Never one to miss a photo-op, Jessica Simpson has made her way over to Cannes to take in some of the great films and parties. Her first stop was the My Blueberry Nights After Party. We're a bit confused as to why Jess is there but perhaps she is promoting Blonde Ambition even though it's not premiering at the festival. Since Blonde and Blonder is being screened, I am starting to think Cannes is lowering their standards these days. No telling whether John Mayer will be meeting her over there but it looks like he's fitting into Jessica's world just fine. He's even got the stamp of approval from Pimp Daddy Simpson. Here's more:
"If Jessica is in love, I love the things she is in love with," Joe Simpson, 49, told PEOPLE of Mayer at the Entertainment Weekly upfront party at The Box in New York City on Tuesday.
"I want her to be happy. I'm always a fan of his. I love him; he's got great music. I think the beautiful thing is that [he and Jessica] don't do the same thing. He's a legend already. There is no competition. He's a guitarist; that's his thing. Jessica is a singer. She doesn't play guitar, so there's no competition."
Hmmm, really? Isn't John a singer too? And perhaps he should have mentioned Jess is an actress now. That is going to be her gig for the summer right?
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of course she brought them!
1she looks SO much better when she doesn't have the dark intense makeup on!
2Insinuating that Nick and Jessica's dualing career's were to blame for the demise of their marriage much???
3Ugh, did she put on her bedsheets to go to this event?
On a side note, the Cannes film festival is a forum for people to promote any and all kinds of movies, not just "artsy" films; that's just a big misconception. It's just that the press and critics like talking about the good films and not the crummy ones.
4what is it about her that looks so different? Is she working out too much? I just can't put my finger on it, but she looks soooo different!
5She does look better without all the harsh makeup and overly in-your-face tatas, but I hate her dress & still hate her haircolor.
6Beth, it's called a boob job and an excess of fake tanner.
7Also, is it just me or in the second pic does she look weirdly like Molly Sims in the face?
8why would she have gotten a boob job though? she's always had big one's. Maybe she's getting older and she feels the need to push them up to her chin.
9I think the dress is very stylish, and Jessica looks great in it! To keep up the compliments, her hair is just lovely and the earrings are SO COOL
10I really do not like that dress and well her nose is not very flattering in that first pic!!!
11Her dad is such an a*s!!! John is a musician period not just a guitarist....seriously Joe is the worst!!!
she looks much better w\out all that intense make-up.
12I'm not digging the dress
13It seems no matter who enters into Jessica's life, she'll always be married to her dad. I know, gross to say that but it's true! It'll only be a matter time of before John Mayer wakes up and smell the coffee.
14Ashlee is most definately the hotter sister. I don't know what happened to Chestica but it wasn't good. She looks like sh*t and WTF is she doing at Cannes?
15She actually looks good here, makeup-wise. The dress, not so much, but I think she was going for a French feel, it just didn't quite make it.
P.S. Have y'all watched the trailer for "Blonde Ambition"? That movie is going to crash and burn faster than "Gigli."
16it really does seem that the dad is blaming jessica's and nick's career on the end of their marriage.
17skinny...i second that. ashlee had definitely turned out to be the hotter sister!
18i really hate the train on that dress - but other than that she looks great
19Love the header - the first lol moment of the morning. Thanks Pop!
20the dress isn't great but at least the stripes confuse the eye into thinking she isn't a tranny and that is a plus..right?
21She looks almost normal.
22her dads first quote was UBER CHEESE!
John is a singer/songwriter/musician. jessica is a cheesy pop "icon" that really does fall into any category other then wannabe, so , naturally there is no competition.
Her dad always manages to say the most ridulous things. Just saying Jon is a nice guy would of done. He is INDEED referring to her "competitiveness"with Nick, or these statements WOULD NEVER have been made. He is a totalass
23I like how she looks here. i think it's cause her hair is pulled back. she hasn't done that in a while. or her collar bone. i have no idea. i just like her look here.
24i dont like her dress from the back
25I'm just glad someone kinda fixed that horrible spray on tan she had. It made her look really awful.
26where can i see the trailer?
27That dress wouldn't be so bad without that weird train. Still hate the brown hair though.
28i just saw her on tv in France, they aske her why she came to Cannes, she said i'm here to support Natalie Portman (but Natalie is in Toronto) then she said im here to promot a movie cald "Major movie start" but she hasn't shoot the movie yet.
29By the sound of his comments, I think Papa Joe Simpson is under the influence of some serious LSD.
30She looks like she is being compacted down--her body seems to be getting shorter and stockier everyday.
31Papa Joe never liked Nick. He cried through the whole wedding. He's such a smuck. It just shows how low he can go. To think he was a minister! The dress is awful from the waist down.It's laughable that she is there.
32She seriously has got to looz her weight, and go back to being a blonde!
33also, wats wrong with her boobs???
Joe simpson is a moron...enough said.
34Yes, Jessica we all know you have boobs. You can put them away now.
35uughhh...hate her!! cant stand her...
36Her breasts are totally wonky. It looks like they're trying to run away!
37ARGH!! Jessica you just can't get it right. You look like a hot mess - wonky boobs, bad dress, cheap ponytail extension. I miss the blonde wavy beach hair, this look just sucks.
38How come her boobs always seem to look lopsided now? I'm so sick of her. Why is she famous again? Music: sucks. Movies: suck. Newlyweds: over. Now can she be over?
39I feel like she can not dress up without massive cleavage. Her boobs are way too distacting for such a small girl, and nobody will ever take her seriously looking like that. She should just pose for Playboy and and try to be a sex kitten. She markets herself to seriously.
40NO MORE JESSICA SIMPSON please! She is not good, not good at singing, not good at acting and obviously not good at tanning.
41My male boss calls her horseface-HAHA She is quite annoying
42She looks hideous.
43i don't like this hair color on her!
44Jessica is both short waisted and short legged. She needs a stylest to help her with more flattering clothes.
45I don't get why one boob is higher than the other in all her pictures now. They look weird!
46Joe is seriously delusional...I don't think Nick was ever competitive with Jessica. She probably claims he was trying to hold her back or was jealous when she suddenly started going out every night looking like a crackwh*re all over town.
47I can't even recognize this girl anymore, she looks so different now, in a bad way of course.,She can't handle that extra weight on her, she looks chunky and flabby. It's not just her hair color that makes her look hideous, even if you just look at her face it looks too mannish.
48She looks tranny!
49In my country when a girl has a boyfriend and she starts looking beautiful we say that he has "good hands" but the girls suddenly becomes ugly we say that the guy has "bad hands"...I thinks this is her case...
Papa Joe is so creepy - his stamp of approval carries no weight with me (though there are times I like John Mayer in his own right).
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