I can't believe that Tina Turner piece. "She's gained some weight and her face looks tight." I'd like to see the author look that good at 70!

Sean Avery wasn't just dissing Elisha Cuthbert. He also used to date Rachel Hunter, who's now engaged to Jarrett Stoll who plays for the Kings.

Justin Timberlake's song "What Goes Around (Comes Around)" was written about Elisha Cuthbert and Sean Avery. She used to be engaged to Justin's best friend Trace Ayala, but she cheated on him and dumped him for Sean Avery. I'm guessing Trace feels pretty vindicated right now. Maybe Justin will write a follow-up called "I Told You So"...

Oh no you di-n't! No dissing Tina. That woman is the Queen of Badassery.

I think David's the wrong tree to bark up.

Ohhh... it's a known fact, you diss Tina Turner, you go straight to hell. That's what I heard. * a little birdie told me* LOL

Dear Elvis:

I miss you and love you. Now get that pathetic piece of trash a spot next to you in the "forever garden" or whatever it is in Graceland where you are buried. She has cashed in on your name for the last time. What a sad old woman. Elvis Presley got rid of her and so should we.

Elvis rules. Priscilla sucks the wang.
Or elvis makes priscilla wed freak Michael Jackson