We can't stop giggling over this strange picture of Matthew McConaughey on the set of his new movie Surfer Dude and thought it would be fun to get some input from you guys on what is actually happening here. Is Matthew trying to be seductive? Forlorn? Pensive? Let us know by submitting a caption in comments below. Remember that creativity counts and the wittier, the better!
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Wanton jailbird in a tree seeks partner to wallow in the sun.
1I am Tarzan...where is my Jane?
2you left me hanging...what will i do without you?
3Matt is trying to lure investors to his remake of Greystoke.
4CRIKEY! What do we have here!?
5Why...it's a rare striped Bludger Sloth!!
LOL Jessika!
6he can't believe he ate the whole thing.
7oh baby, i am your sexy man beast prisoner of love, come rescue me!
8Tarzan, King of the Jungle, was NOT watching out for that tree, now he sounds like Jane.
9No, I won't come down until I get my bongos!
10Unbeknownst to most humans, Zebras can climb trees. And look sassy doing it.
111. Dude! You're supposed to tell me to watch out for the tree!
2. No one ever said breaking out of jail was easy. I'm just gonna rest my eyes here for a sec and then....zzzzZZZZzzzz.
3. Why no, it isn't just a tree in my pocket, I AM happy to see you.
12Matthew got confused when he was told that women like men who are well hung...
13"I'm too sexy for the ground ...to sexy for my feet to touch the groooouuuunnnnnd ...I'm a model and I do my little thing on the tree branch ..."
14I need my bananas!!
15Man, I sure miss that prehensile tail.
16Matthew daydreams of future cycling sessions with Lance.
17Matthew McConaughy To Guest Star on Season Three Premiere of Prison Break; Esacpe from SONA in the South American Jungle!
18Escape*
19How to lose all sex appeal posing in tree
201. Whew, me Tarzan, you Jane....if you want it...come and get it....
212. C'mon...climb up here and get some...I dare ya! (wink, wink)
You want me ! Don't you!!!
22O Brother, why thou up in yonder tree????
23O, Brother, what are thou thinking??
24"Where else am I going go since my girlfriend took off with my trailer home?"
"I never roll out of my tree for less than $25,000 per day..."
25"nah, im not posing, this is just one of me hanging out. I naturally look that seductive."
26How to lose your mind in 10 days
27I wish I had my bongos...
28Alright, alright, alright! I bet I could smoke this tree... I just need me a lighter n' some bongos...
29wow. that marijuana just kicked in. where am i?
30Is there anyone else in this movie, or can I see if I can bring in millions of dollars with me running around half naked on screen for 2 hours?
31Although tea tree oil can be used to treat dandruff, Matthew McConaughey is obviously confused on the method of application.
32Ladies, get your man the new excertree! It's easy to have a six-pac-o-abs and tight glutes just like me. Just plant your feet and push on the trunk to tighten your junk! $29.95 (striped boxers, shipping, and pine bark-burn lotion not included).
33They call THIS acting!
34And here we have a Matthew McConaughey, baring his chest in the attempts to find a suitable mate.
35heheh so gay!!! or in other work cueco!
36oops sorry words!
37WE THOUGHT YOU WAS A TOAD!
38That was too much weed, dude!
39I feel like dying... Am I on heaven?
40Those mushrooms... those mushrooms... is that a mermaid?
41Matthew thinking to himself (aw man are they freakin' kiddin' me! First they always make me hide or camouflage my stunted right arm but now they want me to actually say this!)
42Armeo
Armeo
Where for art thou
Super short right Armeo?
Remember that scene in the first Pooh Bear movie when Tigger gets stuck in the tree? That was my first thought. Who is his Roo?
43dude...I could really go for a banana. *sigh*
44Matthew likes to make his fans feel dazed and confused.
45Don't hate me because I'm beautiful...
46That's the highest jailbird I've ever seen.
47"God, even I'm sick of my abs. I give up. Someone get me a goddamn shirt!"
48Can someone please something nice about my abs, pleeeeasssseee, can someone give some attention
49say something nice..... sorry
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