Jessica's whirlwind tour of Cannes to promote Major Movie Star is over. She's already back in NYC, but before she left France she took time to sign autographs and show off her honey colored hair. In the upcoming film she plays an actress who signs up for boot camp when she is sick of being typecast into blonde bimbo roles. Jess says that the movie's striking resemblance to Goldie Hawn's Private Benjamin is no mistake, saying about Hawn, "I adore her and look up to her. I aspire to be her." As for her break-up? Rumor has it that she and John went on a date last night, and John was seen leaving Jess' NYC hotel room with a big smile on his face. Hmm, so much for our trying to help find her a new man?
In other Jessica Simpson news, she is planning on expanding her line of shoes and bags to include intimates inspired by the Jess. Jessica described the collection as "fun, flirty and exactly what I would want to wear.” Papa Joe must be so proud.
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Papa Joe looking at the paps is creeping me out. That and his dressing like a 17 year old guy.
Is her hair wet?
1She looks so greasy. Isn't that Asslee's hair color? They're copying eachother.
2holy sh*t! she is really tranforming into a man
3I dont undestand the pic of her legs... what about her legs.. they are not really anything special.
4I like the hair COLOR better than the dark but I agree that it looks greasy here.
5She is not looking too good these days! I don't like how she always wears these outrageous outfits that aren't very flattering on her figure.
6wow, she is starting to look better
7For a second I thought it was Fergie... wondering what was she doing in Cannes
8oh I can't wait to see this...
9Omg she looks like sh*t. Papa Joe does look super creepy!
10thats "post John Mayer break up look"
11she always looks like crap!!!
12She looks DIRTY.
13Weird dress.
14Popa Joe and Jessica look awful. It just shows how trashy the family is. If you look close on her right foot there is a huge indentation that looks really ugly.That doesn't look normal.But the rest of her doesn't look normal either.
15Is it just me or does that hair of hers look extremely greasy??
16No, it's not just you, Kendalheart. Her hair looks atrocious. I wish these rich celebs would get their weaves right. I have a weave in my hair right now, and it looks one hundred times better.
17Is that her real hair or extensions? It looks wet and/or greasy and she does not look good at all, she looks stumpy...she needs to hire a stylist.
18Hmmm... I like the hair color, but not the style. And WTF is up with that dress??
19i want the old jessica back. i look over to the right, POPSUGAR's 100 and she looks so fresh! what has happened to her?
20Her hair looks narsty.
21Papa Joe looks like a pimp here
no he just looks plain stupid
22what. the hell. is she wearing.
23That dress is NOT flattering on her body.
24When did she turn into a Las Vegas hooker??
25pappa joe wouldnt have missed the girls for the world, if you know what im talking about, what a sicko
26she looks like a wet dog and why is she expanding a line that she has no desire to promote?
27Her hair looks wretched and her father gives me the major heebies. Creep.
28I'm starting to not like John Meyer, what are they trying to pull. Either their together or their not. I don't like publicity stunts.
29Papa Pimpson looks like a jerk.
30she looks super chubby here...
31Her legs look a lot like mine, wierd indentations and all. And I don't really consider myself a freak. Actually, her whole body looks a lot like mine. Short, curvy, and muscular. 1950's dresses are not slimming on us. she's cute, and i wish she'd just take it down a notch. Personally, I like her because she's not stick thin but still looks attractive. I have struggled for years with body image issues and I like it that she's confident and struts her stuff. She just needs to keep it a little more natural and low-key.
32She could have washed her hair for the occasion.
33i like her hair ..she`s copying Ash though
34her Father makes me sick ! i can`t believe he used to be a pastor ! what an idiot !!
35Adriana,
36she looks normal. not everyone is think like Angelina Jolie, whom you apparently admire. Angelina is beautiful, but in a different way. I don't think Angelina would diss someone based on their physical flaws either.
ha that pic of her legs is just so random
37Her hair looks dirty and her make-up is horrible.
38is she scratching her boob in the 1st pic ?! ha
39I think she should ditch Ken Paves and let someone else work with her hair for a bit, I think she's in a rut with him.
40Here hair looks awful .... where is her hair man Ken?
41Adriana I agree, she looks chubby... because as well as Britney Spears they don't know how to pick their dresses, but since everyone gets mad because of the work "chubby" or "chunky" I prefer to use "fuller". And yes, she
looks "fuller"
42She needs to lose the cut-out boobage look!
43sorry word...
44That comment was honest and thoughtful until you added the pig icon.
45I think it's the dress making Jessica look "fuller." It doesn't flatter her at all - she's another one who needs a good stylist and another hairdresser. I can't believe Ken Paves does Eva Longoria's hair and Jessica's hair. Eva's always looks perfect; Jessica's always a mess.
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She's looking so disgusting lately.
47Mayb it's the dress but she's looking a little "hippy". I wonder how much input papa joe had in her underwear ahem I mean designing underwear. CREEPY McCreeperson
48She looks so awkward in these photos.
49she looks like sh*t! i thought she was joss stone when i first saw this. greasy hair and bad clothes.
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