We heard Jessica deny she was dating John Mayer while on The View yesterday. We thought it was a little off that she landed both People and US last week declaring she was in love. Now reports are saying she was dumped and while something may have been going on with Mayer, it was not a big deal - at least not to the grand scale the press made it out to be. Apparently his friends are even saying he is staying away from her because he thought the way her team made their relationship a media frenzy made her look desperate. So sad. But don't cry for Jessica yet, Life & Style is reporting that she has already moved on to model Markus Schenkenberg. Apparently the two were very cozy at Bungalow 8 last week. We'll believe it when we see it.
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whoa... jeez they couldn't have chose a worse picture for the cover of US Weekly lol.
1Oh, brother. That Markus model will date any twinkie in a skirt...couldn't her team have picked a better target? Like Corey Haim or something? Hee hee.
If I weren't so thoroughly bored of J. Simp, I'd actually feel sorry for her. Her dad/manager/overseer is totally screwing up her career, and her image. Having her latch on to John Mayer was a stupid move.
2she looks horrific! aww i feel bad for her!
3HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA. That move certainly backfired on Camp Pimpson.
4that Marcus dude is fine. Jessica is a tool. John Mayer is way too good for her, he doesn't even seem like the type to date an airhead. He seems to like intelligence.
5Keep up the good work with the most flattering pics!!! Jessica doesn't look dumped, looks like she's taking a d..p... Poor girl, first she looks like crap,then gets dumped, then her sister gets plastic surgery.... good job minister simpson....
6She looks like she should be wearing a straight-jacket in that picture.
7She looks like a damn platapus! Disgusting.
8Whoa...she possessed or something?
9Even if she and that model guy were getting together, at least they'd make nice babies. The Mayer and Jessica combination is just weird. Mayer seems too much of a nice guy to put up with Jessica's bullsh*t. If she wants to date someone and really move on-- without having to feel like she's doing some PR stunt to get her story told, go date a nobody.
10I love that US weekly chose that pic. Especially with the words "dumped" and "desperate" under it.
11Markus is gorgeous, but seriously, he's dated everyone and their mother.
12Has he, Dulce? I had never even heard of him until he was on Surreal Life. Such a good-looking man should have better standards!
13her VMA dress looked like it costed about $12. What a horrible pic of her.
14I'm getting tired of hearing about this! can't they pick on someone else?
15haha! That cover is funny! But I don't believe it one bit. I think US just needed cover the previous story of I'm IN LOVE.
16I dont htink hes hot an she looks like a deer in headlights wow
17that picture of her scares me.
18that picture of her scares me.
19marcus is hot... jessica would be the "ugly one" in that relationship!
20I bet nick feels bad for her too, dump vanessa and come home Nick!
21she looks awful...and im glad my lips dont look like those. i dont think they are back to normal again no matter what she claims!
hoorah i can listen to john mayer again!
22Marcus is hotter than Death Valley in July, I used to watch him present this soccer show when I was in Italy and even though I never understood what they were saying it was worth it just to see Marcus.
23PinkAngel, that's too funny! John Mayer's cred dropped for me too when I thought he was dating Jessica.
Abomb, Markus was briefly engaged to Pamela Anderson...that was his most famous ex. He is sooo fine that I'm sure the ladies must throw themselves at him. So guess we can't really blame him for playing the field! LOL I'd let him buy me a few drinks!
24She looks horrible on the cover. I feel bad for her.
25that is a horrible horrible horrible picture. she needs to stop plumping her lips and tone down the eyeliner. she looks BUGGEYED!!!!!!!!!!!!! her dad is ruining her life!
26HA! That's a great picture. It shows "The real Jesisica". I think they make a great couple...both beautiful with nothing else to offer.
27When their good looks fade Jessica and Marcus with make up the couple with the lowest IQ and nothing else to offer. I can hear their conversation on their front porch now, "Remember when we used to be so hot, yeah..."
She is desperate...I have no sympathy for her. She is damaged goods and I would not go near her if I were a man
28good gravy...give it UP Jessica!!!!!!!!!!
29she looks dang near frightening in that picture. What happened to her?!
30I KNEW IT!! I KNEW IT WAS B.S.!! thank you thank you John for stepping up and setting the record straight.
31& Marcus Shankenburg is such a total man-ho. She must REALLY be desperate if she's trying to link herself to him now. Jess, dump the dad, lose the stylist and get down on your hands and knees & beg Nick's forgiveness.....or else just fade away for a while, honey....
32ick! ack! bleh! blah! blek! ew! yuck! yikes! yowzers!
33bad pic. Have to say, the tabloid magazines are WAY too obsessed with this girl. i would say of the 52 weeks of the year, between her dad's fake stories or the one's that she has no control over, her face has been plastered on almost every week.
34I guess she got what she wanted, fame and money, at whatever price. I think her dad sold his soul a long time ago.
FYI, just to show you how much of a "tool/man-ho" Marcus Shenkenburg is, he said this of Pamela Anderson back in the day:
"She is the most beautiful, famous and sexy woman in the world."
& he also dated Nicky Hilton. 'nuff said.
35seriuosly, who would want to date her when her father orchestrates fiascos around the men she dates. He is ruining her.
36yeah, I know I keep butchering his name.
37Why can't she just be single? I mean, why does she have to link herself to anyone? What a pathetic move.
38John wasn't that good looking and He is kind of creepy, I guess Who knows if something is true or not, But I would like to see Mark more often out and about...
39How DESPERATE is this girl? Now she is being linked to a former member of the surreal life. LOL!!! Nick must be cracking up big time. He's probably embarrased for her. This only reinforces what a dumb azz she is for dumping such a good man and ending up with a loser like this! He was on the surreal life for goodness sakes, maybe they can do the next season together. Oh and I think its so great how we all saw past that pitiful DESPERATE PR stunt linking her to John Mayer. Good for him coming out and saying what it really was. Oh and this is the real Jessica in this pic, the girl looks a hot mess! Not so nice when theres not so much photoshop huh?
40she looks like a stupid rabbit....good job Jess you're uglier than ever..still laughing at her getting dumped ..
41haha-jess was dumped,srry i don't feel bad 4 her..wasn't marcus or whatev on the surreal life on vh1?
42I LOVE IT!
43Wow, he was just on the Surreal Life a few years ago. Perhaps he is giving her advice on what to expect? He is C list at best and she is on her way to C list. He is VERY hot and seems really nice and way too good for her. Oh, that picture is priceless on the cover!!! I usually ban all tabs with Jessica on the cover but I will certainly pony up for this
44Ha ha ha ha ha, J. Advice on what to expect. Love it.
And he did seem like a sweetheart on the episode or two that I saw.
45Well Jessica it didn't help that you went to People and US Weekly declaring that you were in "love"...then Meyer was like oh sh*t this dumb b*tch is going to all the tabloids and stupid morning shows and declaring her love for me, when we just started dating for little over a month ago. That's just...uh...kinda desperate maybe? She should really keep her "emotions" to herself and stop looking for ways to increase album sales or something...
46And I really HATE her bunny teeth...dumb ass b*tch!
47This is just too great. I love that picture.
48Well Jen...he is way too good for her and we have to have a reasonable explanation!!! LOL!
49I believe Camp Pimpson is doing a superb job of making Jessica look even more pathetic and embarrassing than usual. Props.
GRRRR!!! I got flagged....
50Jen...MS is too good for her and this is the only plausible explanation as to why they would be hanging out. A meeting of the minds, if you will
Camp Pimpson is doing a fab job of making Jessica look like even more of an ass and even more pathetic. I am embarrassed for her. bravo Camp P....
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