Goodness, a whole lotta nsfw this time. I shouldn't have to wait to compare my boobs with Dita Von Teese's!

Ellen was just way to aggressive. When did she get all up in other celebs business? Thats sick to force someone to drink champagne to prove they aren't pregnant. I mean what happened to the respect. If Mariah is pregnant maybe she wants to wait until a certain point and how sick for to try and make her reveal her pregnancy if in fact she is. I didn't like that.

That bodyguard picture of Katie and Suri is sad. I know I've poked fun at several celebs for always carrying their kids, but I understand why now. I'd carry mine all the time too.

What is with Joaquin? Still love him, but wtf?

That picture of Katie and Suri is sad! I think I would live in the boonies if I was that famous, a la Julia Roberts or Sandra Bullock (who really isn't THAT famous...but you see my point). They should just stick to Telluride year round.

Poor Katie and Suri and for once, poor celebs. I always though the shots with their kids were just to show that they actually did spend some time with their kids. And I always assumed that the nanny was there too, just out of sight. But I guess they're carrying their kids because they're cautious. Wow. I have no idea what it would be like to have worries like that.

I really like the links to the other blogs that are posted on this site. It's a refreshing change from Perez who never refers to any other blogs at all. We're all addicted to celeb gossip so why not share the wealth?!

'Somebody at OK! clearly can't spell Ashlee' ... maybe they care even less than we do.

Mariah has to be pregnant. I do think it was a little rude of Ellen to persist though...its probably in the early stages and she has the right to keep the pregnancy private if that is the case.

"BACK ON TOP"

Terribly bad "Four Christmases" and a fake boyfriend (to get "so over her divorce" PR) are good things according to Reese Witherspoon.

LOL