I apologize in advance for ANOTHER Jessica story today but it's unavoidable. Once again, it's time for her to rule the tabloids. We were over saturated with her and Nick during their split and now she is everywhere declaring her new love. Perfect timing since her album just hit stores this week. People and US are reporting on her new man, John Mayer. Here's more from People:

"She's head over heels," says the source close to her. "She's telling friends, 'I'm in love.' "
So is Mayer Simpson's Mr. Right? Although the singer told Glamour magazine in its new issue, "I feel good being married to myself right now," sources close to her say she is savoring the new romance. "They've barbecued at her house," says a Simpson insider. "She's just started gardening, and he impressed her by knowing all the flowers she planted." Mayer is also "the antithesis of Nick," says the source. "He makes her feel special and beautiful and smart. Nick used to laugh when she said something that didn't sound smart."
For now, the couple are simply enjoying a fun, if no-longer-quite-so-private, affair. "It's in the first stages," says the Simpson source. "She realizes it's been very sudden and they haven't known each other really long. But the signals and the emotions seem right."
I just don't see it.
















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1JennaV's gonna cry.
2tears.in.eyes. I am going to go back to sleep and wake up and all of the news I've read today will be a dream. That's it.....just a dream............
3whaaat
4And she's already effing it up with the same guys she effed her marriage up with.
5hmmmm... interesting... has john mayer done anything new lately??? He must love boobs-- wasnt he dating Jennifer Love Hewitt too?!
6Yeah right. That picture of her in the black dress was photoshopped. I remember in the same EXACT pose with Nick months ago.
God, I really need to get a life!!!!
7Someone's trying to get some last minute PR buzz in before her album flops...uh, I mean, drops next week.
8LOL Baby!
9Almost forgot,
10How, exactly, could you not laugh when she says something stupid? Poor Nick, it was either that or cry.
11Sounds like someone was getting tired of being upstaged by Nick and Vanessa. I suddenly have waaaaaaay less respect for John Mayer. And I'm sorry, but if Nick didn't maker her feel special and beautiful and smart, then it's her problem and not his. We all watched Newlyweds, biatch, don't even try to act like he wasn't sweet to you.
12Hopefully he will write her some good songs for her next album if there is a next album. Is it just me or isn't there something nickish about John. Je ne sais pas what it is but he reminds me of Nick.
13Oh my gosh she was wearing that dress with Nick, poor nick just got photoshopped right out. They always do that though. I love the comment on how john makes her feel beautiful and special ...umm I believe Nick used to do that (shes was quoted threwout the marriage saying that ) How soon the bimbo forgets. John doesnt laugh at her when shes says something stupid (like always im sure) because he wants to get between those huge boobs of hers . Shes so dumb. Gosh I cant stand her . Go away already!!
14who needs real pics when you have photoshop...i bet they could somehow create a "home video" with me and jakey... but then again maybe she only has one pose that she repeatedly does to make her feel good lookin. i dont know i have lost all faith since hearing of them together...i have been busy praying to the porcelain god's.
15Well, shizz, if he's the antithesis of Nick, he must be a real a-hole. Because Nick was so sweet and so patient to her.
And, frankly, its not POSSIBLE to make this girl feel smart.
16i can't wait til she has her never breakdown. she is a nasty hoe. so happy she isn't f*cking a guy that i like. John Mayer isn't doing anything now anyways. Just imagine what Pimpson will be saying about their sex life. gross.
17jenn! i love the smiley is that the last elusive smiley!!!!!!!!!!!!
18It IS!
19Today has been interesting with the news i have to say. George and his grandma, jess and her bootycall, and Big Gay John and his man. still can't believe after all these years he got caught. it's all Lance's fault.
20I don't see them as a couple at allll. I smell PR stunt..
21I'm sorry, but John Mayer seems like a pretty deep, normal, grounded guy. How the hell is this relationship gonna work? She's too much of a bimbo for him.
Talk about royally screwing up your life. Nobody, I mean NOBODY, will ever be as good to her as Nick was...he adored her.
22Never care much for John Mayer, now I REALLY don't. Jessica's doing damage control, plain and siple. Publicity like this can be used to pimp an album, or overshadow it if it flops.
23LOL, Jen!! Teach us the ways!! Or is it in your blog?
24DIE JESSICA SIMPSON DIE!
25WTF?!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN, NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! WAHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHY JOHN, WHY??? =(
26i never really hated Jessica Simpson but now i understand why some sugars loathe her!! SHE is SOOOOO f*cking annoying.. and she has sooo turned into a media wh*re!! why is she famous again!???
