We had so much fun with your fant-ass-tic comments on Hugh Grant that we've decided to do another Caption It, Sugar contest. This time we've got Janice Dickinson, who obviously had something to say about something in between bites of a pinkberry treat the other day. Janice is never ever one to mince words, and apparently this time she was running her mouth about Paris. Don't let that limit you! You never know what will come out of that woman's mouth!
The user who can provide the wittiest comment (as judged by Pop and Molly) will win a sweet piece of Sugar Swag! Good luck and happy captioning!
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I want a pinkberry on the east coast!
1Ha...I forgot this was a "caption it" posting. Ummm...Janice would probably say something about how she is the "First Supermodel ever"...isn't that what she always says?!
2"Botox and lip collagen, for 1 please!!"
Hehe.
3"Don't make me pull a Hugh on you!"
"I promise, I'm throwing this up after I eat it."
4"And one more thing...I am the ORIGINAL supermodel, you ungrateful **bleep bleep**!!"
5In Janice's own words:
"I want to be the best looking corpse there is"
6If my plastic surgeon doesn't return my call ONE more time, I swear I'll introduce him to Paris.
7Kids, do not eat those things! they are full of sugar and calories. oh, that and botox.
8also:
"I'm going to need a napkin and a barf bag to go please"
9Janice says:
At the count of three, I'm taking this whole bowl of Pinkberry down, one....
or
I believe I ordered the LARGE.
or
This is only my first one of the day...I plan on having at least eight more.
or
This isn't really Pinkberry, it's a magic "Look Like a Has Been Supermodel" elixir that I've been taking for years
finally
"Don't judge me."
10Call my plastic surgeon.... I'm adding some calories to my butt so you can suck them out and put them in my lips!!!
11No sugar for you! Or anyone else!
12Are my lips big enough? No really , are they big enough?
13She is flat out nasty to me!!
14~Give it to me Larry ~
"Do the paps have to snap me when I'm out grocery shopping for the week?!"
15"Everyone steals something from someone...I just stole this yogurt from Paris...that b1tch."
16Ever wonder what I do with the fat from my liposuctions? Yumm!
17Don't worry, as soon as I finish this (icecream) I'm sticking this down my throat (finger)!
18Paris, that ungrateful b**ch! She owes everything to me! I invented being famous for being famous! I hope she ponders that in the pokey!
HelloKittyMini
19It may look like Janice has something to say, but actually her plastic surgeon has finally pulled her face so tight that she can't even close her mouth.
20"I said Blackberry, not Pinkberry you dumbass! What were you thinking? Models don't eat!"
21"Just incase you forgot, I'm Janice Dickenson. The worlds FIRST supermodel!"
22Sorry, guys. Janice wouldn't say anything. Janice's face can hardly move. Possibly she could muster something like, "wahwah ah WAH wah!" but that's about it.
23"see this is what you eat if you dont want to be america's next top model...AMERICA WILL NEVER HAVE A PLUS SIZE TOP MODEL"
24"Oh yeah and I'm going to enjoy this even more knowing that every calorie is going to be sucked out of my a** tomorrow morning during my lipo appointment!"
25I swear I have never seen this ice cream before in my life!
~*~The Penguins are slowly stealing my sanity~*~
26"Wait one second, let me think of something completely insane to say to try to save my failing career"
27So maybe this isn't pleasant, but I think Janice would say:
"Ice Cream? This isn't ice cream, honey! That's right, I even *pooh* pretty. Let's see if Paris can top that"
28I can only throw this at ONE of you, get the hell out of my way.
29PINKBERRY IS A HELLUVA DRUG!
30one minute, let me ice my lips down!
31this is from "a cinderella story" i believe:
"Its the botox. I can't show emotion for another hour and half."
"Love is something more stern and splendid than mere kindness."
--The Problem of Pain
32Watch me put this entire Pinkberry in my mouth a once b1tch!I'm the worls'd FIRST supermodel, number 1!
33"I just have one question before I start my engine. If PinkBerry is this addictive, does it count as a drug? And if so, can I get a DUI if caught driving?"
34As the world's first and most fabulous supermodel I can tell you that this is NOT what I ordered.
35"Try the Botox flavor. It's natural, smooth, and only sticks with you for 4 months! Don't forget to try the Restylane topping (very filling)"
36No, I am NOT eating this Pinkberry just so my lips will freeze and appear larger!
37"I was the WORLD'S FIRST PinkBerry model."
OR
"Don't you ever forget that I am PinkBerry's ORIGINAL customer, b1tches."
38Oh, I'm not going to eat this sh*t! I'm going to coat it on my lips to help the swelling go down. ****in Botox!
39Caption " IS THIS ZERO CALORIE ICE CREAM?"
40" And when I finish with this ice cream I'm going to shove my finger down my throat!"
41With my number one oral skills and these DSLs I wouldn't be in the situation Paris is in!!
42When asked how many shots of botox it took to freeze her face into such a gastly position, paralized Janice tried using sign language to communicate.
43~Give it to me Larry ~
44When asked how many shots of botox it took to freeze her face into such a gastly position, paralized Janice tried using sign language to communicate.
45he he I can't choose:
Here is your part of the deal, pap. Thanks for keeping me pseudo - famous.
I only need two more of these before I get myself a red dye-job and start posing as Joy Behar!
46"first thing i say & think is irrelevant"
47Janice puts on her Sexy Face while eating some FroYo
48Caption:
49If only I hadn't got a triple botox shot today, I might have been able to move my mouth enough to eat this damn thing.
@aras8218
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