Before things got seriously crazy this weekend, two starlets calmly grabbed some coffee in LA. This was before Lindsay DUI-ed and went back to rehab, before Mischa was in and out of the hospital under shady circumstances, but presumably after Nicole Richie sent out an invitation for her Sunday afternoon Memorial Day BBQ, thrown with her friend Masha. Her email invitation somehow leaked and let me just say, the girl knows how to write a completely ridiculous party invite (see the whole thing here). She coaxed people to her friend's place to "glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans, even though we have no [bleeping] clue what Memorial Day really means!!" Wow, and that's not the end of it. She added, "There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now." Here's what her publicist had to say in response:
“This invitation was sent via email to her friends who understand that she was responding in a joking manner to the constant untruths printed about her in the media. Her reference to Memorial Day was in no way meant to offend anyone but was simply an expression of her distaste for the current situation.”
A joke, eh? She's got quite the sense of humor. But really, I sincerely doubt that "mocking the media" was Nicole's original intention, but nice try spinning that one, Nicole's rep! Sarcastic or not, things are clearly teetering on the edge of disaster for the starlet set. I just hope it doesn't take anything scarier than what happened this weekend to snap them out of it.
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As much as these two annoy me (personality wise, I love their clothes though yey!) It's obvious that she was joking in her email, Nicole's always sarcastic. I think it's quite good actually that she can string together coherent sentences
1i dont even think its a funny joke tho. it makes me think of the phrase 'there's a little truth in every joke"
2I don't like her, but it was a personal invite for friends. I think we are all guilty of telling bad jokes a time or two....
3Yes, for once i agree with the publicist
Definately tongue-in-cheek. After all, I'm
pretty sure Mischa weighs more than 100lbs, lol!
4F**king b***h! she's just sounding more and more like an obnoxious brat each day.Wish i could get some pig lard and shove it down her throat.
5someone's looking skinnier by the day
6They should have sent over some 150lb female ex-bouncers to especially slap a biyatch. I would have paid to see that. She seems to forget 100lb girls are *really* easy to pick up and throw.
I hope they jail her nasty ass.
And btw, given Nicole's alleged comments about that woman Lindsay Lohan stole all the clothes from, I don't think this is a tongue in cheek comment. Why would it be when Nicole herself makes sure she's stays under the 100lb mark so vociferously in the face of all health and logic?
Sorry fangirls, but she meant every word.
7Btw, what did they BBQ? Prawns and asparagus?
8Nicole is hot ! that was very funny !
9i have to admit that i really thought that the first part was funny....the 100lbs part was just a joke i'm sure....
10her e-mail describes a lot of memorial day bbqs i've been to. i think she was joking, and it's not like she released the e-mail to the media. give her a break. or better yet, a sandwich.
11come on, i think her email was very funny ^^ it was only a joke and meant for her friends!
12it's pant 'seams' not pant 'seems' Nicole - bless your wee illiterate undernourished little self.....
13She was surely joking and probably allowed the email to leak to the media herself - now she is having a hearty chuckle at the crazies losing their heads over it.
14Riiiggghhhttt...
15I think this is a total joke. Sad, that she can't even send an invite out to her friends without even making news.
16How stupid.
17This was definitely a joke. If you watch Simple Life you know how sarcastic Nicole is. The 100 lb. thing was a joke as well, look at Misha Barton (the girl is tall...she weighs more than that). I wouldn't get all mad and start trash talking her about this. Hasn't everyone sent some odd jokes to friends at one time or another?
18Nicole does come off as always being sarcastic and surely the remark about the bouncers for 100 lb+ people was a joke but I am offended on what she has to say and the casual disregard for Memorial Day and it's meaning. Sure, freedom of speech- that being said, what a b-ya!!!!!
19I still like Mischa's dress here...