27Wait!! Hold the phone...gardening!?!? Are you kidding me!?!? This girl wouldn't even clean her own dog's poop when it did its business in her house (does anyone remember that from an obscure Newlyweds episode??) and now she's gardening? To me...that’s the strangest part of this whole story!
28team a, i'm starting to feel the same way
( she is too over exposed. it's like she's
desperately trying to stay in the magazines. i *hate* that
29i KNOW blonde, i just feel she is WAY overexposed!! Maybe not all publicity is GOOD publicity!!
30and to think i used to like john mayer--------- i will never think of him in the same way again. he seems....tainted.
31I just don't see them together. and why does she need to go to People and shout it out that she is "in love"? nick wouold never do that rub-it-in-your-face kind of thing
32Isn't it so amusing how stars find love right on time for album release. I wonder what Pimp Daddy is holding over John's head to make him "date" Jess? Is she really trying to do an image overhaul or what. John Mayer is deep and smart and Jess is well....not
33Puuulease!
34HOW DO YOU HAVE A MAN WHO'S HOT AND IN LOVE WITH YOU ENOUGH TO MARRY YOUR SORRY ASS (SHE WAS SUCH A LAME POPSTAR BACK THEN-STILL IS), SCREW THAT UP (SHE NEVER GAVE HIM ASS) AND THEN GO TO SOMEONE LIKE JOHN MAYER AND ACT "IN LOVE"....TRICK PLEASE...SHE'LL NEVER FIND ANOTHER MAN WHO WOULD'VE LOVED HER LIKE NICK...AND HE WAS HOT! SHE'S GONNA GET TRAIN TRACK RAN OVER HER IN THE NEXT FEW YEARS WHEN NICKS WIFE WILL HAVE GIVEN BIRTH TO THEIR SECOND CHILD....JESSICA GETS AN ENTHUSIASTIC THUMBS DOWN
35he makes her feel smart? snap that boy up child, you surely won't find that anywhere again!
36sugarsnap...that smelled fishy to me, too!!! Can you see her on her hands and knees digging in dirt? She wouldn't even SWIM in her own pool...she just .... floated.....
37John just posted a blog with a picture of a Public Enemy Album that says "Don't Believe the Hype" and the headline says "Really enjoying this song".
Hopefully that is a sign that this is just a PR stunt dreamed up by Joe Simpson and that John unknowingly walked into it.
I know I have my fingers crossed.
38Jess: Looky Jonny this pwetty one is a daisy
39John: Good Jess (head pat)
Jess: and dis one is a sunfwower
John: Good Jess (head pat)
Jess: Aren't I smart I know all my fwowers
John: Yes Jess very smart good girl (head pat)
Jess: Daddy I wuv him he makes me feel like i have a big bwain
Pimpson: Keep it up boy and I'll make you a star (whip cracks)
John: Ow (thinking why oh why did I let Bam convince me she was an easy lay)
LOL@ Jaxon!
40This is such a PR stunt. How coincidental that her album dropped on tues. Now she is dating " Mr. sensitive music man" I smell BS. Anyway, Jon Mayer is so not hot. I absolutly do not get this.Also, why is she splashing her love life on the cover of mags? Isn't this the SAME mistake she made before?
41Jessica and John WTF??
42Jaxon and Valeri, your comments are hilarious!!!
I don't see these two as a couple at all. John seems so grounded,and down to earth,and intelligent, and politically conscious. Jessica seems like a...well, none of the things I just described.
43i dont like him or the facial spasams he has when he sings, but he seems waaaaaay to smart for jessica.
44*too
45HUH?? Didnt even know they were seeing each other. Je suis confondu.
46I thought JMayer was a smart dude! What the heck is he doing with Chestica?? once she gives out to him, this is OVER....besides, i don't think nick made her feel stupid or not smart, she was and still is a pain in the ass!!!
47How sad.. Why oh why John
48if i were him i'd be TOTALLY freaked out after seeing these covers on people and US weekly. ok, think about it. they've been "secretly" seeing each other for a month. which as described means he's been over for a barbeque. and dirty joe simpson has stalked him at the house of blues a couple times. and now jessica is telling people SHE'S IN LOVE WITH HIM???!! if he's anything near a normal guy, he'll be running for the hills in 2 seconds flat! no guy wants to hear in a nationwide PUBLICATION that you are proclaiming your love for him when you've barely gone on like 2 dates!!! hello freakshow! i'm sure he can smell PR stunt. personally i think he probably got roped in on this and didn't realize what he was getting into. or at least i hope, cause i think he's a decent guy with some pretty good music. hopefully he'll see what the simpson camp is trying to pull and run fast.
49I expect to be hearing John Mayer in a couple of months saying how he just met her at some event and suddenly the tabloids claimed they were in love.
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