to her? She looks bad all the time lately and really bad here. She looks like she's in Vegas while all the other ladies look like they belong there. Guess I'm the only one who thinks like this? Oh well.
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Sometimes I close my eyes and just pretend, what if I had the chance to do it all again
The dress was definitely a miss. She didn't look happy about it either. She was forcing a smile but she looked like she wanted to get the hell out of there.
John looks hot to me though and I think they are pretty happy together. Good for them.
11She's been looking worse than her usual mess lately.
~I let Ron Howard Hit it ~
12I know her tan is too much. But i think that it looks good. even though maybe we dont' like it cause we know it's fake? and her makeup looks good. yes she looks a bit trashy in that dress. but she's still pretty.
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Natalie Portman: "I've wanted to be an astronaut, a doctor, a vet - these are things I've said in interviews. Before that, I wanted to be a mermaid and a fairy"
I really hate her new look.
14I don't like them together. I mean look at the effect he's having on Jessica.... ew. She used to be so innocent, now her girls are hanging out ALL over the place.
~SwtAsSgr~
15I love them together. John is so much better than Nick.
What a facking liberty!!
16Her boobs look gross in that dress.
I wonder if she made him cut his hair?
"You smell like a baby prostitute."
17i hate to say anything negative, but geez, we know you have big tatas....do you have to show them EVERY time? everything about her is just wrong!
18I think he looks great with shorter hair and I like them together. Compared to the other celebutante idiots they seem low-key and almost normal.
19Did you seriously say John is better than Nick?? Nooooo.... you're kidding right? Ugh there is just something that feels so greasy about John, and I've never liked him. These two are just wrong on so many levels.
20what's up with that dresss..it's very strange..and she looks too sexed up with her boobs hanging out...her face looks good with the dark hair and a tan..so i guess that's good..
let's face it though...her and nick were so much cuter together
21aww luv them
22I've always thought John was gorgeous! As for Jess, she's a natural beauty--I don't see why she needs to wear so much makeup. She doesn't need to [over]flaunt it to show she's got it!
23She looks likea washed up showgirl!
24I liked him sooooo much better with the long hair. I never thought he was attractive at all until he let his hair grow out and then he cuts it. AAAAHHHH!!!!..lol. I love long hair on guys though, and his was so thick and curly/wavy. Long hair on guys, especially if it works for them, just gives a really nice laid back type vibe. I loved it. It went so well with his face. Now, I guess through "princess'" urging, he cut it off...grrrrr.. It just seemed more like him, for it to be longer. I've listened to his music for a long time and it just fit him..now Im sad...
..lol
25I think she tries too hard.
26she does look different to the pictures before, i think she looks pretty, but the lip liners a little harsh
27Ya heard me Christina. Nick is the greasy one, all smooth, and those muscles. Blech !! I like guys who seem to have more substance not 30-something men who look like high school jocks.
28What a facking liberty!!
How in the HECK did Jessica get paired with Roberto Cavalli?
29She looks great with darker hair!
30Much better than blonde.
isn't she white?
31she looks like a trashy rita hayworth
32I think they are cute together..but she looks TERRIBLE with all that tanner on..ewww! I like her more natural, and yes cover those things up a bit more, she looks trashy!
33Everything about this is just...NAUSEATING!!!
34She looks like sh*t here.......just like she has been looking lately.
The tanner....could you possibly pour anymore on? She looks orange....that doesn't even remotely look like a natural tan.
The dress is hideous....maybe it wouldn't be so bad on someone else, but it just isn't working on her.
She needs to put her boobs away every once in awhile. Lately she keeps putting them on display and she only comes off looking trashy.
She just looks really cheap lately and as if she is trying so hard to be sexy and it just doesn't work for her.
35John actually looks hott!
i love Jess`s hair !she looks beautiful.
~Aint nobody love you like i love you..~
36ugh i love jess and john but i wish i could dress her! i bet us here on pop could do a better dress, makeup etc look though i do like it looks she paired dark lips with subtle eye but that's like, basic.
37she looks awful!! too tanned!
38she was clearly the tackiest , wackiest of the night. She cheapens up a 10k gown. She looks like a mess, a sexy mess, but a mess.
39He looks fantastic (yay!) and she looks like trash. Can they be over now? Please?
40Chi you hit the nail on the head. And Ohilovemybabies, you crack me up!
41I think this dress would look better on someone with a flat chest, but on her its just trashy. And also, I think John and Jess look HORRIBLE together. They dont mash well.
42what is she doing? that ugly pout, fake orange tan, and that ugly dress which her boobs cant even fit in dress. her boobs are crying out for help. they are suffocating. she just keeps looking more trashy day by day.
43well I always heard that Jessica wanted to adopt a mexican child,maybe she is trying to get into the role of actually being a mexican herself!!!!!
44Please move on John. You got your hair cut and you look great but ugggghhhhh your date is hideous. Nice fake tan, dress, makeup, etc!!
45She has GOT to lay off the plastic surgery! She is going to ruin her face. I don't know if it is just really bad makeup or botox or lip injections again.. but something is way off about her face lately and it is esp apparent in a good number of the pictures from this event. Am I the only one seeing it?
And the boobs are definately enhanced..which then makes it odd for her to proclaim how incredible her boobs are..usually you brag about what God gave ya not Dr. 90210..but whatever.
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004052.html#4052
46http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/004051.html#4051
http://www.goodplasticsurgery.com/archives/004662.html
is anyone else having problems with viewing the thumbnails? i get a different pic than the thumbnail i click on...
47she's trashy, tacky, cheesy and overrated.
he's not too shabby with short hair.
48i think EVERTHING looks HORRIBLE.... makeup... dress... tan.. ect...
my gosh am i the only one for heavens sake ?!?!!?!??!
::makes puking smiley although i don't know how::
49i think EVERTHING looks HORRIBLE.... makeup... dress... tan.. ect...
my gosh am i the only one for heavens sake ?!?!!?!??!
::makes puking smiley although i don't know how::
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