Jessica Simpson and John may have broken up just a few days ago, but she's already shaking things up - like almost immediately dying her hair back to blonde (right in the middle of the Cannes Film Festival, no less). Single life never really seems to suit Jess, so we want to know - whom do you think she should date next?

















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As much as I love Jess(and at the same time dislike her), she seems to be better suited for a non-famous person. However, if that proves true, then hopefully the guy better not be a gold digger.
1Btw, I love the dress she's wearing. At least she cleaned up nicely in this case! The jewels are beautiful as well, even though they're probably borrowed.
2Who cares.
3She does look a lot better here.
4I love her dress, but can't stand her. At least, she isn't dressed like total trash here.
5The hair looks like crap. Either the hair needs to go lighter or darker and she needs to lay off the tanner. She's all one color.
6have no idea
7Some rich buissness man! Hahah.
8wow she looks amazing! Her hair is so much better like this! I think she should just stay single for awhile--and i also think its better for her rep to stay out of the limelight like she has been for the past few monthes.
9She should date some regular guy but I think that she thinks she's too good for someone unknown to be honest..
10She's just not having good luck in the love department!! I really wish she woulda stuck with the brunette it made her look more mature and less like every other blonde in hollywood...
11for once her boobs aren't huge!
12i like her better with her blonde hair and i love that dress!
13she should definetly get back with John, he was good for her.
Mario Lopez is taken. He just moved in with his dance partner from DWTS.
14Johnny Knoxville.. match made in heaven.
15her treadmill
16She needs to stay alone for a while and figure herself out.
17What happened to the sweet innocent girl who was saving herself for her wedding night? Looks like she'll be going down the same path as all these other Hollywood starlets...from man to man to man...etc.
18I love the dress, but her hair is horrid here, whoever said she was all one color above was right!
She needs to relax and date someone on the DL without all the paps following them.
19Who cares who she dates? None of the men linked to her want a serious relationship, they just want the panties.
20I could see her with a rich busniessman, someone who can dress and hold his own in a photo-op. And she can be the eye candy. They would compete careerwise and maybe then Jess will realize Nick was the best thing she ever had. Her hair color looks ridiclous with her skin tone, btw. Ughh I used to love Jess but she is realllly irkin me!
21She needs to not date anyone. Can you imagine what degenerate spawn she would eventually produce? They would have orange skin, plastic hair, and they'd only be able to say "LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!" It would be apocalyptic.
22I hope she will find a good regular guy and quietly disappear
23Get back with Nick!!!! No Daddy this time
24hate that hair color - hope it's just the temporary result of her gradually going from dark to blonde!
25She continues to look awful and shows that she has no sense of style/taste.Her hair color is awful. She needs to disappear for a long time. What guy would want to date her? She's to needy.
26she looks so much better now!
27she needs a reg guy
she looks huge or maybe its just the pic..she should just go away like her career did
28I knew it! She was brunette to please Mr. Mayer, she's going blonde again immediately. Oh, Jess....
29The hair color and pose are heinous. But the real question is how desperate you have to be to patch an old magazine cover of yourself (GQ wasn't it?) onto a fake movie poster so you can pretend to have a point in being at Cannes. I've never seen a more desperate, clueless or useless person this famous.
30She needs to get back with Nick, heehee
31Really who cares
32ick.. I'm not crazy about the dress, but the hair looks good.
33i can tots see her finally ending up w/the man of her dreams: pimpa joe simpson. we know how fond he is of her funbags.
34Still looking tranny. Keep trying...
35oh she looks like crap, haha. i think that she should dateee....hmmm.....? what about dane cook? or maybe johnny knoxville? someone bad and sexy, to make her pretty like she was before.
36what's up with the orange hair? i do prefer the dress she is currently wearing. i hope she stays single for a while to realize what she needs and wants..possibly date someone not famous but yes as long as he is not a golddigger..you know not someone like Calum Best or Howie Day.
37Who cares is my first answer, with Mario Lopez being the runner-up. They both cheated on their spouses...match made in heaven.
38In that 2nd pic she is channeling my UNCLE Al...Maybe she can try out for a linebacker position on one of the football teams,, oh snap wait she looks like A.J . Hawk...
39You better ask her daddy - he does all the choosing.
40So sick and tired of this no-talent. Her boobs are her only asset.
41She looks kind of mermaidish in it, but I do actually like that dress.
42Dress color and jewels are great, but the cut or fit is all wrong and makes her hips and stomach look huge, which they aren't. Maybe its just too small?
I couldn't care less who she dates, she's already left the nice girl image behind and is looking kind of desperate these days. Maybe she will be the one girl in Hollywood to learn from the mistakes of others and return to her roots. Probably not.
43Here's the problem with being a rich famous woman and dating. Now if we see her dating a not so famous man then we say he's using her if she dates a regular guy we stamp him with a kfed note. If he is another celeb we start to break em up. I noticed that about celebrity women. Now if a man gets with a regular girl o its ok. If a male celeb gets with a celeb its ok he's the pimp. If a female celeb gets with a top notch male celeb that b*tch lol were fickle in america.
44Where is the option PAPA JOE?????
45A regular guy!
46ewww that hair ...
47wow she actually looks pretty here! i hope she woke up, she needs a regular guy that'll treat her nice, but she needs to treat him nice too, no cheating and no looking like a tramp. (she would look good with luke wilson cuz hes GORGEOUS, cept if shes really THAT trashy shed go for johnny knoxville. ew.)
48I think none
49one doesnt always have to have a guy with them to live. There is such a thing as life beign single and happy!
NICK...duh!
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