See, a year ago I wouldn't have posted pictures of John Mayer all on his own. A year ago as far as I knew John Mayer was a dude who sang some semi-cheesy songs and who I saw semi-frequently at the gym in Soho (random, true story). But now, now I feel like I know John Mayer. He's influential! He deserves Grammys! He makes Jessica Simpson happy! I'm inordinately excited that he got Sally Hershberger to give him a fancy new haircut! I've come a long way in my affection for John Mayer in a year. And now, here he is having his own post, just about him looking kinda cute. Golf claps.
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OH! YAY! Thank you! Thank you! I love John Mayer. He is my all time favorite artist...and his songs...not so cheesy anymore! LOVE him!
Molly, have you heard any songs on TRY! or Continuum? Other than- Waiting on the World to Change? I would love to recommend some of my favorite songs to you!
1I have always found JM hot, hot, hot. The only thing not hot about him is his girlfriend...
2He's such a cutie! I love him
3
i love him w his new hair cut !!
4he`s so hott!
He did need a haircut, but the front seems kind of poofy.
I still think they make an odd couple.
5im sorry i know some of you gals find him attractive, but me personally i think he is fugly
6I think Chestica's days with him are numbered.
7He looks wayyyyyyyyyyyyy better with a haircut!!
I personally love his song "Gravity"
8Jenna V I love the Chestica, that is what I will forever call her now
9i am so inlove w him right now !
10He's seriously wasting his time with that trainwreck.
11I'm with pinkprincess.
12Welp, he's back to not cute with that puffball stuck to his forehead.
13No, he doesn't.
14At least he got to be semi-cute for one night!
15He looks better.
16John Mayer has always been a talented musician and soulful lyricist, but fame can make that seem to border on melodramatic and angst-y. I'm glad to see him coming into his own with fame, sordid love life and all. And, he's hotter than ever.
17He has been my favorite artist since 2002, and as my taste in music changes, his music evolves... I'll never stop listening...
and the looks never hurt anything either.
18I've always found him to be a talented artist - he deserves more of his own posts.
19i love his song "waiting on the world to change" !
20I have 3rd row center for his concert here in June. I can't freaking wait! I love to watch him stroke that guitar girls! I don't mean to be perverted...but c'mon!
Does anyone know and love his song "Comfortable" as much as me????
21Smart is (almost) always sexy, and John Mayer is so smart that it just oozes out of him. His taste in women is the only thing suspect about his intelligence ( LIzzie Grubman? Please.), but still I'll go with sexy every day of the week for him. But I am glad he got a haircut.
22Candy, I've seen him live twice ( amazing). He's never performed Comfortable, but the last time we saw him, the girls behind me screamed "Comfortable" !!! before the start of every song. I guess they were trying to persuade him or something.
23OMG! Its the greatest song. Its on his album, "Inside Wants Out"
I'm getting a little flustered right now...Ok, just for you Encyclo...Here are the lyrics!
Comfortable
I just remembered that time at the market
Snuck up behind me and jumped on my shopping cart
And rolled down aisle five
You looked behind you to smile back at me
Crashed into a rack full of magazines
They asked us if we could leave
I can’t remember what went wrong last september
Though I’m sure you’d remind me if you had to
Our love was comfortable and so broken in
I sleep with this new girl I’m still getting used to
My friends all approve,
Say she’s gonna be good for you
They throw me high fives
She says the Bible is all that she reads
And prefers that I not use profanity
Your mouth was so dirty
Life of the party and she swears that she’s artsy
But you could distinguish miles from coltrane
Our love was comfortable and so broken in
She’s perfect
So flawless
Or so they say
She thinks I can’t see the smile that she’s faking
And poses for pictures that aren’t being taken
I loved you
Grey sweatpants
No makeup
So perfect
Our love was comfortable and so broken in
24She’s perfect
So flawless
I’m not impressed
I want you back
LMAO MOLLY! I loved the golf claps thing!
25HOW is John Mayer one of the most influential people? Influential on whom? No offense to any JM fans, but I find his music insipid and vapid and maybe some other approprate words ending in -id.
A commenter on Gawker said something HILARIOUS about this:
The only thing John Mayer can be really said to have shaped are the labia of drunk sorority girls, swollen with a desire they haven't experienced since the last Dave Matthew's Band release.
Well, that and the death of good music. One could also say he helped shape that.
26Sally did a great job!
27I absolutely LOVE 'Comfortable'!
28Say what you will about John Mayer, but Jessica is a total downgrade for him.
29I love john mayer.more post on him please.
30He's being considered influential because he's working for the environment...his "Another Kind Of Green" plan, and because of the support he's been getting for helping other young singer songwriters. He's funny as all get out ( he even does standup sometimes). His blog cracks me up.
Love the lyrics, Candy. My favorite is "Split Screen Sadness"....
31Whiplash! What the? Ha ha...Do labia get "swollen with desire" I thought that was something else!
I will not let your negative comments kill my love buzz for John! 
But I do agree with you...I'm not sure why he is one of the most influential people.
Although, if you haven't seen John Mayer Has A TV Show on VH1 (or youtube) I highly recommend it. He is very funny!
32His blog is hilarious!
And I love Split Screen Sadness. A few years ago, I went on a trip to Europe right after an icky break up & I had that song on repeat on my plane ride...
And I know it was me who called it over but
I still wish you'd fought me ‘til Your dying day
C'mon! What girl doesn't want to hear that!
I know...I know...I'm a little crazy for him!
33John was young when he started, so if his lyrics sound insipid and vapid it's due to that, but he's not a terrible musician and seems to grow with time.
I love him, post more of him please.
34I agree with pinkprinces and WhiplashGirlchild, It doesn't change anything just because he got a haircut, look who he's dating! I waisted my money on buying his cd, it was pretty boring. And why is he on 100 most inflential people list? There has to be others more deserving! Ugh!
35Yeah, why is it that he seems so incredibly intelligent, with an incredible talent and funny, but dates JLoHew and Chestica?? That makes him look like any other hollywood beach surfer, blonde highlights dude.
36He's young and probably not yet ready to get married. Why can't he date who he wants?
Who's to say who you'd choose for him would be any better?
37I love, love, love John Mayer and his music! And, he's looking hot to boot!
38Bedhead!
39his stock has just gone up a wee bit in my books. he's not so bad looking in these pictures.
40Sally Hershberger gave him that cut. No wonder it looks so good.
41Muuuuuuuuuch better! Nice to see him looking like such a cutie again.
42It's really sad that he's only recognized (whether it's good or bad) because of the person he's dating. He was popular and talented loooong before Jessica Simpson.
43He's always made some really good music and I don't really understand why he's all of the sudden "cool" now? Most people think that he's less cool because of who he's dating now. Including me! I'd rather not read about him loving Jessica Simpson...blahhhh.
This is hands-down the WEIRDEST post I've read on this site!
44Yay I'm so glad to see everyone warming up to him! I've been in love, like LOVE with him for six or seven years -- even before he was big, so I love to see him get all this good publicity and such a warm reception. But Jessica blows.
45I have a crush on the short hair version of John.
46haha i love it, i actually used to have a crush on him back in the "your body is a wonderland" days lol
47really john? because dating the gaping maw didnt cause you to lose enough credibility, now you had to go ahead get a metrosexual haircut . YOU ARE TALENTED JOHN, YOU DONT HAVE TO DO THIS! now go play your guitar.
48"He makes Jessica Simpson happy"
49thank god he cut his hair!!! he looks ten thousand times better!!!
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