20I actually feel bad for her that one of her friends pimped out her private e-mail, you can clearly tell it was to be a joke with her "friends", so sad none of these starlets have real ones
21Def a joke! Some of you need to lighten up!! It wasn't even meant for us to see anyways!
22What a classless stupid b*tch.
23And yeah Mischa, I really believe it was due to antibiotics....
wow .. Paris is 100 times better then her ...thats not really funny..
24I CANNOT STAND THIS BRATTY b*tch. MAKE HER GO AWAY
25That was an obvious joke...come one people, don't take EVERYTHING so serious!!!
26Of course it's a joke but Nicole is still a bratty b*tch that needs to go away. She has ZERO talent.
27Yes I'm laughing so hard with this joke....
You can totally see this is a joke, that is
why, she keeps trying to be under 80 lbs.
I don't think the part "... even though we have no f*cking clue what Memorial Day really means!!" was a joke. That brainless is this starving
.
28i`m not taking this seriously , i just can`t stand this moron!
29oh my... I am sure known of you make bad jokes though
30I make bad jokes on the daily, so I'm taking this very lightly.
31Bad jokes... yep... like obvious jokes that are not funny.
32I believe it. Watch the Simple Life. Nicole has a really quick, biting wit.
33ilove2ski can u please give one of your veggie burgers to Nicole... please?
34why the f*ck daes this b!tch carry around a drink in her hand she aint fooling anybody, like when shes caught at a restaurant you know she aint eating or drinking, she doesnt look like this for no reason
35Atleast some people don't tak things too seriously that weren't met for us to even read Thive.
Good thing you are here. I am so sick of the cattyness on pop lately. Makes me want to stick to talking to people on here through guestbook only.
36I know what you mean ski! Deba- I'll give her one of my Veggie burgers.
I have
plenty. 
Hey pink!
37I also think the part about not knowing what Memorial Day is about IS true. These girls are ignorant.
38Like I said on another site- I don't care if it's "tongue in cheek", it's STILL tacky and tasteless.
39You know, this might be the english major in me, but if Mischa is her newest BFF, why couldnt she spell her name right? Who is "Masha"?
I personally dont buy it, just cuz when would she have the time to actually compose sentences when she cant even eat a sandwich.
40If her publicist had to write a response about this, then I would say it is true.
41THANKS T-HIVE!
42Is someone fighting ...?
43The girl needs more than a freakin veggie burger.
44Of course I think she was "joking", but for someone who is deathly skinny to say it changes things up a bit. In the pictures of the ladies at Ralph's, with Nicole in an orange dress, you can see her bones so clearly.
Sadly, I really think Nicole will die within 5 years if she doesn't get help. A person's heart can't handle that abuse for so long.
45Now THIS Is someone worth bashing! What the hell does she do for society other than give us a demonstration on clothes (which, I admit, I love her style)???? The 100lbs comment is sick, sick, sick!
46Now THIS Is someone worth bashing! What the hell does she do for society other than give us a demonstration on clothes (which, I admit, I love her style)???? The 100lbs comment is sick, sick, sick!
47now she is having a hearty chuckle at the crazies losing their heads over it.
48If she attempted to have a hearty chuckle, she'd knock herself over.
Enough! Please, for the love of God stop posting on Nicole/Paris or whatever anorexic groupies they happen to be hanging out with. Honestly, why the f*ck do we care about these spoiled assholes?! They're celebrities solely b/c they're dumb, awful women and apparently that's what society craves to see. It's like the female version of a minstrel show w/ these women. There's a slew of celebrities out there that are not socialites; hell, there are socialites out there that are not asshats. There's no reason to post about these dipsh*ts who are make cracked-out drag queens seem downright classy.
Oh, and about the truth in joke sentiment: you laugh at what you consider to be convincing, not to be confused w/ objective truth. For ex., there are horrendous anti-Semitic jokes some people find hilarious, but that doesn't mean they're based on facts or evidence. Myth is convincing, not valid.
49sh*t, sorry for the double post.
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