Say my name, say my name, Jessica. Well, she may not say your name, but she is singing it, literally. Jessica sang 500 names for "Custom Cuts," and now fans can download their name into the second verse of Public Affair. You might think personalized media is just a sales gimmick... and it is, but it's catching on very fast. Here's more:

In what might be termed a first in "addressable" music marketing, Ms. Simpson and her backup singers have sung 500 first names to be selected by fans buying her latest song "Public Affair." Selling at $1.99, Ms. Simpson's "Custom Cuts" is the first of its kind for Yahoo's digital music download service. Fans can visit the Yahoo website and select their own names to be inserted into the download during the song's second verse.
Ms. Simpson may have lost her voice, but that didn't stop her from throwing a rollerskating party to celebrate the release of A Public Affair (with obvious help from Yahoo). Of course BFF Ken was right by her side helping her stay up on her skates. Guess she's not as good at skating as she appears to be in her video for the first single. A ton more pics of Jess having a blast at her party and making some really weird faces to show off for the cameras so read more
















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You know, she should really consider putting some more collagen in her lips, they're really looking super thin.
1She lost her brain too, but I don't remember her posting a sign.
2LOL BL!
3LMAO @ Jinx, too!!! Maybe if her big mouth wasn't agape 24/7, she wouldn't have "lost her voice".
4She looks like a f***ing idiot in that stupid little suit, she also looks as if she gained like 15 pounds.
5i love her
6LOL!! Jinx and Jenna!!! We're coming up with some good stuff today!!
7she looks more like ashlee in that 2nd pic
8Do you really love her blondesugar?
9Fun with Popples! lol
10Kevin and Bean (DJ's) once said that maybe if she was a deaf mute they may able to stand being married to her long enough to have sex with her..these pictures go to show that even mute she is ANNOYING AS HELL!
Why is she looking more and more like a tranny?
11abomb, did you see the pregnant go-go dancer picture?
12B_L....you and Jinx are the Zing Queens today
abomb- i know i am the only one on this site, but yes, i do love her! i'm sorry, i'm sorry, but i do!
13lol, I get meaner the hungrier I get, time for dinner. Byes for now Popples!
14thank cool..we all have someone we like that others blast.
15WTF is she wearing?
16this is such a pr stunt... no way she lost her voice singing 500 names! I call BS pimp daddy!!! She probably lost her voice sucking too much D*ck! HAH
17ima....that 9th pic looks especially tranny.
18Thanks, Jenna! I'm just doing my part!! Someones gotta break these celebs down!!
The whole series of pictures is screaming Anna Nicole Smith...what makes it sad is that she thinks she's being cute!
19thanks IMA. i know, that's why i don't get mad at the jess-bashing. bc everyone has someone!
20Bye Jinx!
21Lauren.....I think you hit the nail on the head. Ewwwwww
Blonde....I adore Pam and everyone ALWAYS trashes her. Same with Mariah.
22B_L....the similarities between Jessica and Anna Nicole are just staggering. Blond, big chested, texans, high school dropouts, reality personalities, and barely literate...
i know her favorite name she sang was GRIFFIN!!
23tks Jenna! and I think pam is a dirty white trash hooker, so it evens out
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24I like her hair when it's pulled back, or shorter. Makes her look less tranny.
Although, I'm sorry, there is no one more tranny looking than Nicolette Sheridan - eeegad! I saw a pic of her the other day and was like whaat? She looks worse as she gets older.
25Yes, and you know I think JS is a tranny skank...so it's all good in the hood
26grif, i know you are not commenting yet because you are rushing to buy it now!
27once dukes of hazzards happened and she split from nick, i'll admit, I didn't like her as much. plus her dad is a creep, but still part of me believes she is still the same girl from newlyweds.
LOL Jenna, yes, it's all good now!
28Well, I won't deny that. All of the DH look like trannies though, with the exception of Felicity H and Eva L (who reminds me of a rat).
29ok i'm out, bye ladies! be nice to jess! :oP
30Bye Blonde ! Can't promise anything
31Ugh, Dukes of Hazzard was down right tragic...and she though she was hot sh!t!!!
aww, Jenna, I love Mariah too!! Her voice is amazing. Although she does try to dress like she's 15...I still love her!
32Yes, she needs to tone it down...no doubt. It bothers me because people always call her a cow and she is nowhere near. No wonder peeps get eating disorders. The girl has amazing talent and people get all caught up in how she dresses.
33Well, there's no Joanne on the list, so I won't be getting it.
34She is far from a cow, but if you're bigger than a size 4, people feel the need to call you fat! I don't get it either!
35I love Mariah too, and sure, sometimes she doesn't dress her age, but if that's her biggest "crime" well, then, she's doing pretty good.
36Peep, I am so sorry. I am sure that ruins youe whole night
37B_L.....so true. As much as I loathe Jessica, she was never fat. But people made a big deal about her gaining weight? Like she got up to a size 6 or something. Yeah...what a heffer.
Bummer, Peep. Although someone must explain to me how on earth Jagger is on the list and Joanne is not.
38That is such a "Lucy" face....thief!
39Cute dress. Weird idea tho with the name thing I wonder if peeople will realy buy that
40~*Ive got 275 Comments to top! Lets re-do our future/baby name blog!!!
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People are still calling her fat? WOW I must be like the size of a planet
41~*Ive got 275 Comments to top! Lets re-do our future/baby name blog!!!
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her lips r huge!! people r calling her fat??,wow!! :0 even tho i hate her,she's def. not fat,she's like a size 5!
42I see Jessica and the word hooker and wh*re always spring to mind...is it the BJ lips, the outfits or her desperation to be noticed which I can smell all the way from London?
43LMAO Boogie! That's quite a stench.
44I know...
45she must really be as dumb as she looks.....who the hell would divorce nick lachey......DAMN HES FINE! i have to apologize to my husband 4 sayin that now.
46jenna it's okay....what impressed me most about nick was how he was always trying to be handy and help out and be supportive, etc. jessica was just too self-absorbed to appreciate/notice it
47Hey, MY name's not on the list!
48I'm back and forth commentin' .....what list Pad*?
49Her lips look RIDICULOUS!!!
